PHOTOS BY PATRICK ADAMS, SHAREIF ZIYADAT & CHARLES BLACK
Dear DJ Kayslay,
Although you get ’nuff respect at The Spizzy, I understand that you’re not a fan of blogs or internet magazines. Folks have pirated your albums online, which ain’t right. Not to mention that you’re the owner of Straight Stuntin, a publication that gets scanned and shared by scumbags like me. Your points are well-taken. I can’t speak for these other niggas but in my defense I have a few things to say.
Yesterday I copped the latest issue of Straight Stuntin and as always, it’s 243 pages of crack. Again, I sacrificed a dimebag of piff but it was ten bucks well spent. You’ve got some of my favorite models in there: Cubana Lust, Lastarya and Lia Cha. Plus, the new issue has interviews with Papoose, Twista and a nice memorial for your man Mike Beck (R.I.P.). When my homies visit my crib, the first thing they do (after splittin’ a Dutchmaster) is pick up one of my many copies of Straight Stuntin; I keep them on the coffee table and within arm’s reach near the toilet.
Well, The Spizzy is my online crib. And this post is like the magazine on the coffee table, except niggas can’t read the whole thing. After checking out the Africa-hot pictures posted below, the horn-dogs who pass through here (we call ‘em the Thirst Mob) will most likely hit the newsstands and cop this latest issue. The few pages I’ve scanned are just a mere fraction of the mega-thick Bible of Booty. What I do here at The Spizzy is like sampling records to make beats; I’m the DJ Premier of bloggin’… minus his fame, admiration and money. But I do have a smidgen of creativity. I even added BONUS VIDEOS featuring some of the gorgeous models in the new issue of Stuntin.
So that’s it in a nutshell. And by the way, your new album, More Than Just a DJ, is pretty dope. Since it’s in stores now, niggas need to cop that as well ‘cuz damn near every rapper in the country is on it. The video for “You Heard Of Us,” featuring Sheek Louch, Styles P and Ray J is also below the jump. Good shit.
Sincerely,
Black Pacino
TEYIA MARIE
Height: 5′ 3″
Measurements: 34-26-42
MARIA
Height: 5′ 4″
Measurements: 34C-25-40
CANDACE CHI
Height: 5’8″
Measurements: 34-27-47 (Forty-seven? DAAAMN!!!)
CASSIE MELINDA
Measurements: 36D-34-34
INDIA BABY
Measurements: 36-25-40
ASHLEY AMOUR
Height: 5’5″
Measurements: 30B-25-44
LASTARYA
Height: 5’9″
Measurements: 34-24-44
Here’s a lil’ poetry-in-motion to go along with those photos.
All of the chicks in these videos are featured in the latest issue of Straight Stuntin:
Teyia Marie, Lastarya, Cubana Lust and Lia Cha.
STRAIGHT STUNTIN… the first issue of 2010 on sale NOW!!!
Uhhh Sun?….what’s with this dude Ray J displaying this R&B badboy image?…he’s feeling tough now because he’s rubbing elbows with real street niggas?….It woulda been more believable if I saw Bobby Brown. I’m just asking. Maybe you can enlighten me…
LOL!!!
Maybe it’s b’cuz he fucked Kim K. It seems niggaz can gain a lil’ street cred from bonin’ the right chick… perhaps I shoulda included that in my Point System:
http://spizzyblog.com/2010/02/01/the-point-system/
Like Tiger Woods, for instance. All of sudden b’cuz he’s a stud, he’s being painted as a thugged-out, bad boy. You saw that Vanity Fair cover where the nigga was shirtless with a skully, mean-muggin’. Then again, the white folks Tiger loves so much are portrayin’ him like that. Maybe now he understands his place.
I always saw Ray-J as Brandy’s lil’ brother, never a thug. But once upon a time, he was signed to Death Row Records & rolled with Suge Knight. That had to boost his street cred up a few points, eh?
Yea I remember him running with Suge. Even then I was like, WTF?? Does his momma know about this?.
Ha ha!
I’m sure she does. But she’s prolly too busy cashin’ fat checks from him & Brandy to make a fuss.
WHATS UP BLACK! I GOT TO COP THAT NEW STRAIGHT STUNTIN MAGAZINE HOMIE! MY MAN PATRICK ADAMS IS A BEAST!
Indeed, Patrick Adams is nice with the photography. He & 2 Stars Studios are great with the photo-editing too. They’re elite fa’sho.
If you buy the new Straight Stuntin, tell the guy at the store to double-up on the plastic bags when he packs it. That shit is heavier than two bibles.
“I’m the DJ Premier of bloggin’… minus his fame, admiration and money.”
That’s hilarious! You, my friend, are a pioneer in my book.
I appreciate that, homie.
I guess I am a pioneer of sorts. I soaked my weed in Hennessy once & dried it out. Man, that shit was FI-YAH!!! Then other people in my building started doing it. I blazed that trail, no pun intended.
Word! I never thought about that. I mean Rza put me on to honey dipped blunts, but the mind of Rossi never wandered past that. You just might have started in trend down in Central Florida Mr. Pacino. Def gonna try that one out soon.
great googl-E moogl-E
Grady Wilson & Project Pat couldn’t have said it better.
I’m lusting for all those chicas,
“I’m lusting for all those chicas”
A declaration like that can only mean one thing.
THE THIRST MOB HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!
*salute*
GDAMN!!!
How they walk with those things!!!??
I’m shocked I’ve never seen butts like those!
They’re so beatiful women.
How can you guys even breathe when a butt like that walks past?? Or how can you NOT touch it?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I have touched ‘em… that’s why I get into so much trouble. But sometimes they look so good, I’ll risk gettin slapped or blasted in the face with pepper-spray.
I’ve seen chicks with butts so big, they look tired walkin’ around carrying that heavy load. They have to stop & take a rest like, “Damn… this is too much.” I almost feel sorry for them… ALMOST LOL
Hahaha pepper-spray! No doubt they gotta carry one. Still I wonder tho.. how do they stop em selves?!? Nerves of steel..
Haha it must be like having heavy weights tied on your hips all day long!!!
Here in Finland you only see butts and chests like flat tires mainly. This blog was an eye opening experience for me.
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Thanks B, Will wants to send big bear hugs to u now for sure!!!!!!!!!!! x (