THE BATTLE FOR WHITE SUPREMACY

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MEDIATED BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO

The Internet Riot Squad might bum-rush The Spizzy because shit is about to get completely out of hand.  This post is a virtual Colosseum where sexy Snow Queens engage in blood sport; or should I say butt sport.

Alexis Texas Brianna LoveSara Jay. Katja Kassin.  Don’t act like you aren’t familiar with them.  Four of the thickest white chicks to ever fill a pair of booty-shorts.  Four full-moons for the horn-dogs to howl at.  Marvel Comics published a series called What If which put its characters in preposterous situations, as if the concept of super-heroes wasn’t absurd enough.  Some titles include What If Spider Man joined The Fantastic Four? and What If Captain America Became President?

Well, I’ve come up with another What If scenario: What if Alexis, Brianna, Sara and Katja competed to see who had the fattest, nicest booty? There’s only one way to find out.

Below the jump there’s a mosh pit of titillating pictures and videos for each corn-fed candidate. Inspect the evidence and come to a verdict.  When the Kush smoke clears and the votes are tallied, only one survivor will remain standing.  You, Spizzy Familia, are the collective judge, jury and executioner.  Let the games begin…

ALEXIS TEXAS

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It’s been said that everything is bigger in the state of Texas.  Big cars, big homes, big hats, the biggest amount of death penalty executions and now… big vanilla asses.  Miss Alexis is thicker than a piece of buttery Texas Toast.  She may not do interracial porn scenes but I bet throughout Alexis’ life, black dudes hit on her and white guys called her fat. Her thickness is strategically placed in the right spots; I’d sell my soul and vote for George W. Bush in exchange for a romp with Alexis Texas.

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BRIANNA LOVE

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From her pretty blond top to her hefty bottom, Brianna Love is a complete package.  The term “Flawless” isn’t tossed around at The Spizzy; it holds weight like a finishing move in Mortal Kombat.  With that said, from a purely physical standpoint Brianna is perfection. No wonder her star has risen so rapidly.  “Good Lord!” is another term we don’t take lightly around these parts because The Most High’s name should only be invoked for important things… like Brianna Love’s ass.  After all, it is a miraculous work of God.

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SARA JAY

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When it comes to interracial scenes in her flicks, brick-house Sara Jay is the polar opposite of Alexis Texas.  Sara favors dark meat, as evidenced by her manic performances in Mandingo Rocks That Ass and the self-explanatory Sara Jay Goes Black.  Plus she’s appearing in music videos nowadays, placing her tremendous money-maker in the laps of some very lucky rappers.  Her “everyday MILF-ness” and ordinary grill ratchets up her sex-appeal.

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KATJA KASSIN

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Perhaps the most famous of this motley crew is Katja Kassin, the lethally-constructed German bombshell.  Katja’s won several adult-film awards and unlike many Oscar-winning Black actors, she continues to put out good films after the victories.  While drooling over Katja’s photos, it’s hard to believe that her sultry thickness is packed into a 5’1 frame.  Talk about solid.  Miss Kassin’s on-video performances are legendary and no matter how extreme the sex act, she has no limitations.  After reviewing her highlight reel, Katja Kassin may crack the rotation of my Fantasy Wife Team’s starting five.

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The evidence is compiled.  Now the power lies squarely in the hands of the people.  Go to the comment box and vote.  Which of these four ladies is the hottest?  Only at The Spizzy, where the polls never close.

Previously posted:

BIG BOOTY BATTLE ROYALE: BEAUTY DIOR VS. OLIVIA O’LOVELY

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