OVERKILL BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO
There are a handful of cinematic showdowns that can truly be labeled “classic.” My two favorite actors, Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro, matched wits in Heat. John Travolta and Nick Cage embarked on a bloody feud in Face Off.
But the collaborations of Luscious Lopez and Ricki White , two beloved and salacious porn stars, have been the nastiest of them all. The dirty duo have starred in at least three skin flicks together, including a blistering scene in Big Wet Butts #14 (the stud who shared Luscious and Ricki is one lucky bastard). Both of these women not only have impossibly thick frames, they’re also sword-swallowing she-demons who perform with reckless abandon. That’s the word on the street from my horn-dog informants; I’m too pious for porn.
Being an instigator, I will now pit Lopez and White against each other like Travolta and Cage… consider this an Ass Off. But unlike reality TV, this booty-joust is totally unscripted. The hottest girl wins and the victor will be determined by YOU, fair and balanced Spizzy patrons. Which lady floats your boat? Behind the black curtain is a stimulating portfolio of pics and THREE SEXY VIDEOS for each combatant. If you survive this bombardment of booty, hit the comment box and vote for who you think is hotter: Luscious or Ricki. Let’s start the insanity.
Measurements: 36B-24-38
Height/Weight: 5 ft 5 in, 129lbs.
Nationality: Mexican/Spanish
The Drilly: “Voluptuous” is a term often abused by fat chicks on dating networks. But in the case of this solidly-stacked Latina the word is appropriate. Her monumental derrière is supported by legs thicker than tree trunks; only the most forceful backshots can make her flesh jiggle. Eazy-E once rhymed, “Built like a tank, yet hard to hit.” Luscious Lopez is indeed built like a tank and unless you’re a porn stud or a baller with stacks to blow, she is hard to hit. But if you are fortunate enough to hit, be sure to hit it hard.
Measurements: 36B-27-34
Height/Weight: 5’4, 129lbs.
Nationality: Italian/Native American
The Drilly: Although much of her body weight is seemingly contained in the perfect butt, Ricki has average around-the-way girl appeal. Whether on the set filming Need For Seed or shopping at PathMark on laundry day, she’ll maintain her sexy. Ms. White’s durable, compact chassis and well-padded seat cushions are built for pounding. She’s quite easy on the eyes; her “fuck-faces” alone will have the most competent nigga struggling not to bust prematurely. Ricki is thick where it counts and everything else falls perfectly into place like Feng Shui.
So who is it going to be, folks? LUSCIOUS LOPEZ or RICKI WHITE? Regardless of the choice, you can’t go wrong. No matter who comes out on top, the viewers have already won. Wipe the lotion off your hands and give yourselves a round of applause.
The contestants await your verdict.
VOTE, MU’FUCKA!!
Previously posted:
THE BATTLE FOR WHITE SUPREMACY
BIG BOOTY BATTLE ROYALE: BEAUTY DIOR VS. OLIVIA O’LOVELY
CMON.. YOU SERIOUS LUSCIOUS HITTIN HARD!! FO REAL!!! BROOKLYN!!
snizake, my familia!!!! it’s only right you appear 1st.
how’d i know YOU’D pick luscious, you latina-luvin’-ass-nigga LOL
ain’t nuthin wrong with that, tho. i love ‘em too.
thanks for your vote, cousin. and thanks to you…
LUSCIOUS LOPEZ HAS DRAWN FIRST BLOOD.
BROOOOOOOOKLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Since I have had the pleasure of “going there” with each of them multiple times I am an expert on the subject at hand. Although each is a beast in their own right, you have to give it to Luscious as she is still in the game. What a set of fucking asses though!
if i were a hater, mr. shades, you’d be the object of my envy. after all, you gave BOTH of these chicks the bizness. but since i have aspirations to be a major player like ya’self, i can only tip my yankees fitted to you respectfully.
your expertise is platinum. but what do you mean by “luscious is STILL in the game?” is ricki out of the game? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
you’re a spizzy V.I.P., mr. shades. so i’mma post YOUR video of luscious lopez, more of which can be seen at *blatant plug coming* MYDEEPDARKSECRET.COM
so, for now…
LUSCIOUS LOPEZ HAS 2 VOTES. RICKI HAS NONE.
who’s gonna give ricki a bailout?
