WORDS BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO
PHOTOS BY ALAN EIGAN, KEM WEST & NICK SAGLIMBENI OF SLICKFORCE STUDIOS
“I’m the new phenomenon like white women with ass…”
-Ludacris, “Blow It Out”
What Luda refers to as a new phenomenon, I refer to as evolution. As the world turns, all things evolve. Golf was an old White man’s sport and now its best player is a young person of color. Both New York and Cali dominated rap until the Southern United States eclipsed them both. And the emergence of CoCo and Annie Thao prove that Black and Latina women no longer monopolize the booty game.
To hammer that point home, I present sought-after model and top-tier adult-film actress Kelly Divine. Miss Divine is gifted with naturally ridiculous proportions; her tapered waist leads to a whopping 40-inch, 100% real butt. After reviewing a bunch of her skin flicks for research purposes, I was compelled to enlist the buck-wild Kelly Divine for my Fantasy Wife Team. Not only are her many on-screen performances golden, Kelly Divine has recently graced the newsstands in popular non-pornographic men’s magazines.
I relentlessly pursue my goals and Miss Divine’s shapely bubble was in my crosshairs. So I went at her hard (no pun intended) and hit the jackpot with the following exclusive interview. Pull back the black curtain for our interesting Q&A session and a collection of super-sexy pics. But wait horn-dogs… there’s more. Also included is a killer BONUS VIDEO of Kelly Divine shaking her money-maker and it won’t cost you a dime to watch. If you like what you see, toss a stack at your monitor and make it rain.
Needless to say the environment below the jump is not work safe. But it is fun as hell.
Black Pacino: You’ve been featured in a lot of mainstream magazines lately. Please don’t tell me you’re leaving porn.
Kelly Devine: Yes, I am featured in like five (magazines) between May and June alone! See me in SHOW Pearls, TEARSHEET, Damn Girl, Sweets, Silk and many more to come soon!! And NO, I am not leaving porn!
Pacino: Yay!! With a booty like that did you have a lot of Black dudes hittin’ on you when you were coming up? You know how we love “junk in the trunk.”
Divine: Yes! That and because I grew up in Chester (Pennsylvania) which is a predominately Black neighborhood. I think all the brotherly love is what made my butt get bigger… my ass is an attention whore!
Pacino: What are some your interests?
Divine: I love food, I like to eat it and cook it. And yes I can cook! I watch a lot of A&E channel as well as my favorite show, Family Guy. I like listening to a good variety of music but I must say that old school hip-hop is probably my fave. My favorite artist, however, is Lil’ Wayne.
Pacino: In your private life, are average guys… non-porn studs… intimidated by you? Are they afraid to have sex with you thinking they can’t match up? Do you even give average Joes a chance?
Divine: I think that in my private life average dudes probably are intimidated if not by me, then by the fact that I do porn. Heck, I would be! I’m not into “porn sex” though. I think that if a guy made an obvious attempt to fuck me like a porn star it would annoy me ‘cause for one, he’d fail. And for two, that’s not what I want. Guys need to just be themselves in and out of the bedroom. Any girl that would hold that against you isn’t worth it anyway.
Pacino: Some people stereotype all porn actresses as having troubled childhoods, psychological issues and drug problems. What are your thoughts on this?
Divine: Everyone in the world has had their share of problems growing up but not everyone runs to porn (laughs). I had a decent childhood I’d like to think but making a general statement like that is kind of ridiculous. Sure, many girls are fucked up but at the same time many girls are just normal women with strong sexual appetites and a great head on their shoulders. And then there are the girls in between. From the people I’ve met, I can say that everyone in this business has their own reason for entering and staying. People in the porn game come from all walks of life. I’ve met the abused girl and I’ve met the girl who is also a lawyer. And me, I just fell into porn by crazy chance and never looked back. I have big plans just wait and see!
Pacino: I believe you. Want to join my Fantasy Wife Team? Another white woman with a huge booty, Ice-T’s wife CoCo, is on the squad. Not to mention Salma Hayek, Stacy Dash and Beyonce. How about it, Kelly?
