WORDS BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO
PHOTOS BY SUNDIATA ACREE a.k.a. THA SNYPER & BLACK PACINO
VIDEOGRAPHY BY E-PILLS
VIDEO EDITING BY BLACK PACINO
MUSIC BY CHRIS CLARKE FOR CLARKEWORK INC.
For a seasoned horn-dog like me, a trip to EXXXOTICA is like a Muslim’s pilgrimage to Mecca. A crowd of thirsty barbarians and thrill-seekers converged at the Expo Center in New Jersey for the annual 3-day porn convention, which also makes stops in L.A. and Miami. As of last weekend, I am an EXXXOTICA virgin no more. Finally, being a journalist paid off.
At first, I was gonna prepare some long-winded, Tarantino-esque dialogue for this review. Then I came to my senses and realized you horny muthafuckaz don’t give a shit what I have to say… all you care about are the pornstars, sexy hostesses and tricked-out cars at EXXXOTICA. If you didn’t make it to the Expo this year, live vicariously through the colorful photos in the adult section below.
Plus we’ve got a BONUS VIDEO featuring Sara Jay, Kelly Divine, Nyomi Banxxx, Jessica Bangkok, Phoenix Marie, Pinky and a bunch of others. That’s like sprinkling coke on top of weed. Not to mention an additional video interview with DJ Kayslay, who also attended the event. Even if you did go to EXXXOTICA, see the festivities through the eyes of The Spizzy Familia: Snake, E-Pills, Tha Snyper, Big Coney and of course, yours truly. I’ma interrupt here and there to make a few key points. Other than that, this is pure adrenaline…
Cutie Trivia: The hottie in the above photo, with her seductive lollipop and red bra/butterfly thong combo, is named LINA MARGARITA. Get to know her better at her Official Website and Facebook Fan Page.
Okay… back to our program, already in progress…
Those hot-ass chicks weren’t even pornstars, they were just hostesses. Not to mention that a surprising amount of civilian women attended EXXXOTICA this year. But ya’all came here to see pornstars, right? Hang tight, the Spizzy’s got you covered.
First, a bit of product placement…
We were drawn to the booth for a unique candy company named Screwie Louie. They make Kush Pops… official hemp-flavored lollipops. They’re addictively sweet and taste just like marijuana. They’re also 100% legal.
Kush Pops come in a variety of flavors, including OG Kush, Cherry Kush, Lemon Kush and Rasta Kush. No, they don’t get you high but they’re tasty. And if you’re already blunted (like me and Snizake were) this candy will keep you marinated.
They also sell E-Z Splitz cigar-splitters, cool T-shirts and portable, airtight safes for trees (rapper’s weed-carriers, take note). Check them out at ScrewyLouie.com.
Another nifty product that caught my eye was Fleshdrive… a flashdrive full of porno flicks. Each lil’ drive contains over 20 adult movies, compatibale with PC, Mac, XBox 36o and Playstation 3.
Chronic pervs who risk unemployment to watch porn on the job can peep the Fleshdrive anywhere without leaving a trace… unless they get sloppy and leave DNA evidence, na’mean? Check them out at FleshDrive.com.
Of course, what would EXXXOTICA be without various toys and sexual chocolate? All kinds of carnal treats were on sale. But again, that ain’t why you’re here… you wanna see pornstars.
So let’s set it off right with the stunning NYOMI BANXXX.
Nyomi has been officially crowned the top black female pornstar in the game and with good reason: Not only is she fine enough to model for magazines like Kandigirlz, she also does everything under the sexual sun. Check her out at NyomiBanxxx.com & Twitter.com/NyomiBanxxx.
I ran into bootylicious SARA JAY, who has been featured at The Spizzy several times. She was cool enough to display her famous ass. Then she showed us the new flicks she directed, like Sara Jay Likes It Black. Very uplifting. We got flicks of Sara on both Friday and Saturday, rockin’ different sexy outfits. Both fit her like a glove…
The table for Dipsexxx, the porno branch of Harlem’s Dioplomat’s rap crew, was off-the-heezy. A bunch of black female pornstars, both familiar and brand new, had EXXXOTICA patrons circling them like sharks in a feedy frenzy.
