Not since Kendrick Lamar dropped his “Control” verse has Twitter been this entertaining.
Once word got that out that annoying Canadian pop singer Justin Beiber follows porn superstar Kelly Divine on Twitter, all Hell broke loose. Bieber’s most rabid fans, known as “Beliebers,” mobbed-up on Twitter to attack Kelly for whatever reason. I have no idea why they’re unleashing their jealousy and rage on Kellz instead of revolting against The Bieb, who followed her in the first place. But it’s futile to search for logic in a fanbase that sent death threats to Selena Gomez when she dated JB. Too bad there’s no cyanide-laced Kool Aid for the Belieber Cult.
To her credit, Kelly is treating this retarded but hilarious Jihad like the joke it is, further enraging the Beliebers with quotes like, “If Justin Bieber’s fans do not stop harassing me I am goin to make it my life goal to fuck him and Ryan both, at the same time.” She’s enjoying this comedy gold along with the rest of us. Besides, money can’t buy this type of publicity. Shouldn’t be long before Brazzers approaches Kelly Divine to do a porn flick with a Justin Bieber lookalike. Keep the suicide hotlines open if that happens.
You thought the racist backlash for Indian Miss America was bad? Get a load of some of these funny, illiterate and flat-out deranged Belieber tweets.
Yeah, I had to throw my two cents in.
Wonder how long the Beliebers can keep this up. They’ve been going hard at Kelly for days while she fends them off like Battle of the Alamo. All I know is that Justin Bieber has great taste in PAWGs… who can blame him for following Kelly Divine? Shout-out to all the fanatics who kept me thoroughly entertained with this insanity. Just make sure it stays on Twitter, okay? I don’t want Kelly to bust a cap in somebody’s ass for getting outta pocket.
Don’t stop Beliebin’.
KELLY DIVINE & NIKKI SEXXX SHOW OFF THEIR PHAT BOTTOMS
KELLY DIVINE FUCKS HER FANS
KELLY DIVINE INTERVENTION