REFEREED BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO
PHOTOS BY PATRICK ADAMS, TORI TREADWELL, GIANNI & JOE CLYDE
The Spizzy patrons with bad tickers should keep their heart pills within arm’s reach, because this post may induce what the late, great Fred G. Sanford called “The Big One.” If you’re still using dial-up internet service you’d better upgrade or it’ll take you years to download every pixel of booty in this post.
Beauty Dior and Olivia O’ Lovely are two popular adult film actresses that I’ve *ahem* heard about through the grapevine. It’s not like I have Big Fat Onion Booty, Hit That Shit 5, Culos Gigantes or Ass Worship 4 stashed in the hard drive. These ladies have also been featured in mainstream magazines like Straight Stuntin, Lowrider and the now-defunct Fish & Grits. They are both gifted with humongous, out-of-this-world butts that will reduce even the most jaded horn dog to tears.
Call me the Vince McMahon of bloggers because I’ve set up a ridiculous Fantasy Wife grudge-match that’s so over-the-top it could only be hosted at The Spizzy. It’s the Thunder Dome of Booty and the winner in this battle of buns is up to you, Thirst Mob. After reviewing the pics and BONUS VIDEOS of Beauty and Olivia below the jump, drop your vote into the comment box and let your voice be heard. Who has the nicest set of cakes, the dark chocolate Beauty Dior or the spicy Olivia O’Lovely?
The two sexy gladiators are ready to charge out of their corners and brawl for our enjoyment…
First, BEAUTY DIOR states her case…
And if that flurry wasn’t enough, here’s the deathblow… Beauty Dior’s video at The El Dorado Night Club.
Daaaaaaamn! :-O
That’s pretty hard to top but OLIVIA O’ LOVELY won’t go down without a fight…
And finally, Olivia O’Lovely’s finishing move. Her smokin’ hot video…
Good Lord! That was a chick fight for the ages. Beauty & Olivia went blow-for-blow (pun intended) and now it’s time for you, Spizzy Familia, to make a decision. I’ll let Ms. O’Lovely remind you what to do in the comment box…
This is a democracy, after all.
Ok so I might not officially be a member of the Thirst Mob, but Ima put the hood vote in for Beauty Dior, since she was my peoples LOL
say word! you KNOW beauty dior? :-O
you’re my new best friend
we’re gonna have to have a discussion behind the scenes, dig.
hook ya’ boy black pacino up. help the needy! LOL
Yes sir. She’s from here, her and my cousin used to run together back in high school. IDk if you remember me sayin on FB I saw someone I knew on a video and almost passed out? It was her LOL.
Beauty Dior, my n*gga hands down…not to say that Olivia can’t get it but Beauty is gangsta with her sex game. She’s a straight whore and I love it!
goddamn, jay!! you do NOT mince words, huh? LMAO!!!
keep in mind that’s dig’s homegirl you’re talkin about lol
yes, beauty dior is known to throw it down on a nigga.
uh… or so i’ve been told :-/
okay, beauty dior is winning so far. will this be a landslide victory?
HOLD UP HOLD UP OLIVA BY “TKO”..SHE IS THE PEOPLES CHAMPION ..HARD CORE NASTY BUT FLY… WAT A ASS FOR A LATIN CHICK…”BROOKLYN!!!!”
aw shit! reports of olivia’s demise were greatly exaggerated… she’s not done yet. her #1 fan snizake has helped her off the ropes to land a counter-punch LOL
it’s still early, so this one is far from over.
@dig-oh shit! LOL! you wasn’t prepared for that, huh? well beauty is good at what she does, that’s fa’sho. and what movie where you watching so i can investigate it? totally from a journalism standpoint.
LOL I saw it on rude.com but I have 2 links of her, I’ll email em to you.
*raises fist*
Right on.
Beauty Diopr hands down. Olivia is the shit, i have plenty of her videos stashed but Beauty Dior has a fatter ass and a prettier face IMO
As a trusted official of this match I must be impartial, unlike the refs who wore purple & gold in the 2009 NBA Finals. Or the refs who sucked Jordan’s dick waaaay back when a Knicks/Bulls playoff series meant sumthin.
