DJ KAYSLAY-TWEET CRED

DJ Kayslay a.k.a. The Drama King always keeps it gully. A few years back, I interviewed the man who’ll “slap your favorite D.J.” and not only was he down-to-Earth, he didn’t plead the fifth on tough questions. Not only does he run Streetsweepers Entertainment, host multiple radio shows and drop hella mixtapes, Slay is also the publisher of my favorite magazine: Straight Stuntin. For his ability to hustle alone, The Drama King already had my respect.

Twitter is a trash heap of worthless babble but there are a few diamonds in the rough. Many of these gems come from the comical and utterly hood profile of Kayslay. Sometimes he drops parables like a ghetto Confucius; other times he types random, non-P.C. shit. Either way, it’s entertaining.

So below the jump is a bunch of Kayslay Twitter quotes and loose threads that I got a kick out of.  Also posted are BONUS VIDEOS of the Straight Stuntin Magazine Model Search in Colorado and footage from the mag’s sexy photo shoots.

Kayslay’s new album, More Than A DJ, features damn near everybody: Busta Rhymes, Raekwon, Maino, Jim Jones, Papoose, Remy Ma, Joell Ortiz, Uncle Murda, Saigon, Rick Ross, Ghostface Killah, AZ, Sheek Louch and the list goes on & on. More Than A DJ is in stores and online February 9th.

REALDJKAYSLAY

Do yall feel 2012 comin now?? How do yall want to DIE??? I can give u scared hatin muthafukas some suggestions! 7:19 PM Jan 20th from mobile web

This Internet shit is an illusion..I say this to say that..90% of the muthafukas on here AINT real or pretending to be someone they are not! 4:17 PM Jan 19th from web

Niggas if you not in a relationship with ya BM anymore,SHE IS!! giving her new man head and ya kids is gettin hit with the PENIS lips!!FYI 7:31 PM Jan 19th from web

If u pop 10 bottles in the club wit some niggas then u ballin,but if you pop 10 bottles wit some chicks then u trickin? call me a trick then 7:12 PM Jan 18th from web

I think the less fortunate niggas replaced the word SPLURGING with TRICKIN! 6:48 PM Jan 18th from web

Keep in mind! You are only relevant to an industry nigga according to your buzz!The minute u think they love u… YOU JUST DROPPED THE SOAP! 4:37 PM Jan 18th from web

The internet has granted access 2 bitch ass niggas 2 hate and lie from 1,000 miles away! 3:47 AM Jan 16th from mobile web

Niggaz never fuk with any chicks named DANGER,POISON,SUICIDE or any shit like that or be willing 2 accept the consequences! 5:21 PM Jan 12th from mobile web

@whorified i got more going on than your whole generation in the next 100 years you hoodrat! You must be on another planet!! 8:24 PM Jan 11th from web in reply to whorified

I respect my enemies more than MOST of my friends!! At least i am 100% percent sure how they stand with me and dont have 2 ever guess! 4:24 PM Jan 12th from web

I don’t fly much but im still kind of confused… Why can’t u have more than $10,000 cash in your pocket?? 10:06 AM Jan 1st from mobile web

I hate black women with the wrong jobs,why this chick flag me 4 the racial airport search and she’s black?? 9:29 AM Jan 1st from mobile web

Now she see the knot.. she asking do I have over 10,000 on me?I tell her no..she tells the white dude 2 count my paper.. 9:33 AM Jan 1st from mobile web

BITCHHHHH!!! its only $7,620 she still ask me why I have so muck money on me?? NONE of your business!! its not over $10,000 get out my face! 9:38 AM Jan 1st from mobile web

How the fuk a search turn into how much money in my pocket? Now the lame other nigga askin 4 a cd..FUK HIM! U shoulda saved me b4!! 9:41 AM Jan 1st from mobile web

I need a tour bus! 9:43 AM Jan 1st from mobile web

Niggas!! If u let a chick stick fingers in your ass or lick your ass you are GAY! It don’t matter if iit aint a fukin man doin it!! Sorry 5:44 PM Dec 27th, 2009 from mobile web

I don’t give a fuk what u do its your business but own up to your Bullshit!! Ladies stop defending that shit! Ya man is GAY if he does it! 5:45 PM Dec 27th, 2009 from mobile web

Any Nigga who likes that shit,what’s going to happen if he gets locked up an YOU can’t be there 2 do it 2 his punk ass? 5:48 PM Dec 27th, 2009 from mobile web

The Govt.Has 2 do sumthin about these plane terrorist as niggas,They make me throw away my lotion but these niggas gettin past wit bombs! 5:36 PM Dec 26th, 2009 from mobile web

Boyyyyyy am I fuked!!! My daughter wants some shit called WE?? And they are sold out everywhere I went… 5:47 PM Dec 24th, 2009 from mobile web

Your Newyears resolution should be to NOT make any resolutions,because if u have 2 wait until january 1st 2 change then u are a fukin loser! 5:40 PM Dec 24th, 2009 from mobile web

I wish i could fire one bullet that could hit every hater!!! It would be well worth the bid!! 9:25 PM Dec 22nd, 2009 from web

Some women are worth all the Gold and diamonds in the world,but im sorry 2 say some women are only good 4 puttin a dick in their mouth!!! 2:47 AM Dec 21st, 2009 from mobile

All you hating ass niggas!! I hope your kids have a horrible christmas an santa claus comes an steals shit out of your crib instead!! 6:58 PM Dec 19th, 2009 from mobile web

