MEDIATED BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO
The Internet Riot Squad might bum-rush The Spizzy because shit is about to get completely out of hand. This post is a virtual Colosseum where sexy Snow Queens engage in blood sport; or should I say butt sport.
Alexis Texas. Brianna Love. Sara Jay. Katja Kassin. Don’t act like you aren’t familiar with them. Four of the thickest white chicks to ever fill a pair of booty-shorts. Four full-moons for the horn-dogs to howl at. Marvel Comics published a series called What If which put its characters in preposterous situations, as if the concept of super-heroes wasn’t absurd enough. Some titles include What If Spider Man joined The Fantastic Four? and What If Captain America Became President?
Well, I’ve come up with another What If scenario: What if Alexis, Brianna, Sara and Katja competed to see who had the fattest, nicest booty? There’s only one way to find out.
Below the jump there’s a mosh pit of titillating pictures and videos for each corn-fed candidate. Inspect the evidence and come to a verdict. When the Kush smoke clears and the votes are tallied, only one survivor will remain standing. You, Spizzy Familia, are the collective judge, jury and executioner. Let the games begin…
ALEXIS TEXAS
It’s been said that everything is bigger in the state of Texas. Big cars, big homes, big hats, the biggest amount of death penalty executions and now… big vanilla asses. Miss Alexis is thicker than a piece of buttery Texas Toast. She may not do interracial porn scenes but I bet throughout Alexis’ life, black dudes hit on her and white guys called her fat. Her thickness is strategically placed in the right spots; I’d sell my soul and vote for George W. Bush in exchange for a romp with Alexis Texas.
BRIANNA LOVE
From her pretty blond top to her hefty bottom, Brianna Love is a complete package. The term “Flawless” isn’t tossed around at The Spizzy; it holds weight like a finishing move in Mortal Kombat. With that said, from a purely physical standpoint Brianna is perfection. No wonder her star has risen so rapidly. “Good Lord!” is another term we don’t take lightly around these parts because The Most High’s name should only be invoked for important things… like Brianna Love’s ass. After all, it is a miraculous work of God.
SARA JAY
When it comes to interracial scenes in her flicks, brick-house Sara Jay is the polar opposite of Alexis Texas. Sara favors dark meat, as evidenced by her manic performances in Mandingo Rocks That Ass and the self-explanatory Sara Jay Goes Black. Plus she’s appearing in music videos nowadays, placing her tremendous money-maker in the laps of some very lucky rappers. Her “everyday MILF-ness” and ordinary grill ratchets up her sex-appeal.
KATJA KASSIN
Perhaps the most famous of this motley crew is Katja Kassin, the lethally-constructed German bombshell. Katja’s won several adult-film awards and unlike many Oscar-winning Black actors, she continues to put out good films after the victories. While drooling over Katja’s photos, it’s hard to believe that her sultry thickness is packed into a 5’1 frame. Talk about solid. Miss Kassin’s on-video performances are legendary and no matter how extreme the sex act, she has no limitations. After reviewing her highlight reel, Katja Kassin may crack the rotation of my Fantasy Wife Team’s starting five.
The evidence is compiled. Now the power lies squarely in the hands of the people. Go to the comment box and vote. Which of these four ladies is the hottest? Only at The Spizzy, where the polls never close.
Ahhhh. Should have never mentioned that Alexis don’t do the chocolate. This is the day and age of Obama. MJ and Prince should have got her ready. She’s out of the running before a moan can make it pass her esophagus.
Next -
Sara Jay – Naahh. If someone is hittin’ her with back shots, don’t wanna think “I’m riding the old school #2 train”. The motion’ll make those tats animate.
Next -
Katja Kassin – Would have been a winner but she has to try harder in comparison to the winner to make the cakes “POP”.
Brianna Love gets my vote. Kinda’ got that innocent yet behind the door ultra trashy charm to her. (Although she needs to chill with that screw face she’s giving) Prolly too many intakes in the dookey-hole. ^ _ ^
HA HA HA HA!
you’re a perv, man. i can’t believe people like you are trespassing around my blog.
shit, the fact that alexis hasn’t done an interracial scene makes me wanna hit it more… on some black revolutionary revenge shit. maybe she’s done interracial by now. does anyone know?
nigga said motion will make sara jay’s tats animate LMAO!! katja’s my beeyotch but indeed, your point is well-taken with brianna.
thanks for being the 1st to make your voice heard, mr. pills. buddha bless you.
I hade to speak on this one: Brianna Love FTW!