The most notable of the group was freaky redhead CHYANNE JACOBS [Twitter.com/ChyanneJacobsX], who proudly shouted to an excited fan, “I take it up my ass for you, baby!” Talk about fan appreciation. Anyone who has seen Chyanne’s flicks knows she gets plain filthy.
The other megastar in the Dipsexxx area was ROXY REYNOLDS, whom you can follow at Twitter.com/RoxyReynolds. My God, would you look at the size of Roxy’s monster ass? It’s natural wonder of the world. Her booty looked so yummy that Chyanne Jacobs had to have a taste… literally.
I also crossed paths with one of the nastiest, most depraved women in porn: PHOENIX MARIE [Twitter.com/PMarizzle], the self-proclaimed “Anal Queen.” Phoenix was very nice and was just as energetic in-person as she is in her movies. Her ass is nuthin’ to sneeze at…
I was also privileged to chop it up with smokin’ hot Asian porn starlet JESSICA BANGKOK. Even her last name turns me on. I’d follow her to the ends of the Earth, so of course I follow her at Twitter.com/Jessica_Bangkok.
TAYLOR STEVENS is a bubbly blond who once upon a time weighed about 300 pounds. She lost the weight but her titties remain massive. Taylor is amicable, charismatic and hugging her was an utter (or should I say udder) joy. I think E-Pills has a thing for her. Ms. Stevens runs her own business and has her own line of DVDs. Follow her at Twitter.com/TayStevens and check her out at Taystevens.com for a titillating experience.
It was great to chop it up with the man, the myth, the legend: LEXINGTON STEELE. A white, middle-aged couple approached Lex. The wife stared up at Lex lovingly while her husband explained what a huge fan she was. The husband probably would’ve let Lex fuck her right there on the display table.
I asked Lex which porn chick laid it down on him the hardest and he replied, “Nyomi Banxxx. She’s the best black actress in the business because she does everything. And she’s very professional and nice.” Indeed, she was very cool when we met… I just wish I could “meat” her the way Lexington Steele does.
‘Nuff respect to Lex for not only dicking-down the hottest women on Earth but for also being a good businessman. His company, Mercanary Pictures, puts out some of the best series in the biz like Manhammer, Ironhead and Super Whores. Check out MercanaryPicturesVideo.com and follow Lexington Steele at Twitter.com/RealLexSteele.
And of course I hooked up with none other than KELLY DIVINE, who is a fan-favorite at The Spizzy. A while ago, I interviewed her and also discussed her Fuck A Fan contest. So it was only right that Miss Divine flaunted the culo that made her a star…
The main stage was also poppin’ at EXXXOTICA. There were all kinds of panels, contests and exhibitions happening at any given time.
STRAIGHT STUNTIN MAGAZINE was in the house! DJ KAYSLAY The Drama King had a booth at EXXXOTICA for his dope magazine and he judged two chicks in a booty-shakin’ contest. Kayslay knows a thing or two about booty.
After he left the stage, I caught a brief interview with The Drama King. In the lil’ video below, Kayslay tells me what he looks for in a Straight Stuntin model, as well as the difference between working with models and rappers…
That’s my EXXXOTICA experience in a nutshell but I’ve got an extra treat for you: A BONUS VIDEO from the Expo, starring the aforementioned ladies and more. With this 8-minute movie you can soak up the experience like LSD… before the Puritan pricks at YouTube gives it the hook.
I’ve got one more post from EXXXOTICA NJ 2010 coming, featuring the hot cars on display for the XOTIC Auto Show, which featured some outstanding custom vehicles. It’s a post worthy unto itself, so that’s the final part of The Spizzy’s EXXXOTICA trilogy. ‘Til then, here’s a sample…
Glad you rolled through here to share the EXXXOTICA experience with me. Shit, I may follow this Expo around the country like the Grateful Dead ‘cuz I had a great time. I’m already looking forward to the next one. Keep up with the schedule and other details at EXXXOTICAEXPO.COM.
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