Alexis Texas Stars In “The Flying Pink Pig 2″

Adult film superstar Alexis Texas is starring in The Flying Pink Pig 2, the sequel to a movie that was controversial even by porn standards.  I’ll let TMZ tell fill you in:

Joe Kim– proprietor of the ever-delicious “Flying Pig” catering truck — has fired off a cease and desist letter to Metro Movies … claiming the naughty filmmakers intentionally misled him into believing his truck would be the backdrop for a normal movie … you know, minus the hardcore sex.  According to the letter, Joe had no idea waves of random strangers would be boinking in the food preparation areas.

Joe Kim must be one naive dude.  If you don’t want chicks gettin’ nailed on your grill, don’t rent out your truck to an adult film company.  It’s common knowledge that any surface in a porn movie backdrop is fair game for sex: The couch, the stairs, the sink, the pool table, the counter on a food truck… it’s all part of the set.

Here’s what the folks at Metro Movies said about the latest installment of The Flying Pig franchise:

Metro Movies and adult distribution company Cal-Vista in association with Cheeky Monkey Productions have announced the street date for “The Flying Pink Pig 2 ” to hit stores on August 30th, 2011.

 “The Flying Pink Pig 2” returns with fun loving, sex-crazed nymphomaniacs serving even more recipes guaranteed to make a whole new onslaught of excited customers cum again, and again.  This time, one of the biggest names in adult film, Alexis Texas, gets caught up in the madness with fellow co-stars Sunny Lane, Nicki Hunter, Cytherea (the squirter!), Mika Kim, Breanna Sparks, Tess Taylor, Lee Banf, Dale Dabone, TJ Cummings, and Tyler Knight.

 In “The Flying Pink Pig 2,” the girls of The Flying Pink Pig Truck go to great lengths to make sure that their villain (played by Ron Jeremy) will not take the truck, for good. This time, the whole game is taken to a whole new (and dirtier) level, when a sex tape appears, putting the girls in turmoil. The girls of The Flying Pink Pig set out to get the tape back, and restore The Flying Pink Pig to its rightful place on the streets of Hollywood. What the girls don’t realize is there’s a hot spoiled brat (played by Alexis Texas) that wants the truck more than anyone. Will the girls get the tape back? Or will our spoiled (and sweet) brat get the truck in the end?

I predict sexual hijinks will ensue.  Any chance to see Alexis TexASS is good money.  Her cornbread-fed buns will take your breath away, like this guy in Asses Of Face Destruction:

He went out in a blaze of booty.

Speaking of blondes, Tasha Reign is officially Penthouse Magazine’s August Centerfold.

Reign is an exclusive contract star for L.A. Direct Models, the same agency that represents Alexis Texas, Misty Stone, Tori Black and many other sexy signees.  The relative newcomer garnered huge attention most recently as the May 2011 Penthouse Pet of the Month, the modeling equivalent of DMX scoring two #1 albums within 1998.

“I have been told that this is truly a rare occurrence to be a Pet one month and the centerfold spread two months later,” says Tasha.  “It’s actually a bit overwhelming and also way cool.”

 “It is our great pleasure at Penthouse to have Penthouse Pet Tasha Reign once again grace the pages of our magazine,” says Penthouse Publicist Lainie Speiser. “She is beautiful, dynamic and very exciting to look at, so much so we just had to have her back again so soon after her initial appearance in Penthouse’s May 2011 issue. We give our readers what they want, and they made it plain they couldn’t get enough of Tasha Reign.”

 At 22 years of age and raised in sunny Southern California, this 5’5” blonde haired-green eyed bombshell made her adult debut in 2010 in the lesbian genre for production company Lethal Hardcore. Still a relative new babe to the adult industry, Tasha is one of the rising stars for LA Direct Models. Tasha has a love for animals and practices yoga on a daily basis.

Love for animals? Well I hope the leopard-skin rug she’s laying on in that photo is faux fur.

That’s enough blonde news for now. Black Pacino, signing off.

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