No, the young lady pictured above is not the subject of this story.  But I chose this photo because she’s easier on the eyes than 45-year old Catherine Scalia, the Long Island hooker accused of selling sex out of her hot dog truck.  Apparently Scalia is a repeat offender and both of her businesses involved […]

Apparently, blondes do have more fun. Usually, when I post something about Brazil it’s booty-related.  We all know Brazil is famous for babes with mega-phat asses.  But if you’ve seen the movie City of God (one of my all-time favorites) then you know Brazil is also famous for crime.  Hijacking, kidnapping, murder… you name it, […]

“Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from“-Phife Dawg, The Scenario Look what I found floating in the Twitter cesspool last night. This is straight foul… but  the photo raises many questions: What did shawty do to deserve such humiliation? Why did she sit there and let him whip out […]

WORDS BY PACINO718 American drug dealers “pimp” their rides to look fly and impress the hoes.  In Mexico, however, drug dealers customize their rides into souped-up war machines of mass destruction. As if the beheading and disembowelment of rivals wasn’t crazy enough, feuding drug cartels are now doing battle in armor-plated, Terminator-like vehicles dubbed “Los […]

Damn.  Even on her home turf, Sarah Palin gets clowned. I’ll let this lil’ excerpt from New York Daily News explain: Tina Fey‘s impersonation of Sarah Palin was so good that even Fox News cannot tell them apart.  During a segment on whether Palin will run for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination, the cable news outlet […]

PARANOIA BY BLACK PACINO Ding dong, the A-rab’s dead! Congrats to those who take everything at face value, you finally got your man.  Allegedly, Osama Bin laden was killed by U.S. troops in Pakistan on May 1st (the same day Hitler was declared dead).  On cue, Americans took to the streets to celebrate and rappers […]

WORDS BY BLACK PACINO Black-on-black crime.  Police brutality.  Big Momma’s House 3.  You would think African-Americans have no shortage of dilemmas to rally against. Then along comes Carl Redding, a chef who was raised and trained in Harlem and ran Amy Ruth’s restaurant before opening Redding’s in Atlantic City.  Mr. Redding says that restaurant-chain International […]

THROWBACK BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO A long time ago, in a ghetto far away… Let me start by saying that I don’t actually slang the dope, I just bag it. And this is only a temp job until I find something legal… or at least until Jose returns from Puerto Rico to reclaim […]

CONSPIRACY THEORY BY PACINO718 The other day I was at the Hustler Magazine blog checkin out tits & ass.  Then I stumbled across an excellent post titled Coincidences or Conspiracies? The Bush Crime Family’s Shady Past.  Not exactly the kind of “bush” I was looking for at Hustler but the article is great regardless. George […]

FAREWELL BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO “Beauty fades… but stupid is forever.”-Judge Judy Oh, how it pains me to do this. It’s no secret that I’ve always wanted to interview Asian porn starlet & Bunny Ranch hoe-for-hire Mika Tan.  With her interesting personality, I thought she’d make for a good Q&A session. Plus she’s […]

Wow. My nigga Big Coney posts a lot of crazy shit on his Facebook page.  I already showed ya’all one such gem in The Art of Multitasking.  Now, here’s a photo of another mom who ain’t exactly Clair Huxatble. I wonder who thought it would be a good idea to merge a children’s party with […]