RESPONSIBLE JOURNALISM BY BLACK PACINO
The interruption of my workflow falls squarely on the shoulders of my homie JaJa. For once, I was on course to beat the newspaper’s deadline and submit my articles in a timely manner. After falling behind in my assignments again and again, redemption would finally be mine.
Then Ja, under the false impression that I’m a horn-dog, sent around a video clip of famed Brazilian model and Playboy centerfold Andressa Soares shakin’ her big ol’ tush. Naturally I ASSumed that Ja sent me the clip because he wanted me to use my journalistic skills and research this chick for him… not because I’m a booty fanatic who’d go ape-shit over AndreSSa’s well-tanned, mondo butt. How I earned such a perverted rep is beyond me.
Anyhoo, I did what any responsible journalist would… I dropped my newspaper articles and focused on finding more material of Andressa Soares. I soon discovered that her nickname is Muhler Melancia; Portuguese for “Watermelon Woman.” Yes, her huge buns are comparable to a pair of sweet, juicy melons. All that booty is packed into a 5′6″ frame and her measurements are 36-26-48 (forty-eight? DAAAAAMN!!!). Is there enough room in my Fantasy Wife Team’s starting line-up to fit that behemoth butt? Somehow I’ll find a way to wedge it in, even if it means trimming down the roster.
Head south-of-the-border for a heap of sexy photos and some of the hottest video footage known to mankind. Once again, I miss the newspaper’s deadline. Thanks a lot, JaJa… you trouble-maker.
Next up is what can only be referred to as “extreme blogging.” This is totally uncalled for and admittedly, I’m going a bit too far. But if you fucks with Black Pacino, you already know I’mma play Keith Murray and push your head through the cracks of sanity. If you’re too lame for The Spizzy, take yo’ scared-ass to SOHH or Allhiphop and read some gossip like a bitch.
The hardcore niggas can take a deep breath and prepare for a video avalanche of booty-shakin’ at it’s finest. Mulher Melancia will show you no mercy…
“Damaging your medulla, cerebrum and cerebellum… you got a crew you better tell ‘em.”
And it’s only fitting that I’d be the first dude to respond to this….glad I could contribute to the cause, family….the pleasure was all mine, believe me!….now more than ever I wanna make that trip to Brazil!…
Well, well, well… look who’s here. The trouble-maker himself.
Ja, why on Earth did you send that video clip of Andressa? Didn’t you know that was entrapment? LOL
I suppose I should thank you for sparking my interest. Although you totally derailed my workflow, Ms. Melancia’s booty pulled in viewer traffic like a magnet. I guess sex really does sell.
Viva La Brazil!!!! (Or sumthin like that)
I love this girl. LOL.
No one seems to have anything bad to say about Andressa Soares. I bet it’s b’cuz of her winning personality and sharp I.Q.
Everything was all good until that Mike Fratello look-a-like on guitar started to get his hump on! Thanks again to you and now your PNC JaJa, I now must get back to MY interrupted workflow. Once that’s over I’ll return to further screen Andressa’s squatting techniques.
“…that Mike Fratello look-a-like on guitar” LMFAO!!!!!
I won’t front, that squattin’ video turned a nigga ON. Geez!
You’re right, Chris… b’cuz he helped me post AndreSSa, Ja is now an ASSessory to my crimes. When Spizzy patrons “hurt” their wrists while peeping Ms. Melancia, Jay and I will be charged with 2 counts of ASSault.
Did y’all see shorty in that camo bikini? Military service never looked so fine. Them legs are stout. And that round mound………..How I would wife her. I’m talking about holding hands. At the mall! While holding her purse.
Type of chick you wait outside of the store for all day just so you can say “hello.”
Thirst Mob, I think I am in love.
To Mr. Strickland and Jay, y’all niggas need to start a joint savings account to cover my lawyer fees while I am down in Brazil. Because if Ms. AndreSSa doesn’t respond to my advances, I see an international stalking scandal on the horizon on some Ron Sanford tip. LMAO.
LM-ASS-O!!!!
You a wild dude, Bawsee! (Yes, you’re the Bawsee LOL)
You ain’t lyin bout her legs either… that’s the epitome of “thick in the thighs.” Textbook thickness, in fact.
Speaking of Ron Sanford & horn-dog Governors, Elliot Spitzer is trying to re-enter the political game. Excuse me…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Okay, I’m done wiping the tears from my eyes. Does he really think he can become a major political player again? Well, then again… Spitzer ain’t black, so he may be forgiven.
He’d be better off campaigning to de-criminalize prostitution. Not only will it be true to his steez, it may bring him some voters. Shit, if he did that I’d vote for him.
HAHA VIVA Client 9!
This dude kills me. He is really feeling himself. Muhafuga ain’t even two years removed from his scandal, and he’s already trying to get back in the scene. He wants to be the state comptroller no less. His chances of winning are small, and further embarrassment, for himself and for his family, is almost certain. I met him in 06 while doing campaign work for the Democratic Party (Hell, I even did work on Yvette Clarke’s campaign. Shout out to Brooklyn). His staffers always said that he was crazy. So who knows? But as Ed would say “C’mon son!”
He’s not forgiven yet. The way he left was ugly. Dude was governor for less time than Palin was! He just needs to keep teaching at City College and fall back.
Unless he becomes “the prostitution candidate.” Why not, I think I saw him on Bill Maher a couple of months ago advocating for the legalization of bud; so you never know. But you know rich white folks got some gall.
Absolutely, Rawsee.
Word… You met Client 9? Did you meet any of his hoes?
He wants to legalize bud? I ain’t know that. Prostitution & weed? Hmmmm…. I’m startin to dig this guy’s politics. I’d vote for him if he campaigned to make NYC the new Amsterdam.
es la mujer mas guapa
You ain’t lyin, Erick.
She is indeed the baddest chick in the game.
Maybe once he divorces Beyonce, Jay will have her rockin his chain.
resposible journalism??? *insider*
well I like the camo outfit, I didn’t know they made the thong version the sock are cute as hell….
I like the gold shirt and the jeans that looked cute as an outfit to go clubbing….
and the cheerleader outfit is cute too….
responsible fashion journalism at its best
Indeed, Ruby… you made me a more “responsible journalist.”
That was my way of paying homage to YOU </3
Wow… even in this post you could find something useful? If you wear any of that gear, Ruby, please send me the pics.
Don't worry, I'll handle them responsibly.
bendito i love it and definitely will send you pics of me wearing that stuff lmao
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Mi guevo espera por ti!
hi sexy girl
^^ Apparently, the freaks come out in the day too ^^
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SEXY SEXY SEXY GIRL
DAMN BLACK SHE HOTTER THAN A TEENAGE BOY ON PROM NIGHT!!!!
muy linda mujer si las argentina fueran asi seriamos 200 millones como los brazileros
sexy wallpaper
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eu com uma mulher dessa eu a comeria o dia todo na velocidade 6
a mulher melansia e gostosa pra karalho
Gods perfect creation
aaahhhh. hahaha THERES better girls out in brasil who DONT do porn but are willing to be your pornstars.. Ya guys SHOULD go to Brasil ;]
Iam a girl and she really made me crazy , I really wanna be on her body and fuck her until the sunrise!