PACINO718 STILL LOVES THE HATE
“In America there’s freedom of speech… just watch what you say.”-Ice-T
It was only a matter of time.
Facebook has banned me once again. An anonymous tipster, perhaps inspired by T.I.’s public service announcements, reported me to the authorities for an “offensive” photo. In fact, the infamous pic is posted below (pssst… the chick gagged and tied to a chair). At least they gave me a warning before the sequel.
The first time it happened, I was confused and straight heated. But today, when my profile vanished like charity funds, it didn’t phase me. For starters, The Spizzy’s Fan Page still exists on Facebook. Secondly, I know most of my Facebook friends personally and we can chop it up a variety of ways. Considering the Haiti situation, a Facebook ban is pretty trivial.
But the fact that the rat was on my so-called “friend” list really stuck in my craw. Take a look at this notification FB sent; perhaps you’ve received one before:
“You uploaded a photo that violates our Terms of Use, and this photo has been removed. Facebook does not allow photos that attack an individual or group, or that contain nudity, drug use, violence, or other violations of the Terms of Use. These policies are designed to ensure Facebook remains a safe, secure and trusted environment for all users, including the many children who use the site.”
Okay, lemme tell you why that’s some bullshit…
There’s no real nudity at The Spizzy. It’s like Flashdancers, Scores and other sanitized titty bars in Manhattan.
What groups are attacked in the photo? That damsel-in-distress was paid to be bound & gagged.
Violence? Ain’t a scratch on that girl.
Facebook is a “safe, secure and trusted environment?” Puh-leeze! How many lives have been unexpectedly put on blast with Facebook? People done got fired over shit posted on Facebook. Relationships have been shattered. Isolated incidents of violence, even homicide, can be attributed to FB.
The uninvited couple who strolled past White House security and got photo-ops with Obama… they were caught after posting those pics on the social network!!!
Michaele Salahi, one of the Presidential party-crashers, could face criminal charges for trespassing and she ain’t even get banned from Facebook.
My Facebook friends chose to add me and they know how I get down. My profile is visible to friends only and they’re all of legal age. That’s why rats really grind my gears. If they don’t like what I post, they should delete me from their friends list. Simple. Why remain “friends” only to try and disrupt my business? That’s where the hate comes in, folks. But they’re too late, my venom is already in the bloodstream.
Facebook should ban people circulating those dumb-ass pillow-fight invitations, free gifts and other annoying spam. Ban the people who send back-to-back invites for the same fuckin’ party, ten times a day. Now that’s offensive.
Conspiracy theorists will have a field day with this one. Did Facebook send a message by banning me on Martin Luther King Day? When the D.C. sniper, John Allen Muhammad, was executed for his crimes he was pronounced dead by lethal injection at *gasp* 9:11 p.m. Symbolic, no?
Actually, a vacation from the biggest and most popular social network may be what I need. I’m in no rush to start a new profile. Maybe I can actually get some work done instead of agonizing over the umpteenth “FB Question of the Day.”
As for the unidentified rodent, I hope you’re reading this. You didn’t put a dent in my armor… you just added to my infamy.
EXTERMINATE THE RATS.
Previously posted: BANNED FROM FACEBOOK
F dem Nucka’s!!! I never had a FB account never will. True friends know how to contact true friends. And as using FB as a business tactic…f dat ppl just be lazy these days.
You’re right, man. As much business as I handle online, I still prefer human contact.
We’re so used to social networks, folks prolly think I disappeared from the face of the Earth… not just from Facebook.
“Lord, I’m never gonna see him again!”
Uh… yes, you can. Just call me.
No FB account? You’re the last of a dyin’ breed, biz.
Myspace, Facebook, Youtube – they are all full of hypocritical bullshit. They will ban you for shit that you know millions of other people are also doing AT THE SAME TIME. Do they just sit around and wait for snitches to drop dime? Is that how they ensure that their sites remain “family-friendly?” I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – these fuckin sites need to be divided into two groups: one version for minors and one for adults, with absolutely no cross-trafficking between two versions of the same site. Fuck these sites.
I know you’ve had your share of penalties & banishment, Big Al. You’re a grimeball like me LOL
Your “adults only” idea is valid. Maybe we should start our own social network, make it better than FB & MySpace.
I could be the next Tom…
*ahem* As a militant Black man, perhaps I should re-phrase that.
Banned from facebook again???
That’s some real bull shit fam, with all the stupid senseless pics and pages on there, they’re gonna go and fuck with you once again??? That makes no fucking sense what so ever! My Pops taught me a long time ago that the only good rat is a dead rat!
Word! On that note, here’s a video by Fat Joe’s goon squad, KILL ALL RATS (R.I.P. Mike Beck).
