“Bitch ain’t got no table manners.”
Wesley Pipes is the funniest, most shit-talkin’est stud in porn. When it comes to XXX-rated dirty talk, he’s got more ad-libs than Young Jeezy and Jim Jones combined. Some chicks have told Wesley to shut up, mid-scene.
Sinnamon Love herself left a comment right here at The Spizzy (for my Rico Shades post) explaining how she spazzed out on Pipes while they were filming. This is how it went down in Sinnamon’s own words…
I actually punched Wesley in the chest in Slippin’ into Darkness (Darkside Productions,) back in the day and told him that, “if you don’t shut the fuck up and fuck me, I’m going to fuck you up!” The worst thing about his ramblings is that he doesn’t really put any effort into backing up what he’s saying. He expects the girl to do all the work, and babbles at the mouth saying shit that is completely unnecessary. I don’t need some dude calling me a “nigga.” I’m a girl.. not a “nigga.” :-/ I also feel like, I’m a trained professional at this… I don’t need you to walk me through how to suck dick.. I definitely don’t need a tutorial on how to fuck. He just ANNOYS me… and I added him to my “No-List” after that one scene.
Ooooooo! Ether! I would love to interview Wesley for a counterpoint... if he ain’t locked up.
Well, I’ve got a consolation prize: A candid interview with Wesley Pipes on Going All Out TV and it’s a goldmine of comedy. He could be a talk show host or a hype-man ‘cuz Pipes is downright entertaining. Fuck all these rappers makin’ YouTube videos; compared to Wesley they’re boring. Not to mention that he has more street cred than most ‘em.
This video is backed with theme music from cinematic classic The Warriors and it’s exactly what you’d expect from a Wesley Pipes interview: Endless amounts of shit-talkin’ and rewind-worthy soundbites. Video is the best format for this Q&A… merely writing his words down wouldn’t do him justice.
By the way, don’t the interviewer look like Tracy Morgan?
Previously posted:
BIG BOOTY BATTLE ROYALE: BEAUTY DIOR VS. OLIVIA O’LOVELY
THE BATTLE FOR WHITE SUPREMACY
BUNS & ROSES: LUSCIOUS LOPEZ VS. RICKI WHITE
MONICA SANTHIAGO: GLACIERS OF AZZ
That’s some real ish!!! Love it Dog!!! He talks some smack but you should talk smack!!! Maybe not everytime but at least the brother is consistent!!! LOL Thanks for a another entertaining moment at the SPizzY!!!!!
No doubt. Love him or hate him, Wesley is a funny muthafucka.
“A lotta muthafuckas think I’m on Viagra or sumthin. Only thing Viagra to me is marijuana & Remy Martin.”
LMAO! Gangsta.
Love this post man. Wesley is my favorite male adult star….no homo. He is just pure entertainment.
He’s a porno hypeman, he adds flavor to the movies. TV producers give all these cornballs reality shows… GIVE WESLEY PIPES HIS OWN REALITY TV SHOW!
pipes is fucking hilarious! first time I saw him I was like “this nigga for real?”. but a few flicks later and son is bonafied. love that dude … no porno
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LOL! Wesley’s the kinda dude I’d smoke a blunt & chop game wit… I would love to hear his pick-up lines when he meets chicks at the club. “I’m Wesley Pipes, bitch!”
He needs a soundbite compilation.
Mr. Pipes is cool doe. But on the real. That m.f. need to do less talk an more fuckin. The mouth is the root of all evil. Pep game.
Tru dat. The mouth is the root of all evil, cuz that’s where ppl put they money.
If ppl put they money where they mouth is, Wesley Pipes should be in Forbes 400 soon.
Funny shit. Can’t believe that Sinnamon Love interview. Nigga (oops, my bad), that’s Wesley!
LOL! Wesley’s the type who’d call his white friends “nigga.” Actually, Maino called Jenks “nigga” right before he cholked him up on-camera.
My first day back on the Spizzy. I haven’t read this yet, but I already know that I’m gonna like it! HAHA!
Long as I got my drink and my chronic, give me a pig in a wig. JUST PAY ME!
Nuff said
Rawsee!!! Welcome back, fam. Good to see ya’.
Yeah, “pig in a wig” puts Wesley up there with Confucius, Socrates & Sun Tzu. It’s a quote that future generations will study, ponder & applaud for its wisdom.
Woh, I’m a fan. Homeboy is funny as hell.
Refreshing to see a real nig, they are a dime a dozen these days. Nig gars be pussyfooting nowdays
Word. If only half these rappers gave interviews as entertaining & candid as Wesley Pipes. Nowadays, disses come with disclaimers & everybody coppin pleas after they say sumthin. What happened to niggaz just stickin by their word, like “Fuck it?”
Wesley don’t be pussyfootin’, he be pussydickin’.
i hate this ugly fucking nigga. if it wasnt for porn he wouldnt be getting any sex what so ever. I wish they would ban his dumb stupid nigga ass or better yet he gets locked up for 20 years in prison with the booty brothers
Wesley is the fuckin’ truth on set, and street credibility, holding shit down in Porn…..He is a entertainer, not some boring ass dude who makes typical videos…..