“Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time.  For ya’all have knocked her up.”-Funkadelic, Maggot Brain Thanks to the sloppiness of humankind, pollution has depleted Earth’s ozone layer.  Global warming is a serious issue.  Now the seasons are all screwed up, the weather is crazy and fuel oil is slowly destroying us. Ms. Kimura, Japanese [...]

“I needs a real bitch, she get ya what ya need / She get ya what ya want, she’ll even roll ya weed…” – Rick Ross, Money Make Me Come It’s been said that if a woman can cook, she’s a keeper.  In my hazy world, she’s a keeper if she can roll a good [...]

It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of my celebrated, all-out ASStravaganzas.  Maybe it’s because I’ve become a corporate shill for the adult entertainment industry.  I can’t refuse a brown paper bag of payola, word to Funkmaster Flex.  But this post is a return to the grASSroots: An unfiltered, straight-to-the-chase dosage of nuthin’ but [...]

PHOTOS BY SHAWN ELLIS & WILLIE MURPHY Shout-out to 1208 Models for these tearsheets of Elyse Saucey in the latest issue of Urban Ink magazine, which is on sale now.  Elyse is an exotic beauty of Mexican descent and her spectacular body, which is a work of art unto itself, is decorated with colorful tats [...]

Adult entertainer Chanel Preston, who I interviewed back in September, has launched her long-awaited official website, ChanelPreston.com.  Personally owned and operated by Chanel herself, the official site is loaded with exclusive features showcasing the six-time Best New Starlet award recipient at her gorgeous, mind-blowing best. Content-rich and fully interactive, ChanelPreston.com is the only place to find Chanel’s [...]

It’s always a blessing to open my mailbox and find something other than a pile of bills. My friends at Girls Gone Weed sent me a care package full of goodies, bringing joy to an otherwise mediocre week.  If you’ve been at The Spizzy for a while you already know how much I adore GGDub’s [...]

PHOTOS BY KOJI YOKOYAMA Cocomi Sakura (a.k.a. Kokomi Sakura) is one of the most popular AV idols in Japan.  Her DVDs are perennial top-sellers at DMM, the motherlode of Japanese adult video.   Her career started in 2008 with a simple softcore flick, AV Impossible – Kokomi Sakura, which won an award for Best Fetish [...]

PHOTOS BY HOWARD HUANG Cat Washington is best known for starring on junk-food “reality” TV show Bad Girls Club and I commend her for making the most of her fifteen minutes.  She upped her profile by having a fling with Drake, which lasted for a whole year and a half (an eternity in “industry time”).  [...]

This is why I’m the self-proclaimed God of Gamblers. The provocative, bootylicious covers of John Stagliano’s Buttman Magazine have always piqued my interest. Still, there were factors that kept me from buying an issue: It costs 13 bucks, which might as well be $13K in these economic times. Not to mention that each X-rated issue [...]

If you’re not familiar with Clanese Monae’ and her eye-catching curves just yet, now’s your chance to spend a lil’ quality time.  The photos, video and interview posted below will get you up to speed on a foxy model who’s sure to be in-demand for this upcoming new year.  With her pretty face, shapely frame [...]