In case you didn’t hear the news, someone at the Vatican is downloading tranny and BDSM porn.  This story was broken by TorrentFreak and I was shocked that it wasn’t actually kiddie porn the priests were downloading. One of the flicks in the Vatican stash is from super-kinky website WhippedAss.com (who I discussed in our […]

Once upon a time, Lil Kim was an all-natural around-the-way hottie.  When she looked like she did in the photo above, she had niggas fiendin’.  Then somewhere along the way, she allowed herself to be butchered by plastic surgery.  Now her face looks like the Guy Fawkes mask from V For Vendetta.  You’d think she […]

In our capitalistic society, money absolves any kind of ridiculous and deplorable behavior.  This is fertile ground for coonery, so every day some rich black person willingly shucks & jives in public while dead civil rights activists do windmills in their graves.  Don’t get me wrong, coonery can be entertaining in doses… a lil’ Flavor […]

  I don’t know what’s crazier: the trend of allegedly straight male rappers wearing dresses, leggings & blouses… or the fact that the Hip-Hop Nation lets it slide.  It’s understandable that Hip-Hop blogs and magazines are hesitant to call out these cross-dressers.  Music journalists ingratiate themselves with artists (a practice known as “brown-nosing”) to get […]

Shout-out to my homie Rob from Planet Brooklyn Academy. He put me on to these hilarious commercials for Everijob Singapore.  They deserve some kind of advertising award.  Very clever. Not many people are satisfied with their day jobs, that’s why folks get on Twitter and pretend to be CEOs while they’re chained to the fry […]

Suicide is not a laughing matter… except in this case. We’ve already seen hilarious pics of White People Mourning Romney but this shit is pretty extreme.  Some old dude in Florida was so upset that Obama got re-elected, he killed himself by overdosing on prescription drugs.  I wonder if he got those drugs through Medicare, […]

When white folks ask me if I voted for Obama cuz he’s black, I counter by asking if they voted for Romney cuz he’s white.  Obviously, not every white person voted for Romney or consider Obama to be the harbinger of Armageddon.  Women of all races did their part to push Romney back into the […]

It’s always cause for celebration when the police suffer a crushing loss… literally, in this case. The Spizzy’s Person of the Week is Roger Pion, a farmer from Newport, Vermont. Mr. Pion was pissed-off about his arrest for marijuana possession last month, so he drove a tractor to the Orleans County Sheriff’s Department and steamrolled […]

Whoever invented the phrase “There are no free rides in life” obviously never met Juwan Howard, Ronny Turiaf and Eddy Curry of the newly-crowned NBA champion Miami Heat.  By default, these three benchwarmers will receive championship rings along with guys who actually contributed to the team’s success.  But those of us who watch basketball know […]

Congrats to my hometown Knicks ending our postseason drought and winning a playoff game after 11 years of futility.  I still believe the superior Miami Heat will win the series and advance to the next round.  There are plenty of holes this mismatched team has to fix during the off-season.  Space cadet Knicks owner James […]

At mid-week, porn superstar Kelly Divine appeared with her buddy, model and high-priced working girl Jenna Shea, on Shade 45′s All Out Show for “White People Wednesday.”  This salacious radio interview, conducted by Rude Jude, is one juicy morsel of gossip after another.  I’m airing this dirty laundry here not just because it’s thoroughly entertaining […]