PACINO718 IS SLINGIN’ HOPE
Kelly Divine, one of the coolest porn starlets on Earth, has given new meaning to the phrase “fan appreciation.”
Each month Kelly has sex with one lucky fan and posts the footage at her website, KellyDivine.com. If you’ve seen her flicks then you know that Ms. Divine is a very nasty girl with no inhibitions.
She’s been Tweetin’ about her Fuck-A-Fan contest all week. To be considered, all you have to do is become a member of her site. Now’s your chance, Thirst Mob. You too can join the ranks of Rico Shades, Brian Pumper and other fortunate studs who have pounded Kelly’s big ol’ whooty.
Where the hell was this deal when I interviewed her? I don’t play Lotto but I’ll take a crack at this… I’ve got a condom and a dream.
Tia Ling is another sex-philanthropist who’s generous enough to fuck her fans. It’s always good when adult-film stars give back to the community. Posted below are seXXXy photos of what you could be lucky enough to win.
First, let’s meet the Fuck-A-Fan winner for the month of May…
Everyone, heeeeeeeeeeere’s “Johnny.”
Well, at least that’s what he calls himself at the moment. His wife and kids probably know him by another alias. Kelly gave him an honest but fair review at her blog:
“Meet ‘Johnny’, he’s the lucky fan of the month of May 2010! If you have yet to hear about this, ask somebody, LOL! He hung in there, just a super super serious guy! Very stiff, but in 2 ways I liked him…. and his cock! It was a great time I guess he was just really nervous Ummm I forget exactly where he’s from but he says it in my little interview, enjoy!”
Even though Johnny froze up like Han Solo, Kelly made the best of the situation. People donate money, food and clothing to charity… why not pussy? Kelly Divine is the Mother Theresa of porn.
You could be the next Johnny (or Johnette), my friend. If you’re having cold feet, factor these photos into your decision…
Need more convincing? Peep Kelly Divine’s rump-shakin’ home videos. Appreciate these gems before those fuckin’ prudes at YouTube snatch ‘em down. Just the other day, they gave me a warning about another one of my clips. Are they scared of ass or sumthin?
Now head over to Kelly Divine’s website and dare to dream.
Down with dope, up with hope.
Good luck, horn-dogs!
Links of interest:
KELLY DIVINE INTERVENTION
KELLY DIVINE WEBSITE
KELLY DIVINE TWITTER
RICO SHADES EXXXEXCUTIVE
TIA LING GOES HARD
CHOPPIN IT UP WITH SARA JAY