GREAT MOMENTS IN GANGSTER HISTORY: MOB STYLE

Posted in Drugs, Gangsta Shit, Guns, Heavy Respect, History, Murder, Scum & Villainy, Street Legends, Vintage on November 9, 2009 by blackpacino

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CHRONICLED BY PROFESSOR BLACK PACINO

Those who have seen the movie Paid In Full and study street-lore know the true story of Azie Faison, Richard Porter and Alpo Martinez.  In the late 80’s, the three cohorts were raking in millions of dollars as Harlem’s most notorious drug kingpings.  Their once-powerful empire splintered when Azie was shot seven times in a botched robbery attempt and Alpo was jailed after murdering Porter, a man he once considered a friend.

Azie survived the hail of gunfire and disavowed his life of crime.  In 1989, a year before Richard Porter was killed, Azie formed a rap group called MobStyle with his associates Gangster Lou, Pretty Tone Capone and Whip Wop.  The word “gangstais some made-up, superficial Hip-Hop shit.  The members of MobStyle, however, were bona-fide gangsters with heavy street reputations.  Check out the cult-classic 1995 HBO documentary Lock Up: The Prisoners of Riker’s Island and you’ll find an unscripted moment with Gangster Lou chillin’ in a holding pen, shouting out MobStyle.  In the streets of Harlem, Pretty Tone Capone had even the hardest niggas shook… and with good reason.  He was known as an outrageously wild muthafucka; this was reflected in the maniacal way he spit rhymes.

Although they were too underground and too damn real to receive their props, they’re  basically the first East Coast gangster rap group.  Their debut album was named The Good, The Bad, The Ugly and it was released by an indie label called Grove Street Records. MobStyle were very vocal in their dislike for N.W.A., who were extremely popular nation-wide at the time.  MobStyle considered them phony long before it was discovered that Ice Cube went to college for architecture and Dre wore make-up and sequins.

Did Eazy-E take a jab at MobStyle on N.W.A.’s joint, “Real Niggaz?” (“Back, the good the bad the ugly, see?/A lil’ streetwise nigga you know me/Rollin’ with some real niggaz playing for keeps/but you muthafuckers know who run the streets.”) In NYC, us MobStyle fans thought so.  After all, legend has it that Pretty Tone Capone set it on N.W.A. when they performed at The Apollo theater in Harlem.  Mad niggas rushed the stage and the boys from Compton fled.

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HOT, COOL & VICIOUS

Posted in BROOKLYN!, Deejaying, Interviews, Killer Gams, VIDEOS on November 8, 2009 by blackpacino

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WORDS BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO

There may be a shortage of female rappers these days but the ranks of female deejays have strengthened.  Deejays Blazita, June and Nickiee Barnes are ladies of diverse ethnicities and backgrounds.  But aside from mastering the wheels of steel, this trio has a few common traits… they’re strikingly beautiful, enterprising and at the top of their respective games. Despite their individual accomplishments, these three women still have plenty of upside and even greater prospects on the horizon.

So without further ado, allow me introduce you to my friends…

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CROOKED DICE

Posted in Bullshit, Corruption, Government Conspiracies, Politics on November 4, 2009 by blackpacino

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WORDS BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO

“When examined closely, the choices we have… in the marketplace, in elections, in our jobs… tend to have noticeable limitations: They are often a matter of choice simply between A and B, with the rest of the alphabet out of the picture.  Yet as long as the faintest mirage of choice flickers on, we rarely focus on the missing options.” -Robert Greene, 48 Laws of Power

The 2009 NYC mayoral election is over and the votes have been tallied. Billionaire mayor Michael Bloomberg spent $85 MILLION (probably from his spare-change jar) on a campaign he should have never been allowed to run at all, only to defeat challenger Bill Thompson by a very slim 5-point margin.

Since he’s a self-centered, arrogant mu’fucka, Bloomberg overturned a LAW stating that mayors can only serve two terms in office. Twice, New Yorkers voted in favor of term limits. But Bloomie’s fellow politicians, themselves hungry for absolute power and financial favors, helped him break the law.  Mayor Mike’s near-loss shows that people may be ready for change, making the third term he purchased even more unfair to New Yorkers. Since he strong-armed his way back into office, I’ll call him Mayor GOONberg from now on.

