WORDS BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO
If there were a Billboard Magazine for sex toys, Fleshlight would top the charts at quadruple-platinum. The unique pleasuring device for men, equipped with true-to-life molds of female genitalia, has officially sold over 4 million worldwide. Jenna Haze, Tori Black, Tera Patrick, Teagan Presley, Misty Stone and Katsuni (pictured above) are just a few of the porn superstars who have lent their famous vaginas to the Fleshlight empire.
Steve Shubin, the mastermind who created and founded Fleshlight in 1995, is a marketing genius. In his company’s humble beginnings, Shubin himself would mold the individual Fleshlights and personally deliver them to retail stores.
Once the company launched online in 2001, business excelled. In 2006, Fleshlight began molding adult stars and launched the Fleshlight Girls division. The sex toy has also appeared in the films Zach & Miri Make A Porno and Baby On Board, as well as the TV show Californication starring David Duchovny.
Personally, I haven’t tested this product. My review will have to wait until a lonely night when no chick returns my booty calls. In the meantime, let’s meet a few Fleshlight girls and inspect the goods…
If milk chocolate is your thing, Missy Stone is the Fleshlight for you. As is the case with most of the girls, there are three different Fleshlight sleeves to choose from: Swallow (mouth), Lotus (cooch) and Forbidden (backdoor action). Each one is molded from your favorite pornstar’s anatomy.
Riley Steele is on the menu as well but so far, her only sleeve is Lotus. That’s okay… as long as you have a base, Fleshlight sleeves are interchangeable. Like a mad scientist, you mix and match to create your own Frankenbroad.
Match Riley’s cooch with Tera Patrick’s mouth, for instance.
This is just a sampling of the Fleshlight Girls. Seems like a new player joins the team every day. In fact, one megastar in particular released a Fleshlight today: fan favorite Lisa Ann.
That’s right, horndogs. Lisa Ann’s mouth, pussy and ass is ON SALE NOW! The interior of each Fleshlight Girl’s sleeve is designed with its own signature texture. Teagan Presley, for instance, has “Love Humps.”
Lisa Ann’s texture is “Barracuda” [O_O] !!!!
The good folks at Fleshlight released a statement:
“Fleshlight is proud to now offer the #1 MILF in porn! Made from actual casts of Lisa Ann, you can now have Lisa any way you want to. From her ultra-realistic Lotus textured vagina to her gripping signature Barracuda texture, each sleeve is built for ultimate pleasure.”
To celebrate this launch, the company is offering 15% off on Lisa Ann’s Fleshlight products for a limited time.
Without a doubt, Steve Shubin deserved his spot on the “50 Guys We Wish We Were in 2010″ list at Guyism.com. Fleshlight is pure genius. I’ll bring this post to a close with an interview from the mastermind himself. Watch this video and soak up some game.
Nowadays, recording artists are struggle to sell 10,000 albums but The Fleshlight sells 4 million.
Shows you where the money is at.
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This shit was hilarious…and informative!
This is sumthin I wish I woulda thought of first. The product itself is unique but the story behind it is what I find fascinating. There’s some serious business & marketing strategy behind Fleshlight.
Now I gotta invent sumthin. Maybe sumthin involving weed.
Hmmmm….
Wow…..What a trip LOL
LOL It’s only gonna get iller. In Japan, they’re already tinkering with robot chicks… complete with a life-like pussy. Real talk.
And check THIS out.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2011/07/02/2011-07-02_sex_doll_manufacturer_creates_lifelike_training_robot_for_dentistry_school.html
Now this is what you would call Sex Packets.
All assorted flavors topped off with Lisa Ann.
Tasty!!
The Fleshlight for Lisa Ann’s butthole needs to come with 2 giant cheeks as shock absorbers. Make it extra real.
barracuda…now that’s funny
Hopefully, it doesn’t smell like barracuda lol
If they have one of Jazmine Cashmere I’d buy it lol
The Jazmine Cashmere Fleshlight would have to be bottomless, just like her throat… and it would require a motor & batteries for her beastly, woman-possessed-by-a-demon sucking motion.
I don’t think her head game can ever be duplicated.
It was only a matter of time. Think about it, sex toys sell like crack to women. They finally have a viable one for men. It will sell even better. Just wait until those sex dolls have A.I. contructs, become even more customizable, and are able to move on their own like androids. I have no need for a woman ever again. Is that lame, sure. Will I be the only man to think like that? Hell no.
The fact that Fleshlight sold 4 million is proof that you ain’t the only man to think like that.
And you ain’t gotta trick on an android… dinner & a movie will be a thing of the past.
Well, they just passed 5 million sold. It has not even been a year since they passed 4 mills. So like 3000 thousands rubber vaginas are sold every day now. I wonder how many of them are Alien Fleshlights (http://fleshone.com/alien-fleshlight-review/ NSFW)