I see yall niggas beyond sight… 2:16 AM Dec 18th, 2009 from mobile web

2010 Muthfukas better grow up!!All that little silly pesty retarted shit=Voice mail everytime! Crazy message on my phone=Possible slap! 1:21 PM Dec 17th, 2009 from mobile web

Damn our culture is lost… trying 2 figure out what role did I play in the bullshit… smh 7:39 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from mobile web

@holyghost4eva why do you have a picture of jesus on twitter and u are trying 2 start some dumb shit??You are blocked you bitch ass nigga! 3:10 AM Dec 15th, 2009 from web in reply to devinegiftjr

FYI i DO NOT manage Ashley Logan anymore! I wish her the best!unfortunately im not a Psychiatrist so i cant help her the way she needs help! 8:21 PM Dec 14th, 2009 from web

From now on any women i chose to work with i need a certified letter from a head specialist stating that you are mentally competent! 8:22 PM Dec 14th, 2009 from web

All that palm reading and psychic shit is fake.. some of yall out there need 2 grow the fuk up!! 8:12 PM Dec 13th, 2009 from mobile web

A psychic wouldn’t be working as a psychic cause he would tell himself the lotto numbers and be rich u fukin idiots! 8:13 PM Dec 13th, 2009 from mobile web

I be hearing Chicks with kids have the nerve 2 use the term “Little dick niggas”Did it ever appear 2 u that u might just have a BIG PUSSY!! 1:22 PM Dec 13th, 2009 from web

Face it ladies!! After 8 pounds 2 ounces fall out of your ass a few times what the fuk is a 20 inch dick gonna do to your ass either?? 1:23 PM Dec 13th, 2009 from web

Dear White People!Yall couldnt beat TIGER WOODS on the golf course so i guess yall gonna beat him out of the sport!FYI he didnt kill anyone! 4:53 PM Dec 12th, 2009 from web

Fellas! have u ever had a chick say”I dont give head,I gotta kiss my kids with these lips” But they eat pussy!!??? SMH!! 1:31 PM Dec 11th, 2009 from web

#never trust an industry nigga under 30 who shaves off his mustache and beard!! he has just been abducted into the secret society!! 12:15 AM Dec 9th, 2009 from web

Any nigga rockin Male ugz boots with skinny jeans=Death by way of torture or firing squad!!! 8:41 PM Dec 8th, 2009 from mobile web

I cannot believe that its going on 2010 and some muthafukas are still late 4 shit? That’s why you are and always will be broke muthafuka!! 6:58 PM Dec 8th, 2009 from mobile web

DAMN! Just figured it out,Some niggas and chicks talk shit on twitter cause this is the only place they figure some other idiot will listen! 12:19 AM Dec 5th, 2009 from

When ppl get headaches they take aspirin,The flu… u take medicine, so if u don’t get treated for hate it will only get worst! 10:23 PM Dec 3rd, 2009 from mobile web

Women have 2 give credit where credit is due=Tiger woods cheated but,He took a beaten from his wife with a golf club an didn’t hit her back! 11:34 AM Dec 2nd, 2009 from mobile web

1st thing i do when i meet a nigga or chick is look them DEAD in the EYE! if they look down or 2 the side they cant be trusted! 7:18 PM Nov 30th, 2009 from web

The shit that kills me about the lil stupid muthafuka… i might be his fukin father…cause me an his moms was poppin off in the 80′s!! 1:58 AM Nov 28th, 2009 from web

No disrespect ppl but pls don’t bombard my phone,text,emails with that happy thanksgiving shit..I eat good everyday…… 5:22 PM Nov 24th, 2009 from mobile web

A sensible holiday would’ve been 2 feed ppl who are not as fortunate,not celebrating a day the indians were savagely murdered!! 5:24 PM Nov 24th, 2009 from mobile web

Beside who the fuk gave niggas the right kill turkeys?? Somebodys gonna have 2 answer 4 that shit…. My bad im.buggin on that I guess…. 5:34 PM Nov 24th, 2009 from mobile web

I hope every 1 on twitter is either @ work,on their way 2 work or about 2 go look 4 some work,If not then u are bout 2 Be A successful loser 12:02 PM Nov 20th, 2009 from web

Twitter is the official spot 4 all the cry babies! Waaaaa aaaaaaaaa all your fukin problems on twitter 2 a bunch of total fukin strangers! 5:29 PM Nov 18th, 2009 from mobile web

Get a psychiatrist!!! at least u will be whining an looking crazy by 1 person instead of thousands!! 5:48 PM Nov 18th, 2009 from mobile web

@mixtapetina This chick sent me pics i asked her nationality and she had the nerve 2 text back 7 different cultures.. out of controlllllll 7:00 PM Nov 17th, 2009 from web in reply to mixtapetina

Damn.. I hate when ask a model”whats tour nationality?”and they say”Im afro amer./creole/indian/with a touch of spaniard..Nigga u are black 6:36 PM Nov 17th, 2009 from web

Uumm excuse me sweeie can u breakdown how you are all these nationalities?YES!! My ASS is black,My nose is Creole,My hair is indian.. STFU! 6:55 PM Nov 17th, 2009 from web

I really dislike when someone calls me,act like they really wanna know how u an the fam doin,But really just wanna borrow some money!!FUK U! 2:14 AM Nov 27th, 2009 from mobile web

NOW, THE VIDEOS…