I didn’t bother voting yesterday because in my eyes the outcome was fixed and I had no time to waste. See, I grind 24/7 just to tread water because Goonberg helped turn New York into a city for the rich. Households grossing 70K annually are just getting by. Awkward skyscrapers are being hastily built  in the hood as the lower middle-class gets priced out.  People are leaving the city in droves; shit is crazy ’round here.

But my problem ain’t with Goonberg’s politics as much as it is with the dangerous precedent his third term sets.

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GTA HARD: COFFEE, DONUTS & DEATH

Posted in Gangsta Shit, Guns, HELL YEAH!, Murder, Pigs, Scum & Villainy, Thugs, VIDEOS on November 3, 2009 by blackpacino

The Spizzy is known as the “Grand Theft Auto of Blogs” and bad cops are rarely punished, so it was fitting that I post the above video clip.

For those in the dark, machinima (machine cinema) is a computer animation technique that often borrows 3-D graphics from video games.  Well, a machinima artist named Crayzeefool created this clip using the graphic engine from the illest video game franchise of all-time, Grand Theft Auto.  The overblown carnage and destruction in this clip is virtual but it’s still fuckin’ awesome to see a bunch of corrupt cops get dispatched by way of machine gun, grenades, rocket launchers and other gruesome means. It reminds me of the monumental shootout in one of my favorite flicks, Heat.

Of course, the black officer gets it the worse.  But as we saw in the case of Omar Edwards, the off-duty black policeman “mistakenly” shot and killed by white detectives, that’s how shit works in the real world too.

By the way, I’m reloading The Spizzy’s ratchets with heavier ammunition.  In the coming days, I will pick up where I left off in October… wreaking havoc on the blogsphere and causing haters to slit their wrists.

THE AVON BARKSDALE STORY-LEGENDS OF THE UNWIRED

Posted in Film, Gangsta Shit, Public Service Announcement, Street Legends, The Wire, VIDEOS on October 29, 2009 by blackpacino

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The good folks at E1 Music, formerly Koch Records, dropped this in my inbox.  The Avon Barksdale Story-Legends of the Unwired, will be released in March 2010.  Damn, they sure are spreading the word early.  Well at least they’re publicizing it, unlike M.O.P.’s latest album, Foundation.  This docudrama features Westside Baltimore’s ex-drug kingpin Avon “Bodie” Barksdale and the actor who portrayed him on HBO’s TV series, The Wire, Wood Harris.

Aside from being a lazy bastard, I’ve got a lot of shit to do today; this half-ounce of Kali Skunk ain’t gonna smoke itself, na’mean?  So I simply posted the press release detailing this film below the jump.  Now you too can experience what it’s like to read stuff in my inbox… minus the nudie pics that chicks send me.

Fans of The Wire may be interested in this one.

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SEARCH PARTY

Posted in Bodacious Booty, Foolishness, Insane Tales, Other Shit, Public Service Announcement, Racism, Scum & Villainy, Smoked-out on October 26, 2009 by blackpacino

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WORDS BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO

Like most websites, The Spizzy gets a lot of views from random online searches.  People type words and phrases into their favorite search engines hoping to strike information gold.  Being the mysterious, omnipresent force behind The Spizzy, I can see exactly what searches led viewers to my blog.  Most of these key-phrases, like “Rosario Dawson,” “producer Marco Polo” or even “girls and guns” are pretty common.  But there are some search engine terms that are just plain crazy.  I thought it would be interesting to reveal a few of these wacky searches.  If there’s a phrase or two listed that you may have personally Google’d (yes, “Google” is a verb), sorry to put you on blast.  Be assured, however, that I don’t see anyone’s I.P. address… just the wild shit they searched for and the amount of views it brought me.

All of the following search engine terms are 100% real.

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LAND OF THE RISING BUNZ

Posted in Beach Bunnies, Bodacious Booty, DAAAAAMN!!, Feelin' Zen, From the Vault, Good Lord!, Honeys, J-Girls, Killer Gams on October 23, 2009 by blackpacino

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EQUAL OPPORTUNITY BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO

I indulge in women the same way I indulge in food.

