Welcome to The Spizzy’s 300th post. Yesterday was our 2nd Anniversary, so let’s set this shit off right.
What Amsterdam is to weed, Brazil is to booty. When it comes to bikini babes with phat, tan-lined asses, South America’s biggest country is also home to its biggest buns. Just wear two condoms when it’s time to score.
There are standouts among the fine pieces of ass in this Portuguese-speaking country, many of which can be found in Brazilian porn flicks. One such babe is dark-skinned sexpot Joyce Oliveira. Stumbling upon her at the adult film store was a happy accident.
Ah, I remember the DVD cover like it was yesterday…
Big Wet Brazilian Asses 5 by Elegant Angel Productions… that’s where I first laid eyes on Joyce’s glistening, caramel-glazed buns. Her booty jumped out at me like a pop-up book to eclipse all the other fine cinema on the shelf.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses is the great series that put me on to Mayara Shelson, Monica Santhiago, Babalu and other big-cheek freaks. This looked to be another classic so I copped the DVD with the quickness.
Man, I was not disappointed.
Ms. Oliveira really put on a show in BWBA5, edging out the awesome scene which followed: Another scorching-hot performance by the ever-reliable Darlene Amaro. To literally go blow-for-blow, cheek-to-cheek with Darlene is commendable for any Brazilian porn starlet. Not only did Joyce look good, she also knew how to fuck. She opened the scene giving a wet, sloppy blowjob and no orifice went untouched from there. After that video it was official: Joyce Oliveira had gained a new fan.
But let’s face it, you ain’t here for my commentary. You’re here to see pics of Joyce Oliveira and I don’t blame you one bit. So look over your shoulder, make sure wifey ain’t around and take a wild ride on Brazilian Booty Express.
Thirst Mob, can I get a collective “DAMN?”
That was outrageous but this wouldn’t be The Spizzy if things ain’t get downright retarded. So before you regain your sanity from the photo assault, here’s a BONUS VIDEO.
To quote Keisha in New Jack City: “Rock-a-bye, baby!”