Divine: Sign me up!! Can all the wives play together too when the fantasy husband isn’t around… and hell, when he is around?
Pacino: That answer alone puts you in my team’s starting line-up. What are some projects you’ve got in the works and where can the Thirst Mob see you?
Divine: Please join my mobile club by texting the word “DIVINE” to 32075. That gets you free photos as well as updates and info about yours truly. Look for me in many magazines in 2009 as well as new adult flicks that are being released all the time! I’m also trying my hand at the music video game so keep your eyes peeled! Make sure you all pick May’s issue of SHOW Pearls magazine. I’m on myspace.com/kellydivine and follow me on Twitter. I’m all over YouTube and really plan on being in your face this year so look out!
Pacino: I look forward to it 
This video is nothing short of incredible.
It’s the stuff dreams are made of.
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*pauses video*
DAAAAMN YOU PACINO!!!!
*resumes*
LMAO!!
sorry, fam. i had to do it.
that video is the icing on those sweet, shapely cakes.
if the pictures ain’t do her enuff justice, the video is exhibit B (for “BOOTY,” of course).
YO THAT WAS A COOL INTERVIEW..AT LEAST WE KNOW SHE HAS
BRAINS ALONG WITH THAT BOOTY..BECAUSE I WOULD -%#@$ -THE
SHIT OUT OF THAT PHAT ROUND JUICY – &*^%$#@*&&-
ASS….”BROOKLYN”!!!!
snake, you never mince your words do you? LOL!!
that’s the BK way, tho.
yes, kelly is down-to-earth & quite intelligent. very well-spoken.
so after you beat it you can lay in bed & solve math equations or discuss the theory of relativity with her LOL
you did it again homie and damn vanilla princess is the truth… and thank you for your divine intervention!!!
No doubt, Soul. If you like it, I luv it.
I have an oath to uphold:
“It’s my sworn duty to publicize hot booty.”
As Spider-Man taught me, with great power comes great responsibility.
DAMN BP…YOU REALLY GOT ME ON THIS ONE…KELLY DEVINE IS THE NEXT CROSS OVER SENSATION BETWEEN PORN AND MODELING! YOU REALLY HIT SOME GOOD POINTS ON THE INTERVIEW! DAMN YOU PACINO…I AM COMING BACK HARD ON MY NEXT FEATURE! LOL
PURP
LOL!
Good looks, my ninja. I already know you’re in the lab cookin up sum raw Purple City dope. You slangin’ good product on your block, na’mean?
Kelly Divine is a beast in her movies & I think she’ll strong-arm (or should I say “strong-ass”) her way thru the modeling game.
wow, now pornstars are being treated as if they’re normal humans? smh. I mean that ass is nothing short of incredible and I’d **** the shyt outta her but at the end of the day she’s just a fucken object. one made for fucking and cumming on. nothing more nothing less. seriously, how much of a loser someone has to be to take a pornstar seriously other than wanting to fuck her? now we’re caring for her opinion and what she likes and doesn’t? LMAO..wow. I’m sure my comment would get censored but it’s whatever.
we don’t do censorship at the spizzy, mike…. unless it’s info that could send someone to jail. i respect free speech & free thought.
everyone has opinions. to you, folks interested in kelly’s interview are losers. to me, folks who go blog-to-blog all day leaving anonymous, bitter comments about trivial shit are losers.
to me, a loser is a person who thinks i’m so sensitive i’d censor some words they typed online, as if i ain’t got real business to handle. to me, that’s sooooo pathetic. but see… that’s just MY opinion.
a porn star is a job, like a worker at mcdonald’s or a garbage-man. their job is to gimme a burger or collect my trash & that’s it. but if they got something interesting to say, i’ll listen ‘cuz i don’t look down on nobody.
what’s YOUR job, mike (if that’s even your real name), other than being a blog commentator? do you even have a job & if so, why should WE give a fuck what YOU have to say?
at least kelly can show her face in public. can we see yours, comment-box tough guy?
me & my folk get all kinds of pussy on the reg, so we can read kelly’s interview & not get blue balls.
