It’s always a blessing to open my mailbox and find something other than a pile of bills. My friends at Girls Gone Weed sent me a care package full of goodies, bringing joy to an otherwise mediocre week.  If you’ve been at The Spizzy for a while you already know how much I adore GGDub’s […]

WORDS BY BLACK PACINO ALL PHOTOS BY PETTER HEGRE FOR HEGRE-ART.COM © If there’s one adult-film starlet worthy of the “Too Pretty For Porn” title, Japanese-born Maria Ozawa is it.  Maybe that’s why she retired as an AV idol… at least for now.  In 2008, Ozawa acted in her first mainstream film, Invitation Only, billed […]

PHOTOS BY BOMB.TV / GRAVURE CHANNEL Usually I focus on a chick’s lower extremities but today we travel north of the border. Perhaps you’re familiar with Rui Kiriyama, top-heavy bikini/gravure idol from Tokyo.  If not, I’m pleased to introduce ya’all.  She’s a photogenic cutie with a pair of plump, 100% natural funbags.  These beautifully-shot photos […]

SERMON BY BLACK PACINO If you’ve hung around The Spizzy long enough, then you’re familiar with my bootylicious friend Kyrah Valentić from Croatia. Kyrah is taking a much deserved vay-kay near the beautiful Croatian Sea.  She sent the photo above to let me know that even when she’s in chill mode, she’s spreading our religion. […]

WORDS BY BLACK PACINO PHOTOS BY DENNAYE S. “It’s hard not to kill niggas/It’s like a full-time job not to kill niggas”-Jay Z, Streets is Watching There ain’t a day that goes by where I don’t wanna slap somebody.  No matter how much I humble myself, some fool takes my kindness for weakness and drags […]

PHOTOS BY JOE RIPPLE, MARCO PATINO, AKM PHOTOGRAPHY, MOSES MARQUEZ, MANI, VEP STUDIOS, GILBERT V. CASTILLO, IMAGE IS EVERYTHING STUDIOS, JAVIER ODDO, NRV PHOTOGRAPHY, CRAIGER, GLAMOUR BITCH & HORACE OTTLEY & GEORGE MANN Like a drug kingpin handin’ out turkeys and toys in the hood, I come bearing gifts: A gallery of scantily-clad stocking-stuffers.  These […]

WORDS BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO PHOTOS BY SUNDIATA ACREE a.k.a. THA SNYPER & BLACK PACINO VIDEOGRAPHY BY E-PILLS VIDEO EDITING BY BLACK PACINO MUSIC BY CHRIS CLARKE FOR CLARKEWORK INC. For a seasoned horn-dog like me, a trip to EXXXOTICA is like a Muslim’s pilgrimage to Mecca.  A crowd of thirsty barbarians and […]

CROWNED BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO “Asa Akira is runnin’ this porn shit”-Takeover (remix) When Eric Mangini coached the New York Jets, he lost games by outsmarting himself.  He was gassed by news reporters who prematurely nicknamed him “Man-Genius.” The Jets had the #1 rushing attack in the AFC but instead of simply pounding […]

GRATITUDE BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO PHOTOS BY KYRAH VALENTIĆ & LADY QB Everyone wants to be hated but I appreciate the luv. My friend KYRAH VALENTIĆ is a Croatian hottie and we share common interests like Guns & Buns.  In fact, she loves the female booty so much she has a blog full […]

SCORED BY PACIN0718 Cocaine and marijuana are pop-culture superstars. Both narcotics have been demonized by the government and romanticized by artists of all mediums. Where would rap be without coke & weed? Eazy-E said there’s no such thing as bad publicity so this potent pair, with heroin as the third wheel, get plenty of attention. […]

HARVESTED BY PACINO718 PHOTOS & STORIES TRIMMED FROM HIGH TIMES MAGAZINE “Growing my crops with the rays of the sun/Come one come all and see how it’s done.”-B-Real, DR. GREENTHUMB Let’s keep it one-hunnid.  If you’re a real budsmoker you’ve attempted to grow your own shit at least once in life. I’ve tried several times […]