Katja Kassin is still one of my favs, but just doesn’t have the force with her anymore.
wow… brianna has jumped out to an early lead. will she run away with this contest?
the force ain’t with katja any more? LOL! very funny, young jedi. perhaps katja will be rejuvenated like ava devine & get even nastier in her later, more mature years.
good lookin’ out, D.S. by exercising your right to vote, you’ve done america proud.
SO FAR BRIANNA LOVE IS THE LEADER WITH 2 VOTES.
brother you done it again once again i must congradulate you with this battle royal of bubbling big white butts my choice would have to be sara jay she been holding it down for a min she has been showin the brothers love since waay back then and she is definetly a treat to watch dont get me wrong they are all bad but i got to go with sara for her being a vet in the game…if you dont mind i would like to put down 1 honorable mention this person definetly holds it down when it comes to fat ass white chicks and that person is none other than FLOWER TUCCI!!!
*applause* you’re right, bolo. flower tucci gets more than an honorable mention, she may warrant a post of her very own. flower’s ass is off-the-meter.
but for this contest, you’re rollin wit sara jay all the way. finally, someone other than brianna gets a vote.
BRIANNA 2, SARA JAY 1.
well look who’s slitherin’ up to the ballot box…
SARA JAY CAN GET THE BIZNESS..!!!!AND SHE WILL GO BLACK!!! “BROOKLYN”!!!!!!
awwww shit! now things get interesting.
thanks to the snizake, SARA JAY & BRIANNA LOVE ARE TIED AT 2 APIECE.
so far katja & alexis get no love
who will come to their rescue? hand-wringing, suspenseful drama like this could only happen during a booty battle. i love this game.
I’m not not gonna get into details on this one cause I might get into trouble! But my vote goes for Katja! How you let hardcore pervs like the first cat near the poling area? This is a family oriented site!
“Family oriented.”
Exactly. That’s what I told Facebook when they banned me for sexual & violent content. Pffft… Whateva.
So the Underboss has given Katja a much needed vote.
I’m waiting for the bible-thumpers to come out & protest. In fact, here’s one now…
I will not participate in such smut
Well maybe you oughtta take your shirt off, listen to a Kirk Franklin song & cry.
In a stunning new plot twist, I will also count the votes that my friends leave at Facebook. Alexis Texas recieved 2 there. So here’s where our contestants stand:
BRIANNA-2
SARA-2
ALEXIS-2
KATJA-1
Democracy is wonderful.
BREAKING NEWS!!!
More Facebook votes.
Joe from Florida chooses Brianna. Not only would he smash her, he mentions that “she can leave the heels on.” Such a gentleman, allowing her to keep her footwear.
Jason from Los Angeles is more eloquent with his choice, poetically stating: “Whoa.. my vote’s with katja.. GOTDAMN!”
These Earth-shattering votes change the dynamics of the game. The score is now…
BRIANNA-3
SARA-2
ALEXIS-2
KATJA-2
It’s a tight race, folks.
Ok now that im not at work and i can really look at the pics I can get back to the smut LOL. Sarah Jay has my vote.
You telling me you didn’t have to open a tiny browser window at the job, Coney? You must have a real office!
the after hours crew is emerging from the shadows to vote.
sara, eh? lemme guess, coney… her tits sealed the deal for you. i got you figured out, buddy LOL
with coney’s ballot in the box,
SARA JAY & BRIANNA LOVE LEAD THE PACK, TIED WITH A SCORE OF 3 TO 3.
alexis & katja are tied with 2 votes each.
this is a fierce battle.
Brianna love ftw!
KatJa KatJa KatJa
MORE BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
BYRON CRAWFORD, your favorite rapper’s least favorite blogger, has re-posted THE BATTLE FOR WHITE SUPREMACY at his gully-ass blog. it’s titled ALEXIS TEXAS FTW, so that pretty much sums up who he votes for. i will also count any votes cast on his turf. good lookin out, bol.
http://www.byroncrawford.com/
biz & erock i see ya’all! thanks for participating in this epic contest.
so that’s one for brianna & one for katja, bringing the score to:
BRIANNA-4
SARA JAY-3
KATJA-3
ALEXIS-3
brianna is still in the lead, with the other girls bringing up the… uh… REAR. and what a lovely rear it is.
brianna love – oooh lord
alexis texas in a close second
alexis texas makes a good showing but its brianna love all the way
Katja K(ASS)in LOL
Brianna Love FTW!!