Both of these chicks are skilled in the art of fuckin’. And Olivia is, as Coney so eloquently put it, “the shit.” But so far Beauty is moppin the floor wit ‘er. Who will come to Olivia’s rescue?
id say olivia these pictures does nothing for her her ass is the truth and she bad
Olivia’s coming back like Hulk Hogan in a choke-hold, raising his fist & goin ape-shit for the crowd.
Champ makes a valid point. Indeed Olivia’s ass is the truth & I think the vid clip hammered his point home.
Thanks for excercising your right to vote, fam. God bless America.
well, sister step to the side……..
olivia is the one …she got all what i need
my man HDF, what up?!
you’ve just helped olivia o’lovely pull into a TIE with beauty dior, 3 to 3.
they’re deadlocked! this battle is gettin’ heated!
who’s gonna take the lead?
Okay I love that sister but I seen….ummm heard of like my journalistic brotha Kha says of Olivia’s head game…it’s fierce and I have to pick the Latina Mami!!! Oh Dayummmm she is crazy and I ummmm seen her…ummm I mean Heard she took this well I’ll just say I have it on a good source she’s the truth!!!
And Yes God Bless America and no where else!!!
Holla
Incognegro Chf1
(Broookkkllyynnnn!!)
BOO-YEAH! OLIVIA HAS MADE A MIRACULOUS COMEBACK!
her head game’s fierce, huh?
you obviously have deep knowledge of all things olivia, chf.
but from what i’ve… uh… heard… beauty’s skull game is insane.
This is hands down the easiest decision I’ve ever had to make.
Olivia wins this battle. That woman can suck a mean dick and ride as well.
I should know.
You should KNOW?!! :-O
YOU smashed olivia o’lovely? sheeeeit… hats off to you, mystery stud!
aw, man, i know that musta been good. olivia’s gonna win this contest by any means necessary, even if she gotta fuck the judges LOL
ms. o’lovely just landed another solid blow (NO pun intended, just ask TSS is MAJOR). it looks like beauty is goin’ down… but on whom?
BEAUTY WINS BY TKO, BEAUTY IS A BEAST WHEN SHE RIDES ON TOP OF THE DICK
you know what, ju… i was just thinkin the same thing.
when i researched this piece i forced myself to watch a bunch of beauty’s flicks. and indeed, i kept rewinding & slowing down the parts where she rode cowgirl… for the good of journalism. JEE-ZUS!!! she’s got buns and she knows how to use ‘em.
thanks to young ju, beauty ain’t done so don’t stick a fork in ‘er. you may, however, wanna stick sumthin else in ‘er.
conio mi hermano… so hard to choice but dammit Olivia’s got me sprung!
LOL! your vote is duly noted, soul.
latina love has given olivia a 6 to 4 lead over beauty. right now ms. dior is gettin’ served in this clash of the titans, or should i say “clash of the tight-buns.”
hardy har har
Beauty Dior, for the same reasons Jay gave! Make sure there aren’t any broken voting machines in the hood! You know how it gets around election time!
LMAO!
LMFAO!!!!
nah, chris. these ain’t the polling machines in bed stuy & harlem.
and there are no greasy-ass republicans involved… just the thirst mob.
but you, my friend, have just helped beauty’s score. it’s 5 to 6 now.
dig, would you notify your friend beauty dior & let her know that mr. chris clarke has her back? a place i’m sure he doesn’t mind holdin down lol.
and by the way, i agree with my man a few comments above.
TSS IS MAJOR!
LOL but of course.
in the most no homo way i think beauty dior got it for the simple fact that she is pretty and she is classy about hers….
“classy.” now there’s a word we haven’t seen at the spizzy yet lol.
ruby red, my homegirl… so good to see you ’round these parts again
and your vote has just made the score an even 6 to 6 TIE!!!
man, this is an epic battle. there was the thrilla in manilla… and now THIS.
could i be the next don king?
