Yesterday, I saw a chick with an ass so phat, she looked tired of hauling it around all day. It was killin’ her to walk, encumbered by such heavy burden. I might have felt sympathy for her had I not been hypnotized by that monster culo, swaying like a sexy pendulum as she trudged up the block. As I waited for homegirl’s shorts to burst apart at the seams, I realized that an all-out booty post is long overdue. So I went into my vault and plucked a few ripe, juicy plums for your viewing pleasure. There is no rhyme or reason for this one-track minded post. I’m simply here to administer Thirst Aid to my fellow assoholics. Bottoms up.