INSIDE THE MIND OF WESLEY PIPES

“Bitch ain’t got no table manners.”

Wesley Pipes is the funniest, most shit-talkin’est stud in porn.  When it comes to XXX-rated dirty talk, he’s got more ad-libs than Young Jeezy and Jim Jones combined.  Some chicks have told Wesley to shut up, mid-scene.

Sinnamon Love herself left a comment right here at The Spizzy (for my Rico Shades post) explaining how she spazzed out on Pipes while they were filming.  This is how it went down in Sinnamon’s own words…

I actually punched Wesley in the chest in Slippin’ into Darkness (Darkside Productions,) back in the day and told him that, “if you don’t shut the fuck up and fuck me, I’m going to fuck you up!” The worst thing about his ramblings is that he doesn’t really put any effort into backing up what he’s saying. He expects the girl to do all the work, and babbles at the mouth saying shit that is completely unnecessary. I don’t need some dude calling me a “nigga.” I’m a girl.. not a “nigga.” :-/ I also feel like, I’m a trained professional at this… I don’t need you to walk me through how to suck dick.. I definitely don’t need a tutorial on how to fuck. He just ANNOYS me… and I added him to my “No-List” after that one scene.

Ooooooo! Ether! I would love to interview Wesley for a counterpoint... if he ain’t locked up.

Well, I’ve got a consolation prize: A candid interview with Wesley Pipes on Going All Out TV and it’s a goldmine of comedy. He could be a talk show host or a hype-man ‘cuz Pipes is downright entertaining.  Fuck all these rappers makin’ YouTube videos; compared to Wesley they’re boring.  Not to mention that he has more street cred than most ‘em.

This video is backed with theme music from cinematic classic The Warriors and it’s exactly what you’d expect from a Wesley Pipes interview: Endless amounts of shit-talkin’ and rewind-worthy soundbites.  Video is the best format for this Q&A… merely writing his words down wouldn’t do him justice.

By the way, don’t the interviewer look like Tracy Morgan?

Previously posted:

FRANCESCA LE’: COOKIES & MILF

RICO SHADES: EXXXECUTIVE

TIA LING GOES HARD

CHOPPIN’ IT UP WITH SARA JAY

KELLY DIVINE INTERVENTION

BIG BOOTY BATTLE ROYALE: BEAUTY DIOR VS. OLIVIA O’LOVELY

THE BATTLE FOR WHITE SUPREMACY

BUNS & ROSES: LUSCIOUS LOPEZ VS. RICKI WHITE

MONICA SANTHIAGO: GLACIERS OF AZZ

JAZMINE CASHMERE: DOWN FOR THE CROWN

KYA TROPIC: PARADISE

TO THE VICTOR GO THE SPOILS

SURRENDER THE BOOTY: ASA AKIRA & RACHEL STARR

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