Some days, I’m in the mood for Thai.  On others, Italian does the trick.  There are times when I have cravings for Mexican or a sweet tooth for dark chocolate.

Today I’m ordering Japanese.

But what kind of friend would I be if I didn’t share? Confucius once stated, “It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none” and it’s an aesthetic that I live by.  So below the jump there are some treats from the Far East for you to sample.  As the world gets smaller, women’s butts get bigger.  Now the onion booty franchise has expanded to the country I never wanted to leave: Nippon (a.k.a. Japan).  The proof is in the legion of pictures contained in this post.

Click a pic, any pic, for greater magnification.  And if that ain’t enough to set your weekend off right, check the FOUR BONUS VIDEOS at the bottom of the box.  Three of them feature hot J-babes doing “oil dances” and yes, it looks as good as it sounds.  The other is a showdown between Aya Kiguchi and Hitomi Aizawa, two sexy models.  This post is fully-loaded because when it comes to satisfying the Thirst Mob, no punches are pulled at The Spizzy.

Knock yourself out, gaijin…

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BLOCK MONSTER

Posted in Ass-Whuppin', Bars of raw, Film, Gangsta Shit, Other Shit, Soak up some game, Street Legends, VIDEOS on October 19, 2009 by blackpacino

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KNUCKLE SANDWICH BY PACINO718

Many styles from the hood are birthed in the belly of the beast.  Some, like niggas wearing  jeans below their asses, should remain behind bars.  Others, like the legendary 52 Blocks, may give you the upper hand in a brawl.  The 52 Blocks is a defense-minded martial art developed in U.S. prisons many moons ago; inmates are credited with its creation.  This unorthodox fighting technique is somewhat of an urban myth as its existence has been heavily debated.  But Mike Tyson and Zab Judah not only confirm its reality, many of their own pugilistic moves allegedly incorporate the 52s.  Wu-Tang members have mentioned the 52s numerous times in  their songs, like Raekwon did on “Severe Punishment” (“Twist the DAC up, them niggaz with math is back up/Watch he act up, fifty-two block track we slap up”).  Another reputed practitioner of the martial art is ex-inmate and current MMA fighter Kimbo Slice.

My man Lyte Burly, streetwise rapper and professional ass-whupper, is a well-known 52 Blocks specialist.  How he learned is none of your business.  But what I can tell you is that Mr. Burly has three DVDs available that reveal the secrets of the 52 Blocks.  The popular trio of documentaries, simply titled 52 Blocks Vol. 1-3,  is full of interviews with experts detailing “America’s only native martial art.”  Kool G. Rap, perhaps the greatest lyricist to ever pick up a mic, makes an appearance in the third flick.  The DVDs also contain instructional segments that can teach you the secrets of penitentiary pugilism.

From NYC to Cali, many challengers have knuckled-up with Lyte Burly to test the validity of the 52s.  After getting their asses handed to them in public, they’re pretty much convinced that the 52s work wonders. Some of these dust-ups have been posted to YouTube for the world to enjoy.  Both Mr. Burly and I have busy schedules but at some point we’ll hook up for an interview so he can explain this fighting style to you.  Until then, enjoy the instructional videos and fights posted below.  Learn the infamous “Skull & Crossbones,” a pretty basic move that is a foundation of the art.  Lyte discusses Kimbo Slice’s use of the 52s, then travels to Cali where he goes toe-to-toe with a few Crips.  Also included is the official 52 Blocks music video; Lyte Burly is just as formidable with the verses as he is with his fists.  Plus the beat knocks.  Head south and prepare for combat.

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BRIA MYLES & COCO: BLACK LINGERIE BY SHOW

Posted in Bodacious Booty, DAAAAAMN!!, Fantasy Wife Team, Good Lord!, HELL YEAH!, Honeys, Killer Gams, Ta Ta's on October 18, 2009 by blackpacino

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PHOTOS BY NICK SAGLIMBENI

This post was totally unplanned… but not unnecessary.

