WORDS BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO
PHOTOS BY SUNDIATA ACREE a.k.a. THA SNYPER & BLACK PACINO
VIDEOGRAPHY BY E-PILLS
VIDEO EDITING BY BLACK PACINO
MUSIC BY CHRIS CLARKE FOR CLARKEWORK INC.
For a seasoned horn-dog like me, a trip to EXXXOTICA is like a Muslim’s pilgrimage to Mecca. A crowd of thirsty barbarians and thrill-seekers converged at the Expo Center in New Jersey for the annual 3-day porn convention, which also makes stops in L.A. and Miami. As of last weekend, I am an EXXXOTICA virgin no more. Finally, being a journalist paid off.
At first, I was gonna prepare some long-winded, Tarantino-esque dialogue for this review. Then I came to my senses and realized you horny muthafuckaz don’t give a shit what I have to say… all you care about are the pornstars, sexy hostesses and tricked-out cars at EXXXOTICA. If you didn’t make it to the Expo this year, live vicariously through the colorful photos in the adult section below.
Plus we’ve got a BONUS VIDEO featuring Sara Jay, Kelly Divine, Nyomi Banxxx, Jessica Bangkok, Phoenix Marie, Pinky and a bunch of others. That’s like sprinkling coke on top of weed. Not to mention an additional video interview with DJ Kayslay, who also attended the event. Even if you did go to EXXXOTICA, see the festivities through the eyes of The Spizzy Familia: Snake, E-Pills, Tha Snyper, Big Coney and of course, yours truly. I’ma interrupt here and there to make a few key points. Other than that, this is pure adrenaline…
Cutie Trivia: The hottie in the above photo, with her seductive lollipop and red bra/butterfly thong combo, is named LINA MARGARITA. Get to know her better at her Official Website and Facebook Fan Page.
Okay… back to our program, already in progress…
Those hot-ass chicks weren’t even pornstars, they were just hostesses. Not to mention that a surprising amount of civilian women attended EXXXOTICA this year. But ya’all came here to see pornstars, right? Hang tight, the Spizzy’s got you covered.
First, a bit of product placement…
We were drawn to the booth for a unique candy company named Screwie Louie. They make Kush Pops… official hemp-flavored lollipops. They’re addictively sweet and taste just like marijuana. They’re also 100% legal.
Kush Pops come in a variety of flavors, including OG Kush, Cherry Kush, Lemon Kush and Rasta Kush. No, they don’t get you high but they’re tasty. And if you’re already blunted (like me and Snizake were) this candy will keep you marinated.
They also sell E-Z Splitz cigar-splitters, cool T-shirts and portable, airtight safes for trees (rapper’s weed-carriers, take note). Check them out at ScrewyLouie.com.
Another nifty product that caught my eye was Fleshdrive… a flashdrive full of porno flicks. Each lil’ drive contains over 20 adult movies, compatibale with PC, Mac, XBox 36o and Playstation 3.
Chronic pervs who risk unemployment to watch porn on the job can peep the Fleshdrive anywhere without leaving a trace… unless they get sloppy and leave DNA evidence, na’mean? Check them out at FleshDrive.com.
Of course, what would EXXXOTICA be without various toys and sexual chocolate? All kinds of carnal treats were on sale. But again, that ain’t why you’re here… you wanna see pornstars.
So let’s set it off right with the stunning NYOMI BANXXX.
Nyomi has been officially crowned the top black female pornstar in the game and with good reason: Not only is she fine enough to model for magazines like Kandigirlz, she also does everything under the sexual sun. Check her out at NyomiBanxxx.com & Twitter.com/NyomiBanxxx.
I ran into bootylicious SARA JAY, who has been featured at The Spizzy several times. She was cool enough to display her famous ass. Then she showed us the new flicks she directed, like Sara Jay Likes It Black. Very uplifting. We got flicks of Sara on both Friday and Saturday, rockin’ different sexy outfits. Both fit her like a glove…
Catch Sara Jay at SaraJay.com and follow at Twitter.com/SaraJayXXX.
The table for Dipsexxx, the porno branch of Harlem’s Dioplomat’s rap crew, was off-the-heezy. A bunch of black female pornstars, both familiar and brand new, had EXXXOTICA patrons circling them like sharks in a feedy frenzy.
The most notable of the group was freaky redhead CHYANNE JACOBS [Twitter.com/ChyanneJacobsX], who proudly shouted to an excited fan, “I take it up my ass for you, baby!” Talk about fan appreciation. Anyone who has seen Chyanne’s flicks knows she gets plain filthy.