All day…
ahhh…. the plot thickens.
brianna has won over jonn, pedro & CL, raising her score to 7.
but my dude sundi votes for katja k(ASS)in… heavy emphasis on the ASS lol. and over at byron’s blog, the geico lizard also favors the german bombshell, articulating with grace,
“The chick in all black at the bottom has the best ass.”
duly noted, sir.
those 2 votes put katja in a place i’d KILL to be… positioned right behind brianna’s fine-azz.
However, also at bol’s blog, a commentor by the name of boogie lets his opinion be heard:
“no ricki white? no kelly divine? dis some bullshit… but i fux w sara jay all day”
i’ll take that as a vote for sara.
and i agree with boogie, ricki white is DOPE. she’ll be in the next battle.
thus, the score is as follows:
BRIANNA-7
KATJA-5
SARA-4
ALEXIS-3
early on, katja couldn’t suck her way to a vote. now she’s in 2nd place.
my how things change. still, brianna is firmly on top… just like when she’s in reverse cowgirl.
brianna love
good lookin out for your vote, x7an.
you’ve helped brianna love gain a comfortable lead.
BRIANNA-8
KATJA-5
SARA-4
ALEXIS-3
i bet alexis wishes she showed the brothers more love NOW, eh? LOL
looks like brianna’s gonna run away with this thing… but who knows? the polls are open 24-7 at the spizzy.
we’re gonna stay up as long as it takes to sort this shit out.
SARAH JAY BOOTY IZ LIKE A PETE ROCK KICK !
Alexis Texas iz a baaad white bitch…I would vote for her…BUT SARA JAY WINS OUT, MY DUDE!…not really too familiar with Brianna’s and Katja’s work…need to “research” them a lil more. Sara edges out Alexis because her slut appeal is hard-body!…and she shows love to the brothers…all Alexis had to do was just one scene with a brotha and she woulda got my vote because she actually is better looking than Sara Jay…
So Alexis’s snubbing of the brothers is coming back to haunt her. No matter how fat her ass is, she’s hurtin in the polls. Give the fans what they want, Alexis. Fuck a black guy for the sake of racial harmony. I volunteer my services.
Thanks, Jay. Your vote for Sara puts her in a tie with Katja.
BRIANNA-8
KATJA & SARA-5
And waaaaay behind in the dust…
ALEXIS, dead last with 3 votes:-(
Awwwww. But the shit ain’t over yet.
@kodj
HA! that’s a good metaphor right there. indeed, sara jay’s ass packs punch.
i didn’t see you during my last count, kodj. so i’mma tally in your ballot for sara. thanks to you, she has closed the gap between her & brianna. she’s also put some space between her & katja. the score is now as follows:
BRIANNA-8
SARA-6
KATJA-5
and poor ALEXIS, still in the cellar with 3 votes.
i almost feel sorry for miss texas.
How you gon have this convo without having Kelly Divine in the mix. I know Sara Jay thick as a Snicker but that face tho….i mean bitch looks like she been chewing on rocks.
LMAO! yes, $waggin. sara’s a bit snaggle-toothed. but for the most part, we’re focusing on her lower-extremities…. even though niggaz been voting on the freakiness factor too, it seems.
kelly divine received the superstar treatment here already when i interviewed her. she got her own post, all alone…
http://spizzyblog.com/2009/05/27/kelly-divine-intervention/
so she sat this one out LOL. maybe next time, she can go head-to-head with flower tucci, ricki white or lauren phoenix.
Daaaaammmmnnn,
Sarah used to be my girl, but them pics you dropped weren’t really showin off her ASSets like that.
My previous queen of thickness doesn’t have the backshots needed to take her out of a tie for second place. I mean her pic isn’t even a shot of that ass!!
Meanwhile, Love and Texas got me sweatin like a spanish test.
I gotta go with Bol.
Texas for the win.
LOL! Great commentary, TobasKO. Sara’s a tough one to dig up pics on. Hopefully the video strengthens her case.
But finally, after a long drought, Alexis has recieved a vote.TobasKO has come along to save her *ahem* A$$. But is it too little, too late? Fuck no! This is The Spizzy. We got all fuckin week!
BRIANNA-8
SARA-6
KATJA-5
ALEXIS-4
I won’t mention who I’m rootin’ for.
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
i’ve been sneakin’ over to bol’s site to see if there’s been more input. indeed, there has been.
katja scored 2 more, alexis got 1 (awwwww shit!) & brianna got yet another vote. so here’s the updated score:
BRIANNA-9
KATJA-7
SARA-6
ALEXIS-5
rumors of alexis’s demise were greatly exaggerated.
Son Sara Jay is the truth!