Beauty is taking this battle. Its like Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania 6. everybody thought Hogan was gonna win until he missed the big leg drop at the end and Warrior pinned him LOL. Beauty is on top right now and the refs hand is coming down for 3 and Olivia cant kick out LOL
LMAO!!! thanks for the additonal play-by-play, mean gene LOL
yeah… even i thought hulk hogan was gonna win that match. he was the nigga back then.
i’d like to put both beauty & olivia in submission holds & pin ‘em down.
if i counted the votes people are leaving at facebook, beauty would’ve won by now. but i want it to stay here at the spizzy so ppl can see the results, fair & square. this ain’t the elections in iran. there will be no charges of tampering or cheating.
god bless america… and no place else.
brother hands down its olivia cause i have been a fan of hers forever and as the time past i seen that ass get bigger and bigger
BOLO!!!!! whassup, famlee?
thank you patronizing the spizzy tonight. you get a V.I.P. pass.
you’ve also tipped the scales in favor of olivia o’lovely, 7 to 6.
you’re right, fam. her ass has gotten bigger. she’s eatin’ well from all that porn money, eh? that’s one recession-proof bizness.
so beauty just got slammed again. her big booty’s on the canvas. is she finished? stay tuned for more BIG BOOTY BATTLE ROYALE, where the polls NEVER close LOL
if this was a straight ass contest, its beauty dior. she got the ass that’s like a separate joint from the torso, like a/c unit stickin out the window. olivia has a nice ass, but its flatter and softer. It don’t come out the frame. BUT, if its the last smash of my life and these two shawties are the only ones left, i’m takin olivia. she’s nasty and when she gets stuffed, she be makin mad sexy faces LOL. i saw this video last week she showed up at a chop shop and just started fuckin mechanics on the sidewalk and shit. dudes in the background were accepting shipments, doin work, and she’s butt ass naked reverse cowgirl. it was one of those reality porn joints and it was dope.
LMFAO!!!!
we may not have a winner in the beauty vs. olivia contest yet but i think we’ve got a winner for funniest comment of the week. the week ain’t over but i think these lines seal it…
“she got the ass that’s like a separate joint from the torso, like a/c unit stickin out the window.”
“…she showed up at a chop shop and just started fuckin mechanics on the sidewalk and shit. dudes in the background were accepting shipments, doin work, and she’s butt ass naked reverse cowgirl.”
HA! HA! your booty analysis is dead-on as well. we should team-up like kenny smith & charles barkley.
this one’s tough. you say beauty’s ass is fatter & that’s what it’s about. but you’d smash olivia, which i must also factor in. so in true vince mcmahon fashion i’mma do some wild, unprecedented shit. i’mma split your vote in half, just for you, cuz you’re a funny mu’fucka & i LITERALLY laughed out loud. so with that split vote…
THE CONTEST IS ONCE AGAIN TIED AT 7 TO 7.
fuck TNT. the spizzy… we know drama.
PACINO…WHATS UP PEEPS…I AM GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH DOUBLE O ON THIS ONE…SHE GOT THE SKIN AND THE SEXY WALK! BUT ONCE AGAIN…PACINO DOES IT AGAIN!!!!!
what up, D?
a vote from purple city is a meaningful vote indeed. this man knows a bad chick when he sees one & like me, he is an assologist. thanks for the luv, homie. and thank you for your vote. you just helped out ya’ girl double o big time.
OLIVIA O’LOVELY NOW LEADS 8 TO 7.
another knockdown by olivia. who’s gonna help beauty get back on her feet?
wait, i think i see somebody now…
Good Morning B.Pacino.
Sorry sir, I realized my FACEBOOK vote will not count. Again, I’m viewing the pictures, and again it reconfirms why women must have an ASS 4 me 2 even look at, let alone smash!! O’Lovely def has the goods, I mean ASS, but Dior has that bend low, come from behind, look at urself in the mirror, “I’ma blow this chicks back out ASS!!!!!!!” She has that gap, minor cellulite, jiggle, and ASS grabbing tool, that a brother needs 2 efficiently perform “DOGGYSTYLE!”
