Suicide is not a laughing matter… except in this case. We’ve already seen hilarious pics of White People Mourning Romney but this shit is pretty extreme.  Some old dude in Florida was so upset that Obama got re-elected, he killed himself by overdosing on prescription drugs.  I wonder if he got those drugs through Medicare, […]

“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful that you could possibly imagine.”-Obi Wan Kenobi Seems like this year, all the fugitives on the Most Wanted list were caught: Whitey Bulger, Jimmy Henchman, Bin Laden, Gaddafi and over the weekend, Black Pacino.  In a move that was hardly shocking, Facebook brought their battering […]

WORDS BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO Joanna Angel, reigning Queen of alt-porn and multiple AVN Award winner, does not have fly-by-night fans.  She has a devout cult following who swears by her groundbreaking BurningAngel movement. Spearheaded by Joanna, BurningAngel.com kicked off with a few photo sets and a band interview back in 2002.  Since […]

WORDS BY PACINO718 I had no choice but to post this flyer, it’s too damn funny. Surely you’ve heard the soul-crushing news by now.  If not, this clip from The Boston Globe will get you up to speed: “Casey Anthony, the young mother whose seeming heartlessness at the disappearance of her daughter transfixed America for […]

WORDS BY BLACK PACINO PICS BY ANDREA MARIE SNEAKERS BY LAUREN LUNA LTD. JEWELRY BY SHANNON MARIE JEWELRY DESIGNS Chicago’s own Andrea Marie is the Italian Dimepiece, but she was on CP time with her behind-the-scenes pics from Custom Ladies Calendar 2012.  The buxom model arrived late for the photo shoot and at the time […]

In the bizarro world of Twitter, Wednesday has mutated into #AssWednesday.  Models, porn starlets and exhibitionists put their buns on display, perhaps to give the working class a jolt of mid-week energy.  How noble of them. Our friend Sara Jay has taken it up a notch with Will It Balance.  Every Wednesday, the adult-film veterano […]

“When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.”-Ordell Robbie, Jackie Brown Young’uns have a dance craze called “The Ratchet.”  They also refer to out-of-pocket, ridiculous people or activities as being “ratchet.”  Well, here’s what my generation calls a muthafuckin ratchet… This is a Glock 18 with a Beta […]

TREATMENT WRITTEN BY DETECTIVE WILLIAM COURTNEY A can of worms was opened last week when prison inmate Dexter Issac, an associate of hip-hop mogul/gangster James “Jimmy Henchmen” Rosemon, claimed he was paid by Henchmen to rob Tupac at Quad Studios in 1994. There is currently a nationwide manhunt for Jimmy Henchmen, who is wanted by […]

“Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from“-Phife Dawg, The Scenario Look what I found floating in the Twitter cesspool last night. This is straight foul… but  the photo raises many questions: What did shawty do to deserve such humiliation? Why did she sit there and let him whip out […]

WORDS BY BLACK PACINO PHOTOS BY LIZZY BORDEN Now that’s what you call a quadruple-double. Once I saw this fantASStic photo, there was no question it would be posted here.  This was taken on the set of an upcoming adult film called Attack of the Ass Munchers, directed by Lizzy Borden.  From left to right, […]

WORDS BY BLACK PACINO PHOTOS BY BIG APPLE MODELS Spicy Magazine, a new men’s mag featuring all Latina models, is a high-quality publication that may give SHOW a run for its money.  Yesterday, I copped the premiere issue and it lives up to its “Collector’s Edition” billing.  Spicy preview pics have been floating around the […]