The other megastar in the Dipsexxx area was ROXY REYNOLDS, whom you can follow at Twitter.com/RoxyReynolds. My God, would you look at the size of Roxy’s monster ass? It’s natural wonder of the world. Her booty looked so yummy that Chyanne Jacobs had to have a taste… literally.
I also crossed paths with one of the nastiest, most depraved women in porn: PHOENIX MARIE [Twitter.com/PMarizzle], the self-proclaimed “Anal Queen.” Phoenix was very nice and was just as energetic in-person as she is in her movies. Her ass is nuthin’ to sneeze at…
I was also privileged to chop it up with smokin’ hot Asian porn starlet JESSICA BANGKOK. Even her last name turns me on. I’d follow her to the ends of the Earth, so of course I follow her at Twitter.com/Jessica_Bangkok.
TAYLOR STEVENS is a bubbly blond who once upon a time weighed about 300 pounds. She lost the weight but her titties remain massive. Taylor is amicable, charismatic and hugging her was an utter (or should I say udder) joy. I think E-Pills has a thing for her. Ms. Stevens runs her own business and has her own line of DVDs. Follow her at Twitter.com/TayStevens and check her out at Taystevens.com for a titillating experience.
It was great to chop it up with the man, the myth, the legend: LEXINGTON STEELE. A white, middle-aged couple approached Lex. The wife stared up at Lex lovingly while her husband explained what a huge fan she was. The husband probably would’ve let Lex fuck her right there on the display table.
I asked Lex which porn chick laid it down on him the hardest and he replied, “Nyomi Banxxx. She’s the best black actress in the business because she does everything. And she’s very professional and nice.” Indeed, she was very cool when we met… I just wish I could “meat” her the way Lexington Steele does.
‘Nuff respect to Lex for not only dicking-down the hottest women on Earth but for also being a good businessman. His company, Mercanary Pictures, puts out some of the best series in the biz like Manhammer, Ironhead and Super Whores. Check out MercanaryPicturesVideo.com and follow Lexington Steele at Twitter.com/RealLexSteele.
And of course I hooked up with none other than KELLY DIVINE, who is a fan-favorite at The Spizzy. A while ago, I interviewed her and also discussed her Fuck A Fan contest. So it was only right that Miss Divine flaunted the culo that made her a star…
The main stage was also poppin’ at EXXXOTICA. There were all kinds of panels, contests and exhibitions happening at any given time.
STRAIGHT STUNTIN MAGAZINE was in the house! DJ KAYSLAY The Drama King had a booth at EXXXOTICA for his dope magazine and he judged two chicks in a booty-shakin’ contest. Kayslay knows a thing or two about booty.
After he left the stage, I caught a brief interview with The Drama King. In the lil’ video below, Kayslay tells me what he looks for in a Straight Stuntin model, as well as the difference between working with models and rappers…
That’s my EXXXOTICA experience in a nutshell but I’ve got an extra treat for you: A BONUS VIDEO from the Expo, starring the aforementioned ladies and more. With this 8-minute movie you can soak up the experience like LSD… before the Puritan pricks at YouTube gives it the hook.
I’ve got one more post from EXXXOTICA NJ 2010 coming, featuring the hot cars on display for the XOTIC Auto Show, which featured some outstanding custom vehicles. It’s a post worthy unto itself, so that’s the final part of The Spizzy’s EXXXOTICA trilogy. ‘Til then, here’s a sample…
Glad you rolled through here to share the EXXXOTICA experience with me. Shit, I may follow this Expo around the country like the Grateful Dead ‘cuz I had a great time. I’m already looking forward to the next one. Keep up with the schedule and other details at EXXXOTICAEXPO.COM.
Links of interest:
INSIDE THE MIND OF WESLEY PIPES
BIG BOOTY BATTLE ROYALE: BEAUTY DIOR VS. OLIVIA O’LOVELY
THE BATTLE FOR WHITE SUPREMACY
BUNS & ROSES: LUSCIOUS LOPEZ VS. RICKI WHITE
MONICA SANTHIAGO: GLACIERS OF AZZ
JAZMINE CASHMERE: DOWN FOR THE CROWN
SURRENDER THE BOOTY: ASA AKIRA & RACHEL STARR
ISSII: SEXY THICK ASIAN STEALS THE SHOW AT EXXXOTICA
DAMN BLACK! THATS ALL I CAN SAY LOL
LOL! It’s all good.