Dior homey. Cast my vote pronto!
LMAO!!!! ya’all niggaz is killin’ me, man
“She has that gap, minor cellulite, jiggle, and ASS grabbing tool, that a brother needs 2 efficiently perform DOGGYSTYLE!”
that’s poetry-in-jiggly-motion, rave. word is born lol.
and beauty needs to bless let you cop a feel at the very least, cuz you’ve pulled her dead even with olivia o’lovely once again. thanks for leaving crackbook to vote at the ol’ spizz-a-roo.
THE SCORE IS TIED AT 8 TO 8.
you’re witnessing history in the making, folks.
Beauty Dior all the way.
Just for comparison -
Olivia has to really flex ‘dem glutes to make it work, while BD got that cuppage! Something that your hands can CLASP onto! Two firm basketballs.
And she’s MAJOR on ATM. ^ _ ^
Gotta love it!
E-PILLS is in the building!!
the 2008 presidential election was aight but this booty battle trumps it.
you’re right, E. olivia is stickin her booty out, which ain’t a bad thing. it’s not like i’d push it away & shit. but yes, she makes a lil’ bit more effort to show it off, while beauty ain’t gotta do shit but stand there.
uh… *ahem* are you talkin about ATM, as in banking? LOL
you guys are a bunch of pervs, man
FINALLY!!!! BEAUTY HAS RE-CAPTURED THE LEAD.
THE SCORE IS NOW 9 TO 8 IN FAVOR OF BEAUTY DIOR.
what a miraculous comeback! beauty kicked out of the submission hold & slammed olivia face-first into the mat.
BEAUTY DIOR ALL THE WAY.I AM WATCHING HER AND NOW WANT TO GOFUCK THE SHIT OUT MY WIFE.SHE IS MY FAVORITE PORN STAR.DARK BOOTY IS WHAT IS UP.
LOL! my man wally papers is in the building!
anti-porn crusaders oughtta read wally’s comment. these women are actually helping marriages worldwide. and yes, wally… dark booty is most definitely whassup.
it’s been a long hard-fought battle but unless anyone else has input, we may have a winner here. as it stands, BEAUTY DIOR HAS CONQUERED OLIVIA O’LOVELY BY A SCORE OF 10 TO 8.
congratulations, beauty. send me your address so i can deliver your prize personally.
olivia is the flyyyyest..beauty dont go tit like olivia shes beautiful from head to toe to ass to tits
beauty is dope but olivia is that bitchhhhhhh …olivia by far
I WANT 2 BE APART OF A PORNO MOVEMENT…4REAL
Oliva O’lovely Representing SANTA FE, NUEVO MEXICO. 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!.And She’s Way Better Looking Hit Me Up Girl Jonathan_maestas@yahoo.com
Hands down Beauty is what happenin.. My cuzn is so bhad!! And i kno this why… cuz it runs in the family!!
Olivia O’Lovely EASY!!!! No contest.
F**k the bullshit. Pu**y is the same color in the inside. Pinker than Pink. Uheard.
” And that’s the Truth Ruth.”
One love G.
Very late… but Beauty hands down. BAD BITCH!!!
ilove olivia
I love Olivia because she helped Baldy guy fuck Jenaveve Jolie in a Haircut Saloon. Surprised to see that she was not fucked . She did handjob for everybody in the saloon. She is very very sexy. say No.1
Beauty Dior should be topmost. I think I am Beauty Dior. I would love fucking this way.
beauty got it hands down
As a very athletic white guy , I’m a damn good Swimmer, I vote for Miss Beauty Dior. I Love Miss Beauty Dior, she’s beautiful, African American, dark skinned, and thick, and she has a Beautiful face. She’s a thousand times more beautiful than that ugly ass boring white or hispanic chick. I’m sorry , white chicks and hispanic chicks will Never be as Beautiful as African American women.