Just another day at the office. This is one of my favorite photo sets.  It was scheduled for Miniskirt Monday but once again I verify the stereotype that black folks are always late… I’m a disgrace to my race.  Anyway, these pics are from Japanese fetish site Syukou Club like the “Office Lady Striptease”  I [...]

Welcome to the second edition of Miniskirt Monday. Man, there’s something about a grown woman in a school girl outfit that just turns me on.  Maybe it brings back fond memories of being a young horndog humpin’ everything in sight.  There’s an all-girls Catholic school named Cathedral located conveniently down the street from Art & [...]

A while back I posted an article about a perverted business owner who asked his female employees to partake in “Miniskirt Monday,” “Tube Top Tuesday” and “No Bra Thursday.”  Obviously this resulted in a sexual harassment suit but still, I think this suPERVisor was on to something.  Mondays are the day that most people look [...]

While attending Thirst Academy, where horn-pups mature into horn-dogs, I majored in Booty Appreciation.  ASSology was my favorite subject and I worked diligently to spot the phattest, firmest and juiciest buns that women have to offer.  Leg Studies, however, was my minor.  Here I learned to cherish a shapely pair of gams.  “Start  at her [...]

Years ago, when I first saw AV idol Jun Seto, she was dressed as a slutty stewardess in a softcore cosplay fetish flick. The title was in Japanese so I couldn’t read it… but it was probably a typical, crazy JAV title like Soaked See-Through Obscene Nipples or Continuous Cum Barrage 11 Times Anytime Anywhere [...]

“I exploit you, still you love me / I tell you one and one makes three / I’m the cult of personality” – Living Colour To a degree, I can relate to Maury Povich. Once upon a time, Maury was a distinguished journalist and acclaimed news anchor.  After a stellar radio and TV career, Maury [...]

“Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time.  For ya’all have knocked her up.”-Funkadelic, Maggot Brain Thanks to the sloppiness of humankind, pollution has depleted Earth’s ozone layer.  Global warming is a serious issue.  Now the seasons are all screwed up, the weather is crazy and fuel oil is slowly destroying us. Ms. Kimura, Japanese [...]

PHOTOS BY KOJI YOKOYAMA Cocomi Sakura (a.k.a. Kokomi Sakura) is one of the most popular AV idols in Japan.  Her DVDs are perennial top-sellers at DMM, the motherlode of Japanese adult video.   Her career started in 2008 with a simple softcore flick, AV Impossible – Kokomi Sakura, which won an award for Best Fetish [...]

Last week I was in the Land of the Rising Sun.  Now, I’m back in the Land of the Rising Guns. Although I’ve been back in New York Shitty for 7 days now, my body is still operating on Japan time; 14 hours ahead.  We had a lot of fun over there and once again, [...]

PHOTOS BY ANE ONE STYLE More treats from the Far East. Wrapped in a pink & blue bikini with thigh-high leggings to match, AV idol Nakai Chiharu looks like a piece of candy.  These vibrant photos are from Ane One Style, one of many back-alleys at Japanese smut-site X-City. Nakai is a well-balanced combination of [...]

WORDS BY BLACK PACINO ALL PHOTOS BY PETTER HEGRE FOR HEGRE-ART.COM © If there’s one adult-film starlet worthy of the “Too Pretty For Porn” title, Japanese-born Maria Ozawa is it.  Maybe that’s why she retired as an AV idol… at least for now.  In 2008, Ozawa acted in her first mainstream film, Invitation Only, billed [...]