DECLARATION BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO
This post was inevitable.
Long before writing became my career… when The Spizzy was but a twinkle in my eye… The Most High had this very moment planned. Without a doubt, Rosario Dawson is the centerpiece and franchise player of my Fantasy Wife Team. Under NO circumstances will I trade her; she’s retiring on my squad. Annie Thao may be the reigning Queen but Rosario is Goddess of The Spizzy. This is my 75th post and before I can move on and write anything else, anywhere else, this must be done. For this moment in time The Spizzy is no longer the Grand Theft Auto of blogs… it is now a sacred house of worship.
Sorry President Obama but Rosario trumps you as the one person I’d love to interview the most. Understand that I’d bravely face any challenge for Rosario Dawson if she promised to be mine and only mine. Enter the Temple of Rosario below the jump. Not only will you be blessed with striking photos, I will explain challenge-by-challenge what I would do for this woman’s unyielding love.
IN EXCHANGE FOR ROSARIO DAWSON’S UNYIELDING LOVE I WOULD:
1. Stop smoking weed… on Thursdays.
2. Insult Kimbo Slice’s mother, then go twelve bare-knuckled rounds with him in a back-alley.
3. Attend a PETA rally wearing a three-quarter mink coat, a beaver-skinned fedora and a pair of gators on my feet while eating an Ostrich burger. I’d ride in on a downtrodden horse from Central Park.
4. Buy a Danilo Gallinari jersey and not only watch the New York Knicks for the entire season, I’d publicly co-sign every move their front-office makes (even pursuing a way-past-his-prime Jason Kidd) without a brown paper bag over my head. I’d pat Gallinari on the back but his spine might break.
5. Hug Rudy Giuliani and thank him for not only making New York a better place, but for saving all of our lives on 9/11.
6. Suffer through every last album from Young Joc, Soulja Boy and Hurricane Chris uninterrupted, while BET’s 106 & Park played in front of me non-stop on a Jumbotron TV. In addition, Hot-97 FM would blast from a pair of tower speakers, repeating the same four indistinguishable Lil’ Wayne/T-Pain songs. To make things tougher, I’d do this without wincing or reaching for the cyanide pills.
It’s plain to see that I love me some Rosario Dawson. In my eyes she is flawless. But I’ll shut up now and let her stunning collection of pictures do the talking…
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And finally, these pages were damaged as I removed them from an old magazine, so the pic is a little awkward around Rosario’s sexy right leg. But like a broken Greek statue in a museum, this magnificent work of art can be appreciated, damaged or not. Besides, it’s so dope that I put someone else’s version underneath. Mine is better, though.
ALL HAIL ROSARIO DAWSON, THE GODDESS OF THE SPIZZY. I will now remove my prayer beards, blow out the incense and stand up from praying position. It’s time to pass the collection plate around the congregation. In lieu of cash, I accept EBT cards.
*coughoverrated*
in the words of some neck-rollin’ black woman in ricki lake’s studio audience:
OH NO YOU DIDN’T!!! :-O
You ain’t just come here and insult my wife, The Goddess of The Spizzy, did you?
You are a bold nigga, my friend. ‘Cuz if it weren’t for our TSS connection i’d tear you apart right now.
The Spizzy is non-censorship but my finger did flirt with the delete trigger. Your comment was about to get clapped.
But next time watch your mouth, son. Or rather, watch your fingertips >:-(
Yo. She fine as shit. Word.
But.. I dont know if I could give up smoking weed on Thursdays for it… lol
LOL
on mondays, perhaps?
oh man…. she makes me melt into puddles of….
day-um.
although i like her in plain ol’ t-shirts and jeans a whole lot better.
I LOVE YOUR LIST. u had me rollin’! #2 was the funniest shit ever.
yes #2 is the truth… although after brawling with kimbo, there may not be much left of me for rosario to love. she could nurse me back to health, though. she could revive me with mouth-to-breast resuscitation LOL
glad you enjoyed yourself, jean
Oooooooh my long time homie the love that you have for her is indeed a deep one, to stop puffing on thursdays and that thing with the ostrich burger has me in tears, she was the shit in sin city the definition of a ride or die bitch indeed!!!
YES!!
“sin city” is one of my favorite flicks. rosario was in it wearin some skimpy shit. she needs to do more movies like that.
the spizzy is not only the grand theft auto of blogs, it’s also the sin city of blogs.
Unfortunately i don’t have my own blog, but if i did, this whole post would be a tribute to MY personal goddess AKA Rashida Jones..
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I would do some immoral shit to be with her..
*sigh*
i agree, rashida is fine. plus her dad’s rich, that’s an added bonus.
hmmm…. sounds like you’d catch a body to be with her, K1NG.
or as gotty would say, “kill a kitten.” LOL
Ummmmmm Rosario is indeed a Queen. Her lips alone put her in the category of women that deserve to be blessed on the pages of your Site.
The Ladies on that Fantasy Wife Team are so dope kid it’s sick!!! Cough-Cough!!!
I feel you on that number five jawnt though!!!
5. “Hug Rudy Giuliani and thank him for not only making New York a better place, but for saving all of our lives on 9/11.”
LOL….we know how you feel about Rudy Adolf Guiliani!!!
Now Michelle Rodriguez is the shiznit!!! Her I would do outrageous things to!
Holla!
BRRRROOOOKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Chf1
michelle rodriguez? ooooooooh yeah! she’s got that sexy thug flavor. a ride or die bitch fa’sho. she’s on the list.
indeed, i love rudy guiliani to DEATH… literally. heavy emphasis on DEATH.
i’m interested to hear who’s on YOUR team, chf. maybe we can make some trades.
Dog…
tell me you’ve seen Alexander? (Colin Ferrell)
Remember the scene in White Men Can’t Jump?
When Rosie unleashes the beasts…
Wooo chile. Rosario is like Rosie v2.5
I couldn’t believe it. Has she been topless in any other movies where I wasn’t paying attention?
you know your flicks, mr. simmons.
rosario’s filmography is stellar, whether the flick is good or bad. i didn’t see “clerks” but i hear she makes a cameo talkin about “ATM”… in the porno sense of the phrase. whoooo boy.
she was in the movie “kids” of course, that’s where she got her start. she was a youngster then but fuck it, i wiuld’ve risked an apperance on “how to catch a predator” & a chat with chris hansen to nail young rosario.
lemme stop self-snitchin.
i wiuld’ve risked an apperance on “how to catch a predator” & a chat with chris hansen to nail young rosario.
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Hilarity. I would say that you are wildin, but I too have my own kryptonite….I won’t name her out of respect, since this is clearly about the goddess Rosario.
Been reading around and shit. Your blog is mad fresh Mr. Strickland. Looking forward to the next post.
@rawsee-
good lookin out, homie. i’m glad you dig the spizzy & i honestly appreciate your visits. respect.
yes, we all have our kryptonite. shit, feel free to name yours. rosario wouldn’t mind. she’s pretty secure. she doesn’t even get jealous when i mention annie thao all the damn time LOL
I have to agree 100% I am literally in love with Rosario Dawson.
been lustin afta her since Kids