DEBATE SPARKED BY PACINO718
PHOTOS BY LAS DIOSAS DEL CLIMA, MAYTECARRANCO.COM & RHANUBIS
There’s more to Mexico than potent weed, government corruption and out-of-control drug cartels. No matter the weather, the forecast is always hot when it comes to their sexy-ass weather girls. Mexican news programs are dolled-up with eye candy…or should I say, eye-of-the-storm candy (cue laugh track).
Angie Gonzalez of Milenio TV and Mayte Carranco of MTY are just two of many fine weather girls, but they are an oft-compared standout duo. Their actual forecasts are ambient noise; even if I spoke Spanish, I wouldn’t give a fuck. When Angie rocks a black micro-mini flaunting her succulent thighs, who gives a shit about the tornado rollin’ through town? You’ll be caught in a thunderstorm with no umbrella once Mayte’s boobs distract from her predictions.
These tactics are also employed by FOX, who have their slutty newsbabes put on a legshow for even the most dire broadcasts. Japanese cameramen for game-shows, interviews and concerts are fond of blatant upskirt angles. But Telemundo and other Latin TV networks, where J-Lo’s come a dime-a-dozen, toe the line of softcore porn. From what I’ve gathered, Mayte is pursuing a career as a singer and both she & Angie are bona-fide models. As good as they look, the sky (or the casting couch) is the limit.
Thirst Mob, you are now assigned to Booty Duty. First case on the docket: Who’s hotter? Angie or Mayte? The photo and video evidence below will help you deliberate.
Exhibit A:
ANGIE GONZALEZ
Photographic evidence
(Click pics to enlarge)
ANGIE’S TALE OF THE TAPE
You may want to pour a glass of water… this video footage is spicier than Atomic Wings.
Okay, let’s move on.
EXHIBIT B:
PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE
MAYTE’S TALE OF THE TAPE
Members of the jury, have you reached a verdict?
If so, you know where to let your voice be heard.
As I researched this post I discovered that this ain’t the first time that Angie & Mayte have been debated over. Guess it’s a never-ending and subjective issue, like the Greatest Emcees of All-Time.
But the buck’s gonna stop here ‘cuz the Thirst Mob is a knowledgeable bunch. If Madison Square Garden is the Mecca of Basketball, The Spizzy is the Mecca of Booty.
Much props to LAS DIOSAS DEL CLIMA. Their blog is the monopoly for sexy Latina newswomen.
Excuse my language but “Good lawd both mamis look good as hell” After seeing how tightly that purple jean short dress squeezes Mayte body I got to give her the slight edge! She looks really good in the black 1s too!
Yeah, she worked the hell outta them purple shorts. Her stylists, who MUST be men, were on-point that day.
“She looks really good in the black 1s too!”
I have a “black 1″ that would look good IN HER.
The first juror has spoken & Mayte has drawn 1st blood.
hands down Miami has the hottest weather girls/news anchors
damn near every woman on their news stations are fine in Miami
They predict the weather & pop that coochie at the same time, huh?
I gotta start watching the weather now
These newsbabes will have you wacthin new shit, bruh.
I can’t front, I watch FOX News just to see some of the broads on there. My favorite are Dari Alexander, Julie Chen & Christina Park.
Dari Alexander can get it in the worst way, man. I LOVE her. She’s fine as hell & wears the shortest skirts she can find… with splits up the side *sigh* She knows how to pick out her work-clothes <3
Why can’t we get this on ABC’s 5/6 o’clock news out here? Eyewitness News ought to throw some stacks at these chicks so we can “stay up to date on the latest weather trends” or whatever. They might as well grab both or share with NBC. Sue Simmons isn’t cuttin’ it.
But of course that won’t happen. When will the US news media get with the times?
“Sue Simmons isn’t cuttin’ it.”
LOL Word. She looks more & more like Louise Jefferson (the original Weezy) as the years pass.
But she’s good for a laugh, though… like the time she dropped the F-bomb live on TV, then apologized afterward.
Hahaha that video always come up whenever she crosses my mind. She cussed like a pro in that flick.
I rarely ever go out of order on Spizzy posts, but mexican women are my kryptonite. Mayte most definitely. When i’m at the taco truck on my lunch break, sometimes i get back late because i get stuck on a game show they’re playing on Telemundo. Ridiculous women south of the border.
Btw, FUCK ARIZONA.
LOL! Word, FUCK ARIZONA.
Why they wanna block the flow of Mexican women into the U.S.?
Mex women are your kryptonite, huh? Then I bet you love Ice-T’s ex Darlene. She’s one the baddest. And Salma Hayek? Don’t get me started.
The taco truck is the spot fa’sho. The chicks who work ‘em be hot too. I live deep in Bushwick, fam… it’s Lil’ Mexico ’round here. You in Cali, tho. So I ain’t tellin you shit LOL
DAMN IS IT LEGAL TO BROADCAST WEATHER IN THOSE OUTFITS….DAMN LOTION AND WEATHER ..WOW!!!..CHANCE OF RAIN…LOL
LMFAO @ LOTION & WEATHER!
I have a feelin’ you ain’t talkin bout suntan lotion…
…unless it was the only lubricant available as you watched these LOL
Chusma. Mujeres cursi las Mehicanas.
Mas lindas son las mujeres de Centro America y Sud America.