Let me begin by saying I’m not a fan of Jersey Shore but I do appreciate it. Any so-called “reality” TV show that demoralizes an ethnicity other than African-American is alright with me. I’m into equal-opportunity exploitation like Cops, where shirtless hooligans, both black and Caucasian, are handcuffed side-by-side. Prideful Italian-Americans cringe at the sight of Jersey Shore the way I do with Love & Hip-Hop. That’s what Martin Luther King dreamed about.
What I find most appealing about Jersey Shore is its trashy trio of broads: Snooki, Deena and the subject of this particular post, Jennifer “JWoww” Farley. The sexy, skanky JWoww shows off her brand new tattoo in the latest issue of Inked Magazine and for this photo shoot, she cleans up well. In the accompanying interview, JWoww explains the meaning of her fresh ink:
My dragon and tiger were both designed by my college advisor, Jon Squid. He was an art student but he’s also been tattooing for 10 years. He’s at Twin Moon Tattoo in Queens, New York. The dragon is something I have wanted since I was a kid. I drew one when I was 12 or 13, showed my dad, and told him that I wanted it tattooed on me. He told me to wait 10 years. Growing up I was always doodling dragons, and I waited until I was 21 to get the dragon. Then I wanted something on the other side of my body to complement the dragon, and Squid told me that the dragon and tiger symbolize good versus evil, like a yin and yang.
Uh… yeah. To be honest, I didn’t pay much attention to the Q&A session. This is what mattered to me:
In other JWoww news…
Tabloids are having a field day with a candid photo of the Italian princess, taken while she walked her dog on the beach in Jersey. These junk-food publications think the pic is unflattering and crack on her leather leggings like something’s wrong. To be honest, I think her ass looks scrumptious in this outfit. Then again, I don’t mind ‘em a lil’ sloppy. I’d smash JWoww without second thought but I’ll let you be the judge. Booty is in the eye of the beholder…
JWowww is a cute girl with a future behind her… but you can see the industry turning her into a plastic mess already.
Yup. She was already a mess, they just added the plastic.
I like JWoww but Deena’s my bitch, wit her thick thighs & phat ass. She’s still rough-around-the-edges, classless… and I mean that in a good way. Fortunately, the industry ain’t polish her up yet, like JWoww.
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http://www.zimbio.com/Deena+Nicole+Cortese/articles/LPmfvbUbApX/Deena+Jersey+Shore+Bent+Over+Bridge+Over+Troubled
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I can overlook her mug. When a chick is tanned everywhere except under her ass cheeks, you know she got a phatty. Sun don’t shine back there.
cum dumpers all of em”
Deena is a definite RLBF, Rough looking but fuckable. Gotta get her before she starts her trek to weighing 250.
Hit it & quit it.