WORDS BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO
Welcome to The Spizzy’s 300th post. Yesterday was our 2nd Anniversary, so let’s set this shit off right.
What Amsterdam is to weed, Brazil is to booty. When it comes to bikini babes with phat, tan-lined asses, South America’s biggest country is also home to its biggest buns. Just wear two condoms when it’s time to score.
There are standouts among the fine pieces of ass in this Portuguese-speaking country, many of which can be found in Brazilian porn flicks. One such babe is dark-skinned sexpot Joyce Oliveira. Stumbling upon her at the adult film store was a happy accident.
Ah, I remember the DVD cover like it was yesterday…
Big Wet Brazilian Asses 5 by Elegant Angel Productions… that’s where I first laid eyes on Joyce’s glistening, caramel-glazed buns. Her booty jumped out at me like a pop-up book to eclipse all the other fine cinema on the shelf.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses is the great series that put me on to Mayara Shelson, Monica Santhiago, Babalu and other big-cheek freaks. This looked to be another classic so I copped the DVD with the quickness.
Man, I was not disappointed.
Ms. Oliveira really put on a show in BWBA5, edging out the awesome scene which followed: Another scorching-hot performance by the ever-reliable Darlene Amaro. To literally go blow-for-blow, cheek-to-cheek with Darlene is commendable for any Brazilian porn starlet. Not only did Joyce look good, she also knew how to fuck. She opened the scene giving a wet, sloppy blowjob and no orifice went untouched from there. After that video it was official: Joyce Oliveira had gained a new fan.
But let’s face it, you ain’t here for my commentary. You’re here to see pics of Joyce Oliveira and I don’t blame you one bit. So look over your shoulder, make sure wifey ain’t around and take a wild ride on Brazilian Booty Express.
Thirst Mob, can I get a collective “DAMN?”
That was outrageous but this wouldn’t be The Spizzy if things ain’t get downright retarded. So before you regain your sanity from the photo assault, here’s a BONUS VIDEO.
To quote Keisha in New Jack City: “Rock-a-bye, baby!”
Previously posted:
Bleated congrats on your 2nd year anniversary and your 300th post
Gadzucks!!! she is built right and she fucks hard!
Thanks for the congrats, homie. I appreciate that.
Yeah, Joyce goes in. Her filmography ain’t crazy deep but she always performs well. Her videos at Brazzers is good, they seem to bring out the best in everybody.
Perfect body. I def need to see this one in action!
Sniff her out, horndog!
You can start here: http://www.xvideos.com/?k=joyce+oliveira
A perfect body & booty with a nice face which is a rarity! Congrats on the 2 year & 300! I need visit Brazil & Canada ASAP too!
Canada’s got good weed from what I hear.
Yeah, Joyce has a great body, hot ass, pretty grill AND on top of all that, she’s a good performer. ‘Cuz there’s a lot of porn chicks who look awesome & make great models… but when you see ‘em in action they’re boring. Word to Kim Kardashian & Cubana Lust (stick to your day jobs, ladies).
Thanx for the congrats, fam. Respect.
Damn..damn…and Gawddamn
(Congrats on the 2nd Anniversary)
Ha ha! Aight! Joyce got a nigga speechless!
Good lookin out, homie. You been rollin thru from the jump & I always appreciate your visits. ‘Nuff respect to you.
happy birthday…. give my cakes to big al
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I think Al would appreciate that. He’s probably putting on his bib & party hat as we speak.
Thanks for the B-Day luv, Ruby! You’re the absolute best *MUAH!!!*
(Is that how you spell *Muah?” LOL)
congrats and most def a big salute!!!!
u always come with the post homie shouts on all u done! whats good with a babalu posting in the future? can’t really find her works on the net I always get linked to some scragglier
Thanks for the congrats, homie. I’m glad you enjoy the posts.
I agree, it may be time for a Babalu spotlight. I’m a fan fa’sho. I’ma talk to some of my folk in the flesh trade & see if somebody can gather some really good pics.
*Salute right back atcha!*
the video has been deleted. fuckin youtube cocksuckers
Nah, there’s another video up. DailyMotion aren’t as prudish as YouTube. I’ma start uploading to them more now.
what exactly is kim kardashian’s day job lol?
Fuckin famous niggas who can keep her in the spotlight lol. But judging from the sex tape she made with Ray J, she doesn’t even do that very well.
Ray J credits himself with Kim’s success & says he “created her.” I gotta admit, I agree with him:
http://theurbandaily.com/gossip-news/shamika-sanders/ray-j-i-dont-hang-with-stars-i-create-them-kim-was-created/
that’s some ass right there ,make a brother wanna get on the next thing flying that that way.gotta definitely take a trip there for vacation ,yo k call the fellas’ROAD TRIP”- YA FEEL ME?
Word! Sounds like a buddy-comedy flick. I’m sure it’ll be packed with wild & crazy hijinks,
If it wasn’t for the amount of people with AIDS out there, I would go on a Brazil Banging Fest.
She’s a cutie, gotta find that video.
You could always wear 2 condoms… over a full latex bodysuit.
Or live vicariously thru the stud who bangs her out in that flick. He risked his life so you wouldn’t have to. What a noble man.
Road trip? I am with it as long as it doesn’t go like the Hangover and I socked in the face by Mike Tyson. All things considered happy anniversary pimpin Pacino
How’d your comment slip under the radar, JCam?!
Thanks for the Anniversary shout, homie. Nah, a Brazilian road trip might be crazy. I’d rather it be like The Hangover, instead of City of God.
I love you joyce (-:
olevia u are smokeing hot.
You know friends the day I saw this photo , I have simply forgotten good sex. For the last 4 days I have been doing only anal sex with sweet girl friend. She is very wild and aggressive at the time of anal pleasure. Yes Nice BUTTS.