LAW #4 in 48 LAWS OF POWER:
“Always say less than necessary.”
CHYANNE JACOBS is one of two black porn starlets I am a fan of (the other being Aurora Jolie…well I she is mixed and that only helps). She is just sexy, plain and simple. And you and all those fine ass asian women you lucky bum. Good job man.
EVERYBODY loves Chyanne Jacobs. My cousin Snizake said the same shit today. He was at EXXXOTICA for Day 1, not Day 2 when she was there. Nigga was heated: “DAMN!!! WHY YOU AIN’T TELL ME CHYANNE JACOBS WAS THERE? THAT’S MY BITCH!!!” LMFAO! She stirs up emotion in folks.
Glad you dug the post, fam. Asian women & Snow bunnies were in full-effect out there, so this should be your thirst-quencher.
Great fuckin post and pics, Kilo. Job well done.
Thanks, Al. Coming from a seasoned EXXXOTICA veteran like yourself, that means a lot. Your interviews are always the best & Spic’n Spanish covers EXXOTICA like no other.
http://spizzyblog.com/2009/10/08/big-al-goes-to-exxxotica/
http://spizzyblog.com/2010/06/04/big-al-does-exxxotica-the-sequel
Great seeing you & the SNS Crew at the Expo. ‘Nuff respect.
Excellent job fam!!!!
Right back at ya’, Sun.
My man Black!
What the fuck? When the fuck? How the fuck?
Yo my sista in the pum pum shorts was looking right. And that birthmark? SMH! And shout to that nigga Lex Steel rocking the pinstipe pleateds and with the gataz. You would think he was a procurer.
“What the fuck? When the fuck? How the fuck?”
LMAO!! I got swept up in a tornado & awoke in a strange, magical land. I eased on down the pink brick road (the color of pussy) to EXXXOTICA. Once I saw all them hot bitches prancin’ around half-nekkid, I knew I wasn’t in Kansas anymore. Unfortunately, I had to click my Pro Keds together 3 times & woke up back home
Lex Steele is the ultimate pimp, hands-down. And he’s a real cool brother, very humble… except when he tearin them broads up.
DAMN DAMN DAMN…!!!!NUFF SAID
Florida Evans shares your sentiments…
Did you see your photo among the bunch, cuzzo? Lookin like a straight mack lol
Nyomi Banxxx and Roxy Reynolds… Sexy, Natural, and Thick, love it =]
Word, they’re both awesome.
I remember ’bout 2 years ago I was in front of the W Hotel, right after my interview with Capone-N-Noreaga. An SUV pulled up & a chick got out with the phattest ass you ever wanna see. Her jeans couldn’t contain it, I could see the crack of her phat ol’ ass spilling outta the denim. Turns out, it was Roxy Reynolds.
I knew then her booty was no joke & after seeing it a 2nd time, practically naked, I’m a firm (no pun intended) believer in the power of Roxy’s azz.
Whatever she wearing looks like her ass is hangin in a hammock. Haha either way looks gooood =]
Never No Disrespect to the ladie’z. But your sexy too. You need to be right along with the ladie’z here. I’ll betcha holdin in the rear too. Love the mommi’z too.
(Respect alaway’z) Ms. Avargas.
Your new friend. (Dee).
“Whatever she wearing looks like her ass is hangin in a hammock.”
LMFAO!!!! Word! That’s a hammock I’d like to lay in for a while, with a blunt & a glass of lemonade.
Well I appreciate the compliment, but I’d rather observe. =]
And shit I’d be jumping in the hammock too =]
Your welcome foe the compilment. Alway’z. (MS. A. VARGAS). We otta hammock hang sometime. (lol).U Feel.
(Respect Alway’z). Ms. A. Vargas.
Your New Friend. (Dee).
Son Son Son!!! You my motherfucking Hero Son!!! LOL!!! Great job!!! The highlight was Sara Jay of course!!! Sara I wub you mama!!! That booty is just what!!! It’s fanfuckingtabulous!!! Yeah yeah Yeah!!!
BRRRRROOOOOOOKKKKLLLYYYNNNN
Holla!
Chf1
LMAO!!!!! You’re a certified Saraholic, Chf. Today, I’m your pusher LOL
BEEKAYALLDAY, NIGGUH!
im feelin like a green eyed monster right about now
Ain’t Erick Sermon the Green Eyed Monster?
