“Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time. For ya’all have knocked her up.”-Funkadelic, Maggot Brain
Thanks to the sloppiness of humankind, pollution has depleted Earth’s ozone layer. Global warming is a serious issue. Now the seasons are all screwed up, the weather is crazy and fuel oil is slowly destroying us.
Ms. Kimura, Japanese AV idol and sex-crazed MILF, understands the plight of the world. That’s why she rides a bike instead of driving a car. To further keep things au naturel, Ms. Kimura rides her bike without any pants… or panties for that matter. Perhaps she’s protesting third world sweatshops, where dirty-faced children spend countless hours stitching undergarments. I applaud her philanthropy.
Aside from being a humanitarian, Ms. Kimura is one mature hot mama-san. Asian women age pretty gracefully, just like sistas (black don’t crack). If you’ve seen Ms. Kimura’s naughty videos, it’s apparent that this cougar hasn’t lost her sexual touch. Older women are the shit… they can teach a young buck a thing or two in the sack. More often than not, they don’t mind having an affair with no strings attached. Immature, wet-behind-the-ear broads are jealous and clingy; a cougar like Ms. Kimura gets what she needs and sends you on your merry way.
But I digress. This article isn’t about sexy MILFs and their wily ways. Nor is it about soft Japanese buns perched on one lucky bicycle seat. It’s about saving our beloved planet. So on that note I present Ms. Kimura, The Spizzy’s Environmentalist of the Month.
Go Green.
Previously posted:
GRAPHIS GALS – COCOMI SAKURA BEARS ALL
NAKAI CHIHARU – BIKINI, STOCKINGS & HEELS
BOMB.TV – AT THE POOL WITH RUI KIRIYAMA
I like that the seat is Brown,nice touch
Man, she makes a nigga want to hit that.
@sfuse – LOL I got sumthin brown she can sit on.
@Junior – So you totally overlooked the political, enviornmental statement she’s making?
Oh, I got a bike for her to ride…
She can take turns on all of our laps like musical chairs.
She can ride thiz long monkey-bars eventime of day or night. (Beated-Up). Uheard.
(One Love & Respect). Always.
B.P. & The Spizzy Family.
P.S. I heard they love long banana-boats too. lol….
LOL No one’s complimented her for helping save our environment. Get your minds out the gutter.