This photo has been in heavy rotation around the internet but it truly deserves to be immortalized here.
Last night, Bill Clinton (former President and forever Pimp) went to a high-end gala in Monte Carlo called “Nights In Monaco.” While at a casino, he posed for a picture with Tasha Reign (leopard print dress) and Brooklyn Lee (blue dress), two well known porn stars on the rise. No one is sure who the taller third chick is but most likely, she’s a random skeezer in search of a sugar daddy. The skin-flick starlets were at the event as guests of Penthouse CEO Marc Bell. Brooklyn Lee claims that she noticed Bubba eyeballin’ them from his table and were thwarted in their first attempt to meet the ex-Prez.
“The Secret Service guy wasn’t having it, but then (Clinton) let us come over,” Lee told TMZ in a phone call from Cannes. “I just said he was a great President. He just kind of winked and smiled and gave us hugs.”
“I hope this doesn’t hurt his re-election or whatever he’s trying to run for,” Reign told TMZ, acknowledging how quickly the picture was spread online.
This nugget of genuine comedy gold, surely to be used as ammo for snickering Republicans, was posted on Brooklyn Lee’s Twitter page. Bubba will probably deny knowing that they were porn starlets, although I’m sure he’s well-versed in the world of adult entertainment. Brooklyn Lee’s blue dress probably turned Bill on… knowing her, it may have already been stained with semen.
I’ve got to hand it to Ms. Lee’s PR team, she’s making a lot of noise right now, my virtual inbox is stuffed with her press releases like overdue bills in my real-world mailbox. They make sure she’s in the right places at the right time. On the same day the Bill Clinton photo dropped, Bang Bros conveniently released Brooklyn Lee’s latest video, which features her taking it up the poop chute for the first time on-camera. Wait ’til Hillary Clinton hears about that.
Ironically, blond porn starlet Sammie Spades is a former intern of Hillary Clinton. She met then-Senator Clinton at a banquet in 2006 and worked as a summer intern at Hillary’s office in Buffalo. For the record, Sammie is an underrated performer and personal favorite of mine. Her face is debatable but there’s no arguing the beauty of her brick-thick lower half, on gratuitous display in the two photos above. You can’t tell me Bill ain’t tap dat azz, son.
But I digress. Hillary must be fed up with her horny husband making her look bad, especially with a burgeoning political career at stake. Is some kind of “unfortunate accident” (a sniper’s bullet to the head, for example) in Bill’s future? And with members of the Secret Service wrapped up in a prostitution scandal, will the GOP somehow drag President Obama into this? No matter what happens, there are already two clear victors: Tasha Reign & Brooklyn Lee, who couldn’t buy this kind of far-reaching publicity.
You know damn well they kept Ms. Spades very very far away from big Bill. Bill has an eye for talent. I didnt like Monica but those breasts looked magical.
Lemme tell you sumthin, man… I’d hit Monica Lewinsky. A nigga could do worse. I bet she sucks a mean one.
“You know damn well they kept Ms. Spades very very far away from big Bill.”
Maybe when Sammie was an intern, they kept Bill locked in a cage like Hannibal Lechter… with a muzzle on his crotch instead of on his face.