No, waitaminute… he’s the Green Eyed BANDIT.
I got my E’s confused. DOH! [>_<]
lmao
Damn Sundi got some hot pics. Good write up.
Thanks. For you, it’s deja vu… like TI goin’ to jail.
Chyanne Jacobs is a monsta!!!!!
I like them damn Hostesses as well
Good job you lucky Bastid
lol
LOL
Chyanne Jacobs is gets a lot of love, I see. Hmmmm… maybe she needs a spotlight of her very own… the wheels are turning.
Glad you dug the post, Biggg Homie.
lawddddddddd i woulda been all over roxy
My, that would be a pretty sight. A double-dose of thicknezz
All I can say is. (All different mommi’z melt in your mouth. ‘NOT” in your hand’s).hoooooo weeeeeee. (It’z World Wide). Like Lay’z Chip’z : (“I’ll betcha’ she can’t just suck one). (lol).
(One Love & Respect). Alway’z.
(B.P. & THE SPIZZY FAMILY).
Your Dogg. (Dee)
LOL There was actually a dick-suckin’ contest that day. Damn, I woulda loved to help the girls out… they could’ve use my dick as a prop.
My man Big Al from Spic’n Spanish got flicks of that:
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=141945&id=108561215094#!/photo.php?fbid=110852765647459&set=a.110849885647747.14037.100001682089848
I wish I was there too G. (B.P.). It woulda been Hip’z, Chic’z, an a whole lotta “DICK”Z”. (lol). Ya heard me. It woulda been “VAVAING” all over the place. No Dout. No Dout. I got something for your mouth.
(One Love & Respect). Alway’z.
Your Dogg. (Dee).
For those Sarah Jay pics alone? GOD status
Sara Jay pics bring Five Percenter Status, eh?
Peace to The Gods.
*SALUTE*
Right back at ya’, Admiral Pinnock.
*SALUTE*
Good job man, great read. Question though, what does Kelly Divine’s tatt on her lower back say?
“Property of Black Pacino.”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… that was good
lol
Hate to be the fashion dude but you got to love PHOENIX MARIE killing those Rock and Republics. LOL I am just saying though….
LMAO!!!!! Well, fashion is your bread & butter so it’s all bueno.
But PHAT ASS is my bread & butter, so that’s all I saw. I don’t even know what the fuck Rock & Republics are lol. I’m assuming they’re jeans… the ones that barely stay on her PHAT ASS. The only article of clothing I focused on was the pink thong wedged between her PHAT ASS.
*Sigh* My mind is in the gutter… where it belongs lol
Keep that shit “Gutter”. (B.P.). That’z real “Spit”. Now I know what the (G.). stand’z foe. Let’z all jump in the hammock in (BONE). (lol). Uheard. ” IT’Z NUTTIN BUTT’Z & ASSES PARTY”. Feel it.
(One Love & Respect). Alway’z.
(B.P.) & (THE SPIZZY FAMILY).
Your Dogg. (Dee).
Bounce Phoenix, Bounce! From one PAWG to the next, lovin it! Ah i seen Sophie in the vid, why no pics Black?! help me out my guy! Fuck what anybody say, Kelly Devine is Badd! Nice shit Black!
We got pics of Sophie but she just sat behind the table, hawking her products. Sure, she’s got a nice rack but that’s boring.
Jessika Bangkok, who sat right beside her, got up & not only granted me an interview, she did a sexy lil’ dance. Thus, she gets airplay here.
Absolutely, Kelly Divine is badd & you can vote her MISS FREEONES 2010:
http://www.missfreeones.com/bio.html&contestant=193
Glad you dug the post, Moula. Now it’s PAWG-approved LOL
Hope you got more pics of Roxy Reynolds in your hard drive, yes surr!!
LOL! Yeah, but they were a lil’ blurry. Maybe her ass was so phat, my cameraman started shakin’.
I’ve got pics in my metal hard drive, though… savin ‘em for a lonely night.
WHO IS THIS CHICK IN TINY BIKINI!? http://spizzyblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/exxxotica-spizzy104.jpg
I hope my baby’z new momma. (lol). Uheard. Cause the “Old One” is out dated.
LOL @ Dee
I don’t know, Hanzo. She was at the Jada Cheng table with a crew of off-the-heezy Asian chicks. They was rollin’ deep.
Goodlook Black, my bad it took forever to get back. One