Yo… this had me literally laughing out loud.
Kristina Rose, who was featured here shakin’ her booty at Exxxotica NJ, posted something funny as hell on Twitter last night. Her quote popped up on the timeline at 11:45pm and it was deceptively simple:
“Every porn girls nightmare ( -_-)
This caption was accompanied by a link. Was it a positive AIDS test? Pregnancy? Anal leakage? Internet piracy? Immediately, I clicked the link for an answer.
I damn near coughed up my Kush when the following photo was revealed…
Brian Pumper. Hahahahahahahaha!
Porn chicks don’t agree on everything but they generally agree with one thing: Brian Pumper is a piece of shit they’ll never work with again. His name seems to be on the top of everyone’s infamous “No-List.” I have nothing against dude personally… except for the fact that he keeps on rappin’, despite having no semblance of skills whatsoever. That’s nothing a good karate chop to the throat can’t solve. But I’ve spoken with several adult film starlets and the general consensus is overwhelmingly negative.
The kindest, gentlest Brian Pumper comment I’ve heard came from Kelly Divine who simply stated, “He’s a jerk.” Sara Jay called him ignorant and said “Everything that comes out of his mouth is so stupid.” Those opinions are pretty tame in comparison to what some of the other ladies have said. It’s crazy… Brian Pumper has a job most guys dream about. Porn studs put in hard work (pun intended) but at the end of the day, it’s an elementary concept: You get paid to bang hot chicks with no strings attached. Do a good job, you get more work. How can you fuck that up?
Kristina Rose, how you entertain thee.
Previously posted:
Brian Pumper is an absolute joke!! This guy dresses like he still lives in the 90s and don’t get me started on his rapping (lack of) skills.
Black Pacino,
Can you elaborate why female porn stars dislike this guy with a passion?
I dunno, man. He rubs ‘em the wrong way… figuratively & literally. Shit, even Ed Lover & Fabolous went in on him, so the dislike ain’t limited to porn starlets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_vR261FY-o&w=560&h=315
A lotta ppl say he’s dim-witted… ignorant… not the sharpest knife in the cupboard, na’mean? Word is, he says a lotta dumb shit that annoys ppl & when I listen to him rap, there’s no reason for me to believe otherwise. But again, I don’t know son personally so… *shrugs*
Pinky seems to like him, tho.
Thank you, Kilo. Now I know who the OPPOSITE of Manuel Ferrara is lol.
HahahahaHA! Word! The polar opposite. They all love Manny… they’re lining up to fuck him. Well, Manny ain’t known for bustin’ wack-ass freestyle verses at random times. That helps.
What the “Fuck” is wrong with dude. Nigga do your job. That’z it that’z all. It’z a gang of Nigga that would love to be in your shoe’z. Nigga get your game tight? An right. Brain Pumper. Think with your di** head. Not your forehead. Nigga. An nigga stick to porn? Not Rap. Nigga your suck. You sounding like “Lil Bo Peep. No sheep’z here Nigga. Lol….
(ONE LOVE & RESPECT). Alway’z
B.P. & THE SPIZZY FAMILY.
“nigga stick to porn? Not Rap”
Agreed. He has a video where he dissed Rick Ross on 50 Cent’s behalf… as if 50 needed help from Brian Pumper, of all ppl, in a rap beef. Still, Pumper’s making flicks & gettin chicks, somehow, someway, so he ain’t a complete bust in the XXX game. He banged even the daughter of Morpheus.
It’s ironic his initials are BP, like the company who spilled oil into the Gulf. Their rep ain’t great either.
LOL!
These are some funny comments lol. Is it safe to say that Rick Ross (aka Kamala the Ugandan Headhunter) doesn’t give a FLYING FUCK what Brian Pumper thinks?
LOL @ Kamala. Ross wrestled as Kamala before he was a CO. I think after that, he dressed up in whiteface & wrestled as The Big Boss Man.
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/627/087/57bigbossman_display_image.jpg?1294722491
Y’know what I just realized? MY initials are BP too lol. Well, I do have a bad reputation…
I’m gonna die laughing at these comments.Kamala (You almost had me googling Ross as The Ugandan Headhunter) and you sharring BP initials
Lloyd Banks is doing porn now?
Heh heh heh. Yeah, they do look alike. Don’t rap alike tho.