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Kiara Mia – Big Boobs, Big Projects

Women who put “sexy” in their Twitter name usually aren’t.  For them, the adjective “sexy” is more about self-assurance.  That certainly isn’t the case with gorgeous, top-heavy vixen Kiara Mia, whose Twitter handle is @MySexyKiaraMia.  She’s not only sexy… she’s seXXXy, if you know what I mean.  And she isn’t just busty, she’s busy (respect […]

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Assata Shakur Becomes First Woman Added To FBI’s Most Wanted List

Looks like our government is using the paranoia created by the Boston Marathon bombings to settle old scores, just like they did with 9/11. Former Black Panther, Black Liberation Army member (and Tupac’s step-aunt) Assata Shakur was added to the FBI Most Wanted list on Thursday, making her the first woman to receive this dubious […]

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Deadly Hit-And-Run Driver Also Killed The Original “50 Cent”

A lot of people, especially youngsters with no sense of Hip-Hop history or street lore, will read this headline and think rapper Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson was killed. However, I’m referring to Kelvin “50 Cent” Martin, the legendary stick-up kid from whom Mr. Jackson borrowed the moniker. The original 50 Cent is from Fort Greene, […]

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Ex-LAPD Fugitive Christopher Dorner Is A Real-Life Black Rambo

Rappers love to say, “My life is a movie.”  Those lames have absolutely nothing on Christopher Dorner, the former Los Angeles police officer suspected in three killings, which include the death of a police officer.  There’s a serious manhunt for Dorner right now and this ongoing story, filled with the plot twists and bloodshed of […]

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Colombian Woman Called ‘The Predator’ Killed Three Husbands For Life Insurance Money

A guilty pleasure of mine is Investigative Discovery Channel, nicknamed ID.  I prefer to call it “The Murder Channel” since that’s pretty much all they broadcast in different variations.  They even have a lineup of reality shows exclusively about femme fatales.  Deadly Women, Pretty Bad Girls and the awesomely-titled Wives With Knives teach a singular […]

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Cross-Dressing Catholic Priest Launders Drug Money Through Porn Store

I had to bring this photo back… it fits so well with this story. Lyin’ ass Manti Te’o has a vivid imagination but some stories just can’t be made up.  Catholic priest Kevin Wallin, also known as ‘Monsignor Meth,’ is back in the news after his January 3rd arrest on drug charges.  The plot thickens […]

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Mexican Drug Lords Beef Up Their Arsenals With Rocket Launchers

After reading the international gangster shit posted at this blog, someone asked me a theoretical question: “Yakuza vs. Zetas… who’d win?” Hmmmm… both of those criminal organizations are pretty hardcore so it’s tough to say.  It’s a concept that makes for a kick-ass crossover movie, ala Alien vs. Predator and Freddy vs. Jason.  As much […]

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Zetas Cartel Leader Killed; Gunmen Steal Body From Funeral Home

Recently, chickens have come home to roost for some of the world’s most brutal drug lords.  Infamous “Cocaine Godmother” Griselda Blanco was gunned down in her native Colombia last month… a long overdue slaying.  Gotta respect a woman who claws her way to the top of a male-dominated coke game but if anyone deserved those […]

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Angry Farmer Crushes 7 Police Cars With Tractor

It’s always cause for celebration when the police suffer a crushing loss… literally, in this case. The Spizzy’s Person of the Week is Roger Pion, a farmer from Newport, Vermont. Mr. Pion was pissed-off about his arrest for marijuana possession last month, so he drove a tractor to the Orleans County Sheriff’s Department and steamrolled […]

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Weeping Pimp Gets Slapped With Long Prison Term

Everyone’s familiar with the phrase “There’s no crying in baseball.”  I thought there was no crying in the cold-blooded game of pimpin either.  I’ve read Pimpin Ken’s 48 Laws of Game from cover to cover and it didn’t mention anything about pimps shedding tears under pressure.  Anthony McCord, self-proclaimed gentleman of leisure, recently violated the […]

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Man Turns Super Soaker Water Gun Into Real Shotgun

Wow.  MacGyver ain’t got nuthin’ on this guy. According to the NY Daily News: A California man was arrested Saturday night for strutting around town with a homemade shotgun hidden in the hollowed-out shell of a plastic Super Soaker water gun. Randy Smith, 54, had the lethal version of the brightly colored child’s toy hanging […]

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