OVERKILL BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO
There are a handful of cinematic showdowns that can truly be labeled “classic.” My two favorite actors, Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro, matched wits in Heat. John Travolta and Nick Cage embarked on a bloody feud in Face Off.
But the collaborations of Luscious Lopez and Ricki White , two beloved and salacious porn stars, have been the nastiest of them all. The dirty duo have starred in at least three skin flicks together, including a blistering scene in Big Wet Butts #14 (the stud who shared Luscious and Ricki is one lucky bastard). Both of these women not only have impossibly thick frames, they’re also sword-swallowing she-demons who perform with reckless abandon. That’s the word on the street from my horn-dog informants; I’m too pious for porn.
Being an instigator, I will now pit Lopez and White against each other like Travolta and Cage… consider this an Ass Off. But unlike reality TV, this booty-joust is totally unscripted. The hottest girl wins and the victor will be determined by YOU, fair and balanced Spizzy patrons. Which lady floats your boat? Behind the black curtain is a stimulating portfolio of pics and THREE SEXY VIDEOS for each combatant. If you survive this bombardment of booty, hit the comment box and vote for who you think is hotter: Luscious or Ricki. Let’s start the insanity.
Height/Weight: 5 ft 5 in, 129lbs.
The Drilly: “Voluptuous” is a term often abused by fat chicks on dating networks. But in the case of this solidly-stacked Latina the word is appropriate. Her monumental derrière is supported by legs thicker than tree trunks; only the most forceful backshots can make her flesh jiggle. Eazy-E once rhymed, “Built like a tank, yet hard to hit.” Luscious Lopez is indeed built like a tank and unless you’re a porn stud or a baller with stacks to blow, she is hard to hit. But if you are fortunate enough to hit, be sure to hit it hard.
Height/Weight: 5’4, 129lbs.
Nationality: Italian/Native American
The Drilly: Although much of her body weight is seemingly contained in the perfect butt, Ricki has average around-the-way girl appeal. Whether on the set filming Need For Seed or shopping at PathMark on laundry day, she’ll maintain her sexy. Ms. White’s durable, compact chassis and well-padded seat cushions are built for pounding. She’s quite easy on the eyes; her “fuck-faces” alone will have the most competent nigga struggling not to bust prematurely. Ricki is thick where it counts and everything else falls perfectly into place like Feng Shui.
So who is it going to be, folks? LUSCIOUS LOPEZ or RICKI WHITE? Regardless of the choice, you can’t go wrong. No matter who comes out on top, the viewers have already won. Wipe the lotion off your hands and give yourselves a round of applause.
The contestants await your verdict.
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