Happy New Year, Thirst Mob.
Once upon a time, I hated Twitter. Didn’t think it actually served a purpose. But I like Twitter more than Facebook now that I understand its true calling: #modelmonday, #tittytuesday, #asswednesday and #thongthursday. On these four magical days, half-nekkid models post sexy and candid photos to make Twitter a better place.
Jenna Shea has some of the most gorgeous Twitpics ever. It’s not a stretch to say that @iamjennashea is the hottest chick on Twitter right now and one of the baddest models in the game, period. Her ass ain’t phat for a white girl, it’s phat for ANY girl. Her face is unbelievably beautiful and her body is flawless like a five-carat white diamond. She has the figure of a Frank Frazetta painting come to life.
For a long time Coco has been Queen PAWG but Jenna Shae is a serious threat to her crown. Just when it seemed like Amazin Amie was next in line, Jenna thrusts her booty into contention. For years, Coco has been the starting power forward of my Fantasy Wife Team but *sigh* I may have to bench her for Jenna. A strong statement, indeed. But there’s a valid reason.
Below the jump I’ve posted some of Jenna’s hottest Twitpics. No Photoshop. No camera tricks. Just 100% raw uncut snow. And if that ain’t enuff, there are scorching-hot videos as well. See for yourself why I think Jenna Shea is Top 5 Dead or Alive.
Here’s the part where shit gets totally ridiculous.
THE VIDEO FOOTAGE [O_O] !!!!
It should be obvious what your next move should be, if you haven’t done so already…