Even as far as snitchin’ goes, Facebook snitchin’ is the lowest. It’s so petty & uncalled for. It’s not like droppin’ dime on me is gonna get a few years shaved off a prison sentence.
i agree with al.. but al, that would make to much sense!!! all this shit is kinda disturbing anyway.. we’ve become so damn hooked on these sites to network that there is no such thing as face time any more.. i miss the days when we had to… ready for this????… step out side the house to network!! well keep up the good work Mr. Pachino.. you will continue to get my support!! talk to you soon, gotta go update my status….
LOL!! Yeah, you do that.
I’m sure my friends will miss my statuses… they’re interested on when I brush my teeth or take out the trash.
“we’ve become so damn hooked on these sites to network that there is no such thing as face time any more.”
You hit the nail on the head, fam. Face-time has been replaced with Emoticon-time. Well, at least programmers make new, cooler emoticons every couple of months.
Thanks for your support, Bebo. From the heart, it’s appreciated.
Fuck em is all I got to say!!! Your site The Spizzy is one of the spots I check besides my email because it’s an Adult site that caters to my visual as well as my mental!
Keep your head and keep up the great work brah!!!
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRROOOOOKKKKKKLLLLLLYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Holla!!!1
Chf
HA HA!!! I can always count on Chf to hold me down. Feels good to have a strong team.
And you highlighted some shit I been tellin people. EVERYTHING AIN’T FOR KIDS. Some entertainment is for adults. Kids get a LOT of stuff: flicks from Pixar drop every month, Jackie Chan just did “The Spy Next Door” (ugh), new video games are out… even RAP is geared towards children now.
So adults need sumthin’ too and I don’t just mean porn… although that’s also at The Spizzy.
BEE KAY ALL DAY, MY G!!!!
MAN FUCKING FACEBOOK BE TRIPPIN…IF THEY DELETED MY SHIT AGAIN…I AM DONE WITH EM!!!!
I feel you, D. It always seems to happen when we’re at the height of our popularity too. You get on a roll, things are buzzin’ & then BOOM!!! These niggas toss up the road blocks. I just don’t get it.
yeah FB rules suck I had gotten banned twice once for the same thing about a questionable photo which basically was just a promo pic and the 2nd time they stated I wasn’t who I claimed to be-HA! anyway fam you still have your fan page at least to promote and you have a good loyal following that will continue to discover ya gift- Fuck Fb for now….
Yeah, they’ll try to get you on that false identity shit. They must not know that BLACK PACINO is my legal name, like CHAD OCHOCINCO. Khalid Strickland happens to be my alias. I just reverse ‘em here to fuck people’s heads up.
I appreciate the viewers & supporters that visit The Spizzy… it’s a blessing to catch on so fast. A ban from FB ain’t stoppin’ shit, especially with all the other sources of traffic.
But couldn’t they have waited ’til after Martin Luther King Day? LOL
WHOEVER SNITCHED ON YOU TO FACEBOOK, IS A PUNK ASS BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER….. THEY CAN RUN TOP SPEED TO FBPD BUT CANT DODGE THE SPIZZY!!!! GOOD THING YOU GOT THE SPIZZY, ITS LIKE LIVING IN THE COLLEGE DORM AND HAVING YOUR OWN CRIB…. WE KNOW WHERE YOU ARE….
THAT SHIT HAPPENED ON MYSPACE AND I HAD TO UPLOAD 2000 PICS WHEN I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK…. I FEEL YOU BABY, WHEN YOU DO OPEN AN ACCOUNT, JUST KEEP YOUR GRASS CUT….
YOU WILL ALWAYS FLY HIGH LIKE A HAWK TO ME AND YOU COULD NEVER BE A SNAKE OR A RAT SO MAKE SURE YOU DONT SURROUND YOURSELF WITH THAT ELEMENT…..
I don’t think anyone phrases things as poetically as you, Ruby. On top of that you keep me amped & I luv you for that. The “college dorm/apartment” comparison is pure gold, that’s a good way to size it up.
Surprisingly, MySpace ain’t ban me yet… sorry to hear they did that bullshit to you. All they did was block my links; a random, faceless hater reported The Spizzy as malicious spyware site. Malicious to those who have nothin poppin’ in their lives, perhaps. I’mma heed your wisdom & a lil’ more careful with who I add to my next FB acc’t.
We’re all too fly for these prudes, homegirl.
Guess who is back??!!!! LOL
I see u back on BF…. welcome home , homie!!!!!
Thanks, Co.
Are you hiring a stripper for my welcome home party?
they did it to my homie
word? wow… that shit is bananas. FB really stuck it to homeboy, i see why that nigga is pissed.
FB really got to do sumthin about these martial-law type rules, man. shit ain’t that serious, ppl is on there socializing, networking & havin fun.
FB is like the cranky old neighbor who lives in the apartment next to yours… and anytime you turn your music up even one notch, they complain. even if you ain’t makin mad noise, they complain ‘cuz they’re salty you’re havin fun. shit is corny.
Fucking punk bitches.