In my quest to become more organized, I’ve found the perfect bulletin board: A firm, round Croatian azz. All notes posted on those vanilla cheeks are high-priority.
The euro is strong these days… not just currency-wise, but booty-wise. I don’t know what chicks are eatin’ over there but it’s pumped up their buns (lemme find out they serve soul food in Europe). The Republic of Croatia, one of numerous countries where The Spizzy flag is planted, is proof of this bootylicious trend.
The Spizzy gets luv in Croatia, thanks to my trailblazing friends Kyrah Valentić and Kristijan Valentak a.k.a. Psycho. These two ASSassins spread our gospel in their corner of the globe, sort of like the Crusades of the 11th Century. No one was killed in these holy wars… but scores of beautiful, tan-lined asses were palmed, slapped and squeezed. Reddened cheeks were the spoils of battle. Pancake-booty broads are being driven into exile, while thick chicks with juicy bottoms take their rightful place at the forefront of society.
Since then, I’ve received many pics from overseas, featuring hot women of all calibers. These photos are candid and shot especially for The Spizzy. Since it’s the 1st of the month, I’m posting up the most recent batch, sent by Psycho. The 1st of the month is significant because that day, along with the 15th, was when I used to get my welfare checks. I’d cash ‘em, then buy Olde English & DutchMasters with my food stamps. That’s back when America was great.
Consider these photos to be welfare… or should I say, thirst-fare.
This post is N.B.A.=Nuthin But Ass.
As always, I respectfully salute my homie Psycho… pimpin’ ain’t easy but he sure makes it look that way. That’s him in the photo above, sitting in a throne like Schwarzenegger at the end of Conan. Victorious. Let’s continue our foreign exchange, Psycho. Maybe we can build a Church of Bootyism.