Yo, Ricki doesn’t need a bailout. But she’s going against Luscious’s fine ass! So she’s not getting one from me. I have been lusting after Ms. Lopez for the better part of the last four years. LL all the way! She can only be dethroned by Ice in my book.
you ain’t never lie, rawsee. ice la fox is a beast.
so you’re rollin’ with double L, huh? damn, she’s moppin’ the floor with ricki.
thanks for your input, fam. and to make things *ahem* HARDER for ricki, i’m gonna include some of the votes from facebook as well.
my nigga rage says, “Loscious lopez is the reason why one of my baby mommas is mexican lol. Real talk son, no jokes lol.” guess i’ll count that as a vote for luscious.
victor says, “luscious lopez number 1.” it’s pretty apparent who he’s ridin’ for.
so now the score is as follows:
LUSCIOUS LOPEZ-5
RICKI WHITE-0
awwww… poor ricki
Mariah Milano
yeeeeeah. she’s a bad bitch too.
she may be in the running for the next contest.
against ice la fox, perhaps?
ricki white…….
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!
someone has stepped in to keep this post from becoming a complete “triple L” (luscious lopez landslide).
i’m sure ricki is grateful, magic dong huang. we oughtta holla and let her know you saved her phat ass.
ricki has picked herself up off the canvas & the score is now:
LUSCIOUS-5
RICKI-1
Im going for Rickie. Luscious Lopez is bad but im not really feeling her grill. not that anyone is check for the face anyway but still. I think Rickie has more of the complete package.
uh oh… reports of ricki white’s demise were heavily exaggerated.
ricki’s pretty face has helped her secure another vote from my man coney.
good lookin’ out, fam. i hope you ain’t using the computer at your job for this LOL
here’s the skinny… or should i say, “the thickness…..”
LUSCIOUS-5
RICKI-2
this may turn out to be a contest after all.
Breaking News!!
One of my homies, who shall remain nameless,texted me his vote for Luscious. He also gave a disclaimer, stating that he would’ve posted his comment here, “but wifey seen the last thing i put about the bad brazilian chick..lol”
LOL!!! We don’t wanna break up happy relationships at The Spizzy. In fact, our mission is to save them. Thanx 4 your vote, mystery man. The score is now:
LUSCIOUS-6
RICKI-2
BP…What’s good brotha. Unfortunately, yes Ricki has indeed moved on to other endeavors. Her site was a part of my network (Inn Of Sin), but one day without notice or the slightest inclination that she had the intent of doing so, she decided to quit. She never said why, and we never asked her. I have nothing but love and respect for her and definitely wish her well in the next phase of her life…whatever that is. She was a hell of a performer and an even better person. She is definitely missed. For even more asses check out my latest masterpiece (www.backsidebonanza.com) and my brothers in slime, Prince Yahshuah, Rico Strong and Ethan Hunt at (www.fuckmefilthy.com). The next time I’m in BK we’ll have to break bread.
So Ricki retired her jersey, huh? Damn. I hope she pulls a Brett Favre & un-retires. I’m sure she’s cool but it’s kinda disappointing how she bailed on your biz arrangement. Still, I know you don’t chase ‘em, you replace ‘em.
I’ll peep the other sites you mentioned. Rico Strong & them do the damn thing fa’sho.
Holla at me anytime you’re in NYC, Mr. Shades. It would be an honor to chop it up with you. Hit me at kilo_ki@yahoo.com or http://twitter.com/pacino718/ & I’ll give you my direct line. You’re already major but let me know if I can assist you in any capacity. The Spizzy gets plenty traffic & my media contacts run deep.
Ricki White
Aight! Good looks, OED.
Your vote has turned what may have been a blowout into a respectable contest. For a minute there, Ricki was lookin’ like John McCain… or the Oakland Raiders.
The score is now:
LUSCIOUS-6
RICKI-3
Ricki’s gaining a lil’ ground. Maybe a showing of love here at the Spizzy will bring her out of retirement.
LL gets it! And I’m not talking about the one from Queens!
Ha ha!!!!
She may not be the LL from Queens but Luscious is “Bad,” her backside is a “Boomin’ System” and you’d “Rock Her Bells” all the way “To Da Break Of Dawn.”
Thanks for your vote, C-Dub.
LUSCIOUS-7
RICKI-3
From the looks of the score, Luscious has a touchdown & Ricki has nothing more than a field goal.
as a female i would rather look like lucious…… so i vote lucious thats the official thirst mobette vote
“as a female i would rather look like lucious…… so i vote lucious.”
hmmm… a straight woman’s perspective adds a whole new spin to this shit. i’m fascinated LOL. thanks for your opinion, ruby. the leader of the thirst mobettes has spoken, bringing our score to:
LUSCIOUS-8
RICKI-3
luscious is runnin’ away with this, folks. she’s stompin a mudhole in ricki right now. this is barbaric. maybe i oughtta throw the towel into the ring like a sensible, concerned referee should.
hi my big cock lneed fuck you help meeeee
You all right there, buddy? LOL
You oughtta go to the Bunny Ranch, they may have a recession special.
I can not pick. Both of these women are flawless. TIE!!!!
Luscious by far!!!
both chicks are Godesses, its a tie!!