Katja
Katja all the way
it’s 4:33am & here i am, checking the polls.
this contest is important to america & straight-up epic. there’s no time to sleep when there are votes to be counted.
so while i’ve been away, sara & katja have both gained a lil’ ground, huh?
qwestluv, killer & mk… thank you kindly for you ballots. you’ve done your country proud *salutes*
awwwww SHIT!!!! i’m glad i stayed up cuz now this event is REALLY dramatic. katja got off to a slow start but now she’s in a first-place TIE with brianna. what a remarkable cumback!
BRIANNA-9
KATJA-9
SARA JAY-7
ALEXIS-5
it looked like brianna was gonna win this thing hands-down, but katja ain’t tryin to hear that shit.
ok i will have to break it down by videos to see who won IMO
1. sara jay -has that everyday feel like i could have a chance with that
ex. those evasive angles videos
2. brianna love- is just sexy she has that feel of if you go to the club and see her you might take another drink before you step to her
ex. those “big love thick” series
3.katja k.- IMO is losing too much weight but 5 years ago she would have won this shit hands down
ex. old school justin slayer videos
4. alexis texas- i think wins becuse she shows emotion when she fucks and most of her scences be top shelf -i mean ompared to everyone else she seems more selective and by that i mean she would still keep on her weight for her fan base
ex. evil angel videos
peace- good drop by the way
what’s crackin, bobby? glad you dig the post.
thank you for being thorough, bruh. you really know your stuff… you broke shit down LOL. i agree, katja’s been losing weight ‘cuz when she 1st came out… WHOA! she was a fuckin brickhouse. i think i first saw her on “ass worship #4″ with some hot pink booty shorts and… uh… that ain’t important.
what is important is that you choose alexis texas, bringing our score to:
BRIANNA-9
KATJA-9
SARA JAY-7
ALEXIS-6
alexis is making some headway. get it, HEAD-way. hardy har har:-P
thanks for your vote, mr. digital. one-hunnid.
LATE PASS
I don’t know most of these bitches (I know, I shouldn’t objectify women). No because I don’t watch porn, but because I prefer my honeys chocolate. Although, I know Sara Jay. That chick has been everywhere, so she was gonna get my vote. But, Alexis Texas has the stuff! I mean damn!!!! But, in an upset, I give it to Brianna Love. She just has the overall package. Plus she looks real good on that couch.
better late than never, rawsee.
objectifying women is what this post is all about. it’s OK lol
you prefer chocolate, huh? i can dig it. *daps*
well this here is thick WHITE chocolate LOL
indeed, that photo of brianna with her round mounds on the couch is a deal-breaker. so your valued vote brings the score to:
BRIANNA-10
KATJA-9
SARA JAY-7
ALEXIS-5
thanks to a timely assist from rawsee, brianna has the lead again.
this is just too much drama for me. i’m goin’ to smoke a blunt & calm down… sheesh!
Coldcappa from KY here. Its gotta be Katja and Love, followed by Alexis. But where my girl Jenny Hendrix at? She has a ass and a body worth mentioning. That face of her’s would have me running into a light pole; hell, that ass would make me walk right into traffic.
jenny hendrix is solid fa’sho. she’ll make an appearance at the spizzy… if not in a battle then an interview or sumthin. she’s got a juicy ass.
so who do you vote for in this battle? you’ve said both katja & love, eh? well i’ll tell you what, coldcappa. since you’re new here & i’m glad you rolled through… i’mma count BOTH of your endorsements. just for you, tho, cuz you mentioned jenny hendrix & she’s dope lol
so from coldcappa, that’s 1 for katja & 1 for brianna, which brings the score to:
BRIANNA-11
KATJA-10
SARA JAY-7
ALEXIS-5
good lookin out, homie. the polls are still open, people.
let your voice be heard!
Katja Kassin ROCKS as Hell!
But i like Alexis Texas as well… goddamn.
Sara Jay face is fuckin it up for her but i am sorry even though Alexis dont do interracial she has the total package as far as body. Alexis gets my vote!
Brianna Lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve
Alexis Texas is cute – but the hell with her, as I don’t love or hate her either way. Sara Jay does not do anything for me, and I’ve never seen anything from Ms. Love.
So I gotta vote for my girl, KATJA KASSIN! Love that German engineering!
after a lil’ hiatus, i’m back to tally up more votes.