Black Pacino… i’m here 2 drop the spizzy… you see, the truth is… the boy mike is right… yeah her interview was great, yes its a job (being a pornstar), but like he said its funny to also trivialize porn as a so called ‘normal’ job, trust me i ain’t been on a set before, but trust me its not like flippin’ burgers B.P. its just not…
I’ve been on quite a few porn sets & you’re right, paris… it ain’t like flippin’ burgers. Porn is more like stuffin’ tacos.
No, it ain’t a “normal” job, for lack of a better term. But it’s a job nonetheless & that’s the point I wanted to make. A fireman is not a normal job ‘cuz not everybody is built for running into burning houses. But it’s a job.
There are some ppl who would argue that even workin at McDonald’s ain’t even a normal job… it’s beneath a normal job. That’s where the degrading term “McJob” came from, it defines all low-paying, low-prestige jobs…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McJob
So you, see… not everybody is built to work at Mickey D’s & take that abuse during the lunchtime rush. Not everybody is built for porn. But they’re both jobs.
Let me start off the way i always start off by saying I hate you lol. But really shorty is hot. The interview was tight and the video at the end, well lets just say i had to put some plastic over my keyboard
plastic over the keyboard?
uh…. a lil’ too much info, capo.
don’t violate your computer LOL
why do you hate me? we’re on the same team remember?
you startin’ to sound like mike from a few comments up.
now THAT is entertaining
WIT-E!!!
good to see ya’. what’s poppin, my dude?
glad you found sumthin around here entertaining.
and by the way, your beats are fire.
Damn Mike what pornstar hurt your feelings? Sounds like you got dissed by a few and now have a chip on your shoulder.
he probably sprained his wrist jerkin-off to kelly’s flicks & now holds her personally responsible.
look for him to sue the porn industry for damages & psychological trauma.
nah he hust 2 TREAL like me…. or should i say us…
So believe it or not I have never heard of her till checking the blog out. Had to do a lil research of my own and damn she is pretty darn good and the bell boy she was rockin had it good. As a woman I gotta give the girl props, I wouldnt mind being blessed with azz talent like that. Will have to add her to our (me and DH’s) collection.
azn goddess… your name alone has piqued my interest.
and from what i read, you seem really cool & down for your crown.
i bet your man is a real lucky guy. his wifey is doing her *ahem* research to really lay it on ‘im.
kelly was rockin’ the bell boy? LOL! she’s a great tipper, huh?
Yep, my PuertoRican Papi gets all his goodies, sometimes a lil too much for his liking, LOL.
But in all seriousness I feel watching porn as a couple is healthy in any relationship. Keeps the flame burning (20yrs+) from the every day woofwoof, reverse CG, on top/flip flop missionary…if you catch my drift.
@ Mike – I’m with Coney on this one. What pornstar threw cold water on your wet dream? It’s like you woke up and realized porn is just as about as real as wrestling. Be easy homie, don’t take it so personal, it’s just ass. And as you see your comment wasn’t censored. BP don’t get down like that. All are welcomed to speak at the Spizzy even if it’s coming from way out of left field somewhere. Yo, Khalid does this now mean that your “White Chocolate” will be challenging Annie for the top “wifey” spot at the Spizzy?
LMAO! this nigga said porn is real as wrestling. that’s a good one, famlee!
hmmmm… annie thao vs. kelly divine for the “queen of the spizzy” title?
we may have to pour a few buckets of jello pudding on the floor & let ‘em wrassle it out. it’s the democratic approach.
I LOVE THAT GIRL.WHITE GIRLS ARE DEFINITELY COMING HARDBODY
yes they are, wally. they’re in the streets with a vengeance, rockin booty shorts, hot pants & low-cut jeans. it’s their time to shine & they will not be denied.
man….. there is something about white grils that i love…
hu…hu…hu
hell yeah!
i’ve sampled all flavors from around the world & i’ve found vanilla to be quite tasty.
but i welcome chicks of all races… all creeds… with open arms. i’m like the statue of liberty or some shit, welcoming them to our american shores. but instead of holding a torch & book, i’ve got a bottle of lube and a box of condoms.
