“It’s hard not to kill niggas/It’s like a full-time job not to kill niggas”-Jay Z, Streets is Watching
There ain’t a day that goes by where I don’t wanna slap somebody. No matter how much I humble myself, some fool takes my kindness for weakness and drags me back into the gutter. Not long ago when my right wrist was sprained, I gave an I.O.U. to anyone who deserved a slap, so they could cash in on it later.
This past week was particularly hard ‘cuz I had two teeth pulled, so the dentist relegated me to Vicodin & antibiotics. No weed or alcohol ’til the incisions healed… but I use medical marijuana to control my stress, damn it! Don’t get me wrong, Vicodin is aight. I see why Brett Farve and Rush Limbaugh got hooked on that shit; I popped ‘em like M&M’s. But even if you grind up Vicodin pills and roll the powder in a Dutch, it’s a far cry from OG Kush.
Unfortunately, idiots and haters never take a break, whether we’re on injured reserve or not. No doubt somebody was gettin’ slapped… forehand or backhand was only the question. They say music calms the savage beast but not when you listen to MOP, Sheek Louch and Maino all day. Them niggas just add fuel to the fire.
What could calm me down and save me from the inevitable lawyer fees?
Meet my friend Dennaye from Tampa, Florida. She sent me these photos yesterday and man, how could I be mad after that? Her bright smile is disarming, her dreamy eyes are spellbinding and she rocked a Spizzy tee! After being bombarded with hate for weeks on end, it’s refreshing to feel some luv.
Suddenly, I ain’t feel violent no more. I felt all warm & fuzzy inside. The muscles in my face awoke and remembered how to form a smile. Instead of snuffin’ the crack fiend who hounded me for change, I hugged him and gave him a dollar. Smoke yourself into a coma, buddy… today’s a good day.
Thanks to Dennaye, I am now sedate and everything is Zen. It’s amazing what a few lil’ pictures can do. Follow Dennaye at TWITTER.COM/DING_FRIESRDONE if you want to smile too. She’s sharp, witty and hard not to like. I’ve seen her other photos and the sky is the limit for Dennaye in this modeling game. Hopefully, we’ll have her professional photo sets right here at The Spizzy (crosses fingers).
‘Til then, these pics are my therapy.