SARA JAY (yes, THE sara jay) actually spread the word about this post last night & rallied her troops on twitter. so i wanna make sure the polls are accurate. i wouldn’t want to cheat ms. jay out of her glory.
thanks to all those who voted since my last count: hmmm…. ichselbst made a nifty lil’ rhyme singing the praises of both alexis & katja. for his creativity, i’ll give them both one apiece. alimonder knows exactly who he wants to vote for… brianna love. bknyc78 (BROOOOKLYYYYYN!!! i just had to salute my borough) digs alexis. but trence dissed the shit outta alexis even tho he finds her cute… his love for “german engineering” gives katja another vote lol. thanks, fellas.
so now the score is as follows *drumroll please*
BRIANNA-12
KATJA-12
SARA JAY-7
ALEXIS-7
WOW!!!! we have TWO 2-way ties! this is unprecedented!!!!
this is too much drama for me, i’m bout to go smoke a blunt & chill ’til the next votes come in :-*
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Another Brianna Love fan here…Katja’s a close second tho
what about austin taylor,and sunny lane(dont do brothas)? austin taylor is thicker than cold grits, but for the sake of the argument, I gotta give it to katja. sara jays ass is a little too floppy, and from what ive seen brianna cant fuck good, but she does look good. katja can fuck and she has a fat monkey. look up austin taylor though, cuz shes a beast.
Alexis Texas has done interracial scenes – just not with a black guy. Instead she has done censored JAV scenes with Asian guys i.e. She has done it Asian guys. Google it. I find that contraction hilarious, she hasn’t done black guys but she has done Asian guys.
your are very very very beautyful I love you so matche………………..
1.)Katja Kassin (perfection)
2.)Brianna Love (close, pretty much shares the top spot)
3.)Sara Jay (if she did anal and was freakier, then she would be higher up)
4.)Alexis Texas (Being that she only does white dudes, I have no interest in her. Interracial > Same race to me)
Send Me Sara Jay Fucking Vedio
My pick would be Emma Heart, cute baby doll face with one of the phattest asses in the biz, but for some reason she gets left out while wack ass Alexis Texas gets attention, I don’t get it. Oh, well my pick is Brianna first, Katja second. Sara Jay has a face like a cross between a goat and a horse so she don’t get a vote. Alexis Texas can fuck off.
My thought exactly
it wouldn’t be white supremacy just plain putting blacks down there is a difference.. what about WHITE BLACKS .. you put them down lol…
Hey muh nikkaz are u ready for da comin race war dawg? Get youe tickets it gonna get ugly in da future….word to yo mutha!
It’s already ugly, my dude. The Tea Party has already drawn battle lines.
This is too damn funny. Still getting hits off this thing. Its a damn good battle though. I didn’t throw my 2 fifty cent pieces in before, but i guess I would have to go with Katja overall.
Reasons:
She is the perfect balance (to me anyway) of political correctness, image, looks, freak, taste, shape, personality,etc.
She is actually nice- bought sunglasses and tights from me. Likes all races. Genuinely enjoys work. Cares about her family. Stays in shape. Does it all. She COULD play innocent like Bri, but why the hell would she. She shows love. An award winner folks. All round. Katja has the smash down. lol
Sara Jay wins hands down, the booty is amazing, and those tits are just to die for.
Sara Jay gets my vote.
Surely Alexis …But for me gianna michaels she s great lıke a shane must watch her any video..And she dıd anal 1 tıme.But sara jay not dıd fuckk she s to lıke and will w8 her anal
sara jay all day…handzdown…that gap iz bigger than the black hole.
gooooooooooooooood
Brianna has one of the best asses in the business. She’s at the top of this particular list. Alexis is in 2nd just for the fact that she has a real add,with bubble in the up right position. Not only in the doggy position like Sara and Katja. Brianna ftw!
I don’t know why you can’t just put a poll on this site instead of counting votes manually. It makes the poll counting a little suspicious and inaccurate. That being said, my vote goes to Brianna. lol. Baby got back and is fine as hell. If she wasn’t so slutty (that’s a GOOD thing), I would wife her. lol.
Battle of the Vanilla Thick Booties ! catchy huh. KATJA KASSIN 9 and my baby BRIANA LUV 10 . Both of these chicks are so damn sexxy. Her dressed up as a Cop my fanstasy.! Alexis Texas shes bad i’d give her a 7, and for the record Lex Steele has already made 2 movies with her ! Yes i did say Lex Steele it on Xvideo.com…. Why didn’t you have Caroline Pierce, Naomi Russell, or the thickest white on the planet Sophie Dee ? ? ? Do Latina next…
All I can say is: I’ll beat it all-up. Alll of them. Line’um up bashi-it out.
(One Love & Respect) Alway’z
B.P. & THE SPIZZY FAMILY.