Seems like every week, another South Korean female pop group rolls off the assembly line… not that I mind.  Truth be told, I enjoy K-pop.  Although some of these acts have a decent song or two, their music plays second fiddle to their simple yet effective formula:  Attractive young ladies who prance around in skimpy […]

The great Lana Sands is my original porn crush from back in the 90′s.  Sure, I would have enjoyed a fling with other adult film legends like Janet Jacme and Persia… but to me, Lana Sands was wifey material.  Before Obsession, Lana was the redbone of my dreams.  I always thought Lana was a light-skinned […]

Step aside, North Korea. THIS is breaking news. Brazilian big-booty goddess Darlene Amero (a.k.a. Delanie) is definitely on my Top 10 Pornstars of All-Time list.  Hell, I might even rank her Top 5 just on the strength of her humongous culo.  When it comes to balancing a killer body with blistering-hot performances, Monica Santhiago and […]

Veronica’s back… and what a wonderful back it is. Last time my friend Veronica sent a candid photo of her big butt, I featured it in The Spizzy’s Sexiest Fan Pics. Hadn’t heard from her in a while since then. But yesterday she pleasantly surprised me with two more pics.  Sweet. It felt good to check […]

Of all the airlines I’ve patronized, my recent flight with ANA was by far the best.  High-quality food, free liquor and a subservient crew of very attractive babes… I mean, courteous cabin attendants (at ease, feminists).  Just a few weeks ago I languished at a gate in JFK Airport, dreading that 14-hour journey to Japan.  […]

I was on vacation in Japan for the past two weeks, so I haven’t posted anything here for a while.  Not that anyone gives a shit about my lil’ hole-in-the-wall site… it ain’t like WorldStarHipHop, Rap Radar or The Smoking Section shut down.  Bloggin’ was the furthest thing from my mind as I ate like […]

Photos courtesy of Kyrah Valentić Nice pic, huh? I feel like I’m on the Titanic, about to hit a glacier of ass… an assberg, if you will. That’s my buddy Kyrah Valentić of Croatia, immersed in the clear blue element she loves most: water.  Swimming is an exercise that works every muscle in the body, […]

“I needs a real bitch, she get ya what ya need / She get ya what ya want, she’ll even roll ya weed…” – Rick Ross, Money Make Me Come It’s been said that if a woman can cook, she’s a keeper.  In my hazy world, she’s a keeper if she can roll a good […]

It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of my celebrated, all-out ASStravaganzas.  Maybe it’s because I’ve become a corporate shill for the adult entertainment industry.  I can’t refuse a brown paper bag of payola, word to Funkmaster Flex.  But this post is a return to the grASSroots: An unfiltered, straight-to-the-chase dosage of nuthin’ but […]

It’s always a blessing to open my mailbox and find something other than a pile of bills. My friends at Girls Gone Weed sent me a care package full of goodies, bringing joy to an otherwise mediocre week.  If you’ve been at The Spizzy for a while you already know how much I adore GGDub’s […]

It’s always a treat when female Spizzy fans show luv and send candid pics especially for us.  I applaud the ladies around the world who toss their bras, thongs and booty shorts into our ring. Rest assured, the Thirst Mob appreciates your displays of exhibitionism.  Oftentimes I post these at The Spizzy Fan Page but […]