The latest edition of Black Lingerie by SHOW is a masterpiece.  Not only has it been released with six different covers, this issue is a literal march of dimes from stem-to-stern.  CoCo, Bria Myles, Daphne Joy… the line-up is killer.  Per usual, ace photographer Nick Saglimbeni and Slickforce Studios did an outstanding job with the visuals.  No chick magazine looks as polished as SHOW, artistically they’re in a class by themselves.

All the models are fine-as-hell but I had to scan a few pics of my two favorites: CoCo and Bria.  Both are All-Stars of my Fantasy Wife Team.  My feelings for CoCo are well-known but Bria has long been a favorite of mine.  Do you see how this chick is built? Bria is so bottom-heavy she’d be glued to the floor in a zero-gravity room; she’s thick, dark and full-bodied like Guinness Stout.

There are only a few quick scans below the jump; you’ll have to cop the actual issue to see the rest (or wait for another site to inevitably rip-off more pages).  But best believe it’s worth the ten bucks.  I sacrificed a dime bag of weed to cop that shit.  Only Bria and CoCo could make me go smokeless for a night.

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FUGAZI NIGGAZ

Posted in BROOKLYN!, Fuck It, Get Off my Dick!, Nail in the Coffin, Payback, Public Service Announcement, Thank you on October 18, 2009 by blackpacino

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THE GENUINE ARTICLE BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO

It’s been brought to my attention that Illseed of AllHipHop had a counterfeit “Booty Battle” in his column the other day, something he clearly didn’t do before I tossed my glove into the ring.  As much as I hate biters, it was flattering to get juxed by a columnist of his caliber (though his version was inferior).  Spizzy patrons know that’s Pacino’s chamber.  My “Battle of White Supremacy” earned 10,534 views thus far and Sara Jay not only loved it, she sent recommended it to her fans.  The most influential and controversial blogger online, Byron Crawford, has posted links to my porn posts rather than flat-out steal them (‘Nuff respect, Bol).  So if Illseed acts like he’s never run across my material, we know in our hearts that faceless mu’fucka is full of shit.

Now, I shouldn’t single out Illseed because The Spizzy is only eight months old and quite a few uncreative bloggers already see me as a father figure.  Imitation is a form of flattery and respect so it confirms that The Spizzy is on the come-up.  Plus, I like Illseed’s column.  There’s barely any  music worth discussing so rumors and YouTube beef are the only entertainment rap has to offer right now.  But being an old-school nigga, blatant biting is a violation that I must address.  The other fakes are negligible; no one reads their shit anyway, let alone comment.  Illseed, however, deserves my full attention.

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MEGA MAMI: THICKA THAN YA’ AVERAGE

Posted in Bodacious Booty, DAAAAAMN!!, Good Lord!, Honeys, Interviews, Raunchy Fun, Ta Ta's on October 13, 2009 by blackpacino

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SHOCK & AWE BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO

PHOTOS BY LLOYD PARKS, MJ FLIX, THREE G STUDIOS & DJ CAMILO

“I’m not a cold-blooded killer, baby… I cry too”-Ghostface Killah, STAY

It is not unmanly to shed tears.  When emotions run high, releasing a few drops of salty water can be one’s only refuge.  Take the other day, for instance.  My lovely lawyer-to-be and good friend, Bizzi Lizzi, hipped me to a Dominican model on the rise that she knew I’d dig.  Liz’s word is platinum to me, so I investigated the recommended model with due diligence.

After reviewing a few curvaceous photos of Jessica Mericee a.k.a. Mega Mami, I got a little choked up.  But Ms. Mericee’s rear-view shots really evoked my tears of joy.  With her healthy Mega-buns filling up damn near every pixel on my computer monitor, I was bawling like Terrell Owens at a press conference.  As a lover of Latin women with big backyards and raw, unbridled sex appeal, how could I not be moved? Mega Mami is thicker than a rubberband-wrapped knot in the stash box.  She’s rock-solid like Stonehenge; stacked nice and neat with curves that are almost mathematical in their precision.  Indeed, this natural work of art belonged on The Spizzy’s Wall of Fame.  “Thank you, Bizzi Lizzi,” I whispered to myself, wiping my moistened eyes.