No man, you should call yourself the United Nations.
@azn goddess
GOOD LORD!!!! you’ve got all bases covered. you got your puerto rican papi shoutin’ “no mas!” LOL
that’s whassup, shorty. i hope he realizes that he has a good woman holdin’ him down… literally!
In the words of Florida Evans(That comes from the show Good Times for all you young cats) DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL. I got you in my sniper scope fam looking right over your shoulder. I gotta see what your seeing
Hahahaha!!
You need an extra-wide sniper scope to see Kelly’s phat ass, CM Cash.
Kudos for hippin’ the young’uns to Florida’s classic line from “Good Times.”
For the uninformed, it’s Florida Evans… not Flo-Rida Evans. Esther Rolle never spit 16 bars. At least not to my knowledge.
Mike -
As “passionate” as your comment, I would say they are taken pretty seriously.
Sit back, relax, enjoy.
Kelly Divine brought E-Pills, a fugitive on the lam, out of hiding. Divine power indeed.
But, she’s homely as a wolf.
LMAO!
Actually, I’m more like the wolf, Mr. Black. ‘Cuz I’m howling at Kelly’s full moon.
Good Lord have mercy!!! What you got me watching early in the morn!! Just getting off work and about to head out to the second joint with a woody!!!
Trust me coming from a brother that has a MILF living with him I have to say that those white women are blazing the whole dayum planet!!!
What formerly they were ashamed of they now stand up proud and shake!!! That Kelly is delicioso!!!
That’s a Whooty!!!
Holla!
Chf!
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Ha! “Whooty!”
Chf, you’ve given me new slang to use. White+Booty=Whooty.Dat’s fuckin genius, fam.
I hereby induct this freshly-minted word into The Spizzy’s slang dictionary. Your gold plaque is in the mail, Chf.
I need something else to put up on my wall! Putting up Kelly is a no no with wifey!!! LOL~~~ BRoooookkkklyyyynnn says good looks on that article!!!
Holla!!
Chf
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Find something for Wifey and call it even.
listen to azn goddess, chf.
she knows her stuff.
Yeaaaa sun….seeing chics like her and Coco…definitely would ’cause a mu’fukka to cross over. I got another one for you (you probably know about her already)…Alexis Texas
@ Jay- Damn your resources run deep! But what does that say about me if I know who you’re talking about? Holla!
It says that you’re a perverted bastid like me my nigga!…and it’s all good..as long as we be perverted in moderation…don’t wanna scare away the wives!
hell yeah, jay!
alexis texas is thicker than a snicker.
sheeeeiiit… her ass may be bigger than kelly’s.
i’ll have to watch all their flicks tonight and… uh… compare them.
for the sake of investigative journalism i’ve gotta do it.
hell… let’s do it right NOW.
spizzy familia, i present to you… ALEXIS TEXAS!!!!!
Sun…thank you for that…WTF are these broads eatin’??…anyway, how ’bout Sarah Jay?….Sarah Jay anyone?
SARA JAY! word!
she’s got a GINORMOUS BOOTY!!!!!
she might take out both kelly AND alexis texas.
there’s only one way to find out.
i hate to do it, but….
Love it man…white women with fat asses…never thought I’d see the day….sun I really think I would cross over…
when you do cross over, i’ll see you on the other side.
i’m already there LOL
loveee KELLYS HUGE SEXY ASS…WOW!!!
You and me both, homie.
Yo Khalid, that chick looks Arab.
Don’t front on Arab ass, At first I thought I was going to be like a thirsty man in the desert, but naw, ass for day, and a lot of them are fly too.
You need to get some Abrab chicks up on here, they be blowing my mind.
Homegirl is nice though. I can see myself leaving some big red hand prints on that ass.
I’m not into anal sex, but I love a fat ass woman with a pretty face.
“Guys need to just be themselves in and out of the bedroom. Any girl that would hold that against you isn’t worth it anyway.” -Kelly Divine-
Truer words have never been spoken by a woman. She is wife material for me.