Of all the airlines I’ve patronized, my recent flight with ANA was by far the best. High-quality food, free liquor and a subservient crew of very attractive babes… I mean, courteous cabin attendants (at ease, feminists). Just a few weeks ago I languished at a gate in JFK Airport, dreading that 14-hour journey to Japan. Making the trip even more torturous: the in-flight movie selection included the unnecessary, inferior remake of Total Recall and the straight-to-DVD Thunderstruck, where Kevin Durant gives an acting performance so wooden he makes Nas look like DeNiro in Belly.
Just when things were looking bleak, a bevy of hot Japanese cabin attendants strolled up and gathered nearby, waiting to board our flight.
My spirits rose quicker than Chicago’s homicide rate. I sat there with a smile, licking my chops… each uniformed lady was prettier than the next and their crew was deep. Asian airline companies have higher standards than everyone else when it comes to their cabin attendants. These women go through rigorous training for their jobs; they even take lessons on how to walk properly. Only the most beautiful women are chosen. Female flight attendants of South Korea’s Asiana Airlines cannot wear glasses, must always have manicured nails and are only allowed to wear skirts (a rule being challenged by their fed-up flight attendants’ union). ANA might not be as strict but they do choose the crème de la crème to patrol the aisles of their planes. I’ve seen some pretty women working for U.S.-operated airlines… but I’ve also seen quite a few hags who wouldn’t even get an interview in Asia.
I found the flight crew of ANA to be very nice, helpful and efficient. Even in the wee hours around 4am they were still bright and chipper; offering water and giving service with a smile. They eased the pain of what could’ve been a long, grueling trip. It was during this journey that I had a revelation… a confirmation, actually: I have a serious flight attendant fetish. It’s a well-known fact that I absolutely love Asian women, so dressing them up in stewardess uniforms is straight Kryptonite for me.
No, I didn’t score with any of the ANA attendants. Miracles like that don’t happen to me. So once I got off the plane, all I was left with is an imagination driven by thirst. Thankfully, I’m not the only one with this fetish and the flight attendant look is heavily in-demand. It’s gotten to the point where official Japanese flight attendant uniforms are being stolen and sold to sex clubs. I bullshit you not, peep this article: “Bad News For Everyone With A Japanese Flight Attendant Fetish.” Of course, the JAV porn industry has plenty of material to feed the perverted needs of the Mile High Club.
Enjoy the gallery of images below, featuring models and JAV actresses posing as flight attendants. Fly the sexy skies…