With my hotshot lawyer brokering the deal, I connected with the Super Mega Mami herself.  An interview was conducted soon after.  Head south and peep our Q&A session, along with ridiculous photos of the Dominican darling that made Black Pacino cry.

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FUCK COLUMBUS

Posted in Bullshit, Corruption, Fuck It, History, Horror, Knowledge, Let's build., Murder, Public Service Announcement, Scum & Villainy on October 12, 2009 by blackpacino

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VENOM BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO

It’s Columbus Day but there ain’t shit to celebrate about rape, torture and genocide.

In years past I would say this to whomever was within earshot.  But now I’ve got a blog with thousands of viewers around the world.  So I’ll take one moment to break away from my regularly scheduled programming to say…

FUCK CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS.

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PIMPS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS

Posted in Blatant Materialism, Flossin', Gangsta Shit, Inspiration, Knowledge, Pimpin', Soak up some game, Street Legends on October 12, 2009 by blackpacino

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PLAYERS BALL HOSTED BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO

Usually when I get all deep and introspective I post quotes from Sun Tzu, Lao Tzu and other ancient, wise philosophers.  But there’s another group of deep-thinking sages that I’ve neglected thus far at The Spizzy.  Pimps.  Their worldly advice is to be sold, not told; Pimpin’ Ken, who I’ve chopped it up with and interviewed, has a book in stores called Pimpology: 48 Laws of the Game.  This inspiring tome can be found at Barnes & Noble in their “Self-Help” department.

Peep this verbal jewelry, compiled from various sources, by actual gentlemen of leisure.  Whether or not you advocate with their profession, it must be admitted that some of these macks have lyrics.

And fellas, if you’ve got no game whatsoever DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.  These pimps are pros.  If you come out of pocket and use a few of these lines around the wrong chick, you may be the one gettin’ slapped like you owe money.

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KURIOUS JORGE “II”

Posted in Dope Beats, Free Shit, MIXTAPES, VIDEOS on October 11, 2009 by blackpacino

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In 1994 Kurious Jorge released his debut album, A Constipated Monkey, on Columbia Records.  Since then, Kurious has laid low for the most part, appearing on a handful of  joints with his homie MF Doom, Monsta Island Czars and Doom’s former partner, MF Grimm.  In 2009, Kurious has a new lease on his Hip-Hop life with a second studio album, simply titled II.  With production by Dame Grease, 88-Keys, The Beatnuts, Hi-Tek, V.I.C., Domingo and Yogi,  Jorge made sure he came back correct.  Max B and MC Serch make guest appearances on II and of course, MF Doom shows up to repay the favor.  This latest Kurious Jorge album is pretty good and the price is recession-friendly: FREE.  You can’t lose, so download it right here and now.

Below the jump is the track list and download link for II, plus a pair of Kurious videos.  “Back From Up Unda” features the now-incarcerated Max B.  The clip for “Smiling,” with footage from NYC’s Puerto Rican Day Parade, has me yearning for a summer that flew by too damn fast.  Peep ‘em out.

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BIG AL GOES TO EXXXOTICA

Posted in Honeys, Interviews, Porn, Raunchy Fun, Spic'n Spanish TV, VIDEOS on October 8, 2009 by blackpacino

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The traveling, three-day porn convention known as Exxxotica made a stop in New Jersey last weekend. It’s a given that my nigga Big Al of Spic’n Spanish TV would be there; year after year, he’s a regular.  As always, the infamous Al brought his camera crew and interviewed a bunch of pornstars, among other mischief.

Big Al caught up with the thicker-than-a-snicker Flower Tucci for the third time; their first two interviews were classic and this sums up a great trilogy.  He also chatted with up-and-cummer Erin Marxxx, who shook her tail feather for the camera and detailed her love for fellatio, among other things.

Next year, I’ve got to roll to Exxxotica with Big Al because these chicks light up at the mere sight of him.  Peep how he buries his face in Flower Tucci’s massive buns; I thought he’d get lost between those cheeks and require a search party.

Go below the jump and enjoy the awesome sights.

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