Asian viXXXens Krissie Dee and London Keyes deserve each other.  They’re both dymes with tenacious sexual appetites.  I feature London Keyes here so much, perhaps I’ll forget everyone else and dedicate this blog exclusively to her.  Krissie Dee is a petite babe I’ve been feelin’ for a while now; she’s a pretty good performer who, […]

Photos by Black Pacino This past weekend (April 19th-21st), EXXXOTICA took place at the Trump Taj Mahal Casino & Resort in Atlantic City. Hurricane Sandy put a hurtin’ on Atlantic City not too long ago, so it was great that America’s largest love & sex expo gave the Boardwalk Empire a much-needed jolt of energy. […]

The great Lana Sands is my original porn crush from back in the 90′s.  Sure, I would have enjoyed a fling with other adult film legends like Janet Jacme and Persia… but to me, Lana Sands was wifey material.  Before Obsession, Lana was the redbone of my dreams.  I always thought Lana was a light-skinned […]

To be honest, I had no idea that down ‘n’ dirty blond Amy Brooke had retired from the adult industry.  It must have been one of those half-ass Jay-Z retirements.  Regardless of how brief the hiatus, I’m glad to see that Amy is back in the game.  Porn needs her aggressive, no-holes-barred performances. Here’s the […]

Step aside, North Korea. THIS is breaking news. Brazilian big-booty goddess Darlene Amero (a.k.a. Delanie) is definitely on my Top 10 Pornstars of All-Time list.  Hell, I might even rank her Top 5 just on the strength of her humongous culo.  When it comes to balancing a killer body with blistering-hot performances, Monica Santhiago and […]

It’s always cause for celebration when the police suffer a crushing loss… literally, in this case. The Spizzy’s Person of the Week is Roger Pion, a farmer from Newport, Vermont. Mr. Pion was pissed-off about his arrest for marijuana possession last month, so he drove a tractor to the Orleans County Sheriff’s Department and steamrolled […]

Photos by Big Al of Spic’n Spanish Big Al, the raunchy host of Spic’n Spanish TV, is always in the right place at the right time.  This past 4th of July, he hung out at Starlet’s Strip Club in Astoria, where a trio of sexy Latina bartenders were out front washing cars.  At some point […]

Ever since last season, porn superstars Sara Jay and Angelina Castro promised their Twitter followers free blowjobs if the Miami Heat won the NBA championship.  Last year the Dallas Mavericks took the crown and beat the Heat in the Finals, disappointing all the anxious horndogs expecting free head.  Well, this season the Heat beat OKC […]

“Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time.  For ya’all have knocked her up.”-Funkadelic, Maggot Brain Thanks to the sloppiness of humankind, pollution has depleted Earth’s ozone layer.  Global warming is a serious issue.  Now the seasons are all screwed up, the weather is crazy and fuel oil is slowly destroying us. Ms. Kimura, Japanese […]

It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of my celebrated, all-out ASStravaganzas.  Maybe it’s because I’ve become a corporate shill for the adult entertainment industry.  I can’t refuse a brown paper bag of payola, word to Funkmaster Flex.  But this post is a return to the grASSroots: An unfiltered, straight-to-the-chase dosage of nuthin’ but […]

It’s always a blessing to open my mailbox and find something other than a pile of bills. My friends at Girls Gone Weed sent me a care package full of goodies, bringing joy to an otherwise mediocre week.  If you’ve been at The Spizzy for a while you already know how much I adore GGDub’s […]