If you still haven’t taken my advice and copped the SPIC’N SPANISH CHRONICLES Vol. 1 DVD, here’s a taste of what you’re missing. My homie Big Al, creator and frontman of the Spic’n Spanish franchise, had Gloria Velez on his long-running cable TV show several times. Glo always perked-up for Al’s unique interviews and this particular one at the Bada Bing strip club in The Bronx may have been the best. The extended version of this clip is a special feature on the Spic’n Spanish DVD but I chopped it down for consumption here at The Spizzy.
When Glo shits on Vida Guerra, tosses a dart at Melyssa Ford and describes two-piecing Remy Ma, keep in mind that this interview took place in 2007. These conflicts may have since been resolved but leave it to my instigatin’ ass to bring up some old shit. I love a good chick fight (especially when there’s Jello pudding involved) but Glo also speaks on her ex-boyfriend Joe Budden and baby-daddy Aaron Hall. Make sure you watch the video all the way until the end, when Ms. Velez gets her freak on with two raunchy strippers at the club. Chances are it’ll get a “Good Lord!” out of you.
Saunter below the jump and watch Big Al & Gloria’s entertaining interview, peep a few eye-candy shots I’ve posted of Glo’s fine-azz and order a copy of Spic’n Spanish Chronicles Vol. 1. It’s the shiznit and I’m not saying that just because I edited the flick and authored the DVD (I’m such a self-aggrandizing muthafucka). It’s pure dope and features wild-and-crazy interviews with Jadakiss, Fabolous, Fat Joe, Remy Ma, Lil’ Kim, Ice-T and porn-star Tiffany Mynx. Not to mention a bevy of strippers and exhibitionist chicks from around the Tri-State area. Go for it…
If you liked the video clip above, there’s plenty more where that came from. Just click the link below the cover and order this epic DVD…
BUY SPIC’N SPANISH CHRONICLES DVD VOL.1
If you need more convincing, re-visit my previous post…
JADAKISS AND A WET BEACH BUNNY ON SPIC’N SPANISH TV
Excellent article Kilo! Seriously, you’re a great fuckin writer!
BTW, the Glo interview was from late 2006.
The legendary Big Al is in the building! The Spizzy salutes you, my friend.
Word? That shit’s from late ’06? Coulda sworn Glo said ’07. I’mma change it then.
Your interviews are way better than mine, Big Al. Who else is gonna ask, “Who eats pussy better? Men or women?” LOL! Gully! It’s a crime that you ain’t win an Emmy.
Long live Spic’n Spanish!!!
I’m pretty sure it was December 2006. But if Glo said 2007, then maybe it was January 2007.
I’ll have to watch it again.
This time, I’ll try to pay less attention to her ta-ta’s & actually listen to what she’s sayin lol
I’ll try to pay less attention to her ta-ta’s & actually listen to what she’s sayin
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u mean she says stuff? all this time i thought all she ever did was move her tits. fuck.
Now that i think about it, I’m happier just imagining she’s a mute and her nipples are going to do some sort of sign language or morse code or something…..so i’ll watch and anticipate.
LMAO!
word. usually when there’s mud bein’ flung & shit bein’ popped, i sit back & enjoy the drama. but even when glo’s talkin’ smack about niggaz, i can’t stop lookin’ at her & imagining the nasty stuff i’d do to ‘er LOL
i think her booty talks too, contra. and she can make it clap… the booty applauds us as we applaud IT. what an interesting and deep paradox.
Yeah this is classic shit. Ive seen this so many times but it never gets old. She’s still the G.O.A.T. to me
she’s on that all-time list, coney. indeed, glo never gets stale.
she was one of my original fantasy wives ever since i saw her in music videos back in the day.
i’m still trying to get my hands on the clip from “uncle luke’s pool party,” where she got super-freaky with some chick. damn near sex-tape material. it’s a rare gem.
you new models who think you’re hot, take note. gloria velez has longevity. she ALWAYS looks good.
spic n spanish hell yeah that was the shit only hood cats even knew about that…GLORIA HELL YEAH FINE AS SHIT AND GULLY….”SQUEEZING HER ASS WHILE SHE SQUEEZING THE STEEL…”BROOKLYN”!!!!
Brooklyn is showin up for you, Al.
We grew up watchin Spic’n Spanish & now I have the honor of workin with the hood’s hero. The Puerto Rican Hugh Hefner. It’s a dream come true…
*sniffle* Aw, damn. My eyes are watering up. Excuse me, I’m havin a Terell Owens moment.
“That’s my quarterback, man.” Weep, weep. “That’s my quarterback.” Ah man, that was priceless.
Kilo, can u send me a logo so I can put it up on my page? Thanks.
Will do, Big Al.
*salutes*
I got that Luke video where she getting nasty. It was on Luke’s Freakfest. I have it on VHS but still watchable if you can find a VCR anywhere lol
shit, nigga… i’ll BUILD a fuckin VCR to see that footage LOL
nah, we can make it digital easily. lemme hold that tape.
to be clear, any unsolicited material you send me may not be returned lol
I GOT A VCR…SHIT STILL WORK…AND A DVD RECORDER
Y’all stop talkin about my girl like that! That tape never existed! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
I bet you’ll watch that shit if I post it.
You prolly already got an autographed copy.
“To my sweetheart, Big Al. From your bitch, Glo” LOL
GLORIA IS MY BITCH SPANISH…SPICY..SEXY..WIT A NICE ASS..TWO GUNZ UP FOR LATINAS…”BANG BANG” JERZEEE!!! IN DA BLDG..
shout out to dirty jerz in the building! BANG BANG, NIGGUH!
spanish, spicy, sexy, nice ass… that sums glo up perfectly, HDF. that should be used as her bio, just them 4 things LOL
she’s been in the game 4eva but i NEVER get tired of glo.
Nucca you got the best frickingggggg Joints!!!! WTH Youse the beast!!! Love them Latinas and dayum she is one of the hottest!!! Great article son!!!
Broooooookllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyynnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Holla!
Chf1
thank the great big al for this, chf. he’s the one who tossed me the keys to his archives. this is only the beginning.
the latinas… gotta love ‘em. they’re my kryptonite LOL
Yooooooooo…
that was official right there mayne.
Not sure I needed to hear that about Aaron Hall though.
LMAO!
LOL!
aaron hall gets props for fuckin’ gloria but he’s caught L’s ever since. not only does glo shit on him very chance she gets, but r.kelly stole a lot of aaron’s swag early on & blew the fuck up. now you don’t hear shit about aaron hall, except at places like this…. sleazy, back-alley comment boxes lol
LMAO That’s my dude! Big Al is the fuckin man! LOL He had glo sweatin! Hahaha She kept it dead ass real though! I love her! That’s my bitch! LMMFAO @ The stripper trynna get at her her zipper and Glo shuttin her down! Them dayz over ma! Hahaha! Propz for this post! Good shit!
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