No pain, no gain. Whether she gives or receives, Princess Donna Dolore is a glutton for punishment.  Her videos at Kink.com, where she directs and performs, are not for the squeamish.  Bondage, electro-torture and merciless gangbangs merge with hardcore sex action.  Like the crew on Star Trek, Princess Donna and Kink have taken porn to […]

WORDS BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO Joanna Angel, reigning Queen of alt-porn and multiple AVN Award winner, does not have fly-by-night fans.  She has a devout cult following who swears by her groundbreaking BurningAngel movement. Spearheaded by Joanna, BurningAngel.com kicked off with a few photo sets and a band interview back in 2002.  Since […]

WORDS BY PACINO718 I had no choice but to post this flyer, it’s too damn funny. Surely you’ve heard the soul-crushing news by now.  If not, this clip from The Boston Globe will get you up to speed: “Casey Anthony, the young mother whose seeming heartlessness at the disappearance of her daughter transfixed America for […]

In the bizarro world of Twitter, Wednesday has mutated into #AssWednesday.  Models, porn starlets and exhibitionists put their buns on display, perhaps to give the working class a jolt of mid-week energy.  How noble of them. Our friend Sara Jay has taken it up a notch with Will It Balance.  Every Wednesday, the adult-film veterano […]

WORDS BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO If there were a Billboard Magazine for sex toys, Fleshlight would top the charts at quadruple-platinum. The unique pleasuring device for men, equipped with true-to-life molds of female genitalia, has officially sold over 4 million worldwide. Jenna Haze, Tori Black, Tera Patrick, Teagan Presley, Misty Stone and Katsuni […]

“When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.”-Ordell Robbie, Jackie Brown Young’uns have a dance craze called “The Ratchet.”  They also refer to out-of-pocket, ridiculous people or activities as being “ratchet.”  Well, here’s what my generation calls a muthafuckin ratchet… This is a Glock 18 with a Beta […]

WORDS BY PACINO718 As much as I dig  impossibly gorgeous, glammed-up trophy bitches, there’s something about a Plain Jane that really turns me on.  I’ve met hot chicks at supermarkets and laundromats casually handling their domestic shit. I also have a thing for secretaries and office chicks.  Ain’t nothing like sitting in Bryant Park on […]

TREATMENT WRITTEN BY DETECTIVE WILLIAM COURTNEY A can of worms was opened last week when prison inmate Dexter Issac, an associate of hip-hop mogul/gangster James “Jimmy Henchmen” Rosemon, claimed he was paid by Henchmen to rob Tupac at Quad Studios in 1994. There is currently a nationwide manhunt for Jimmy Henchmen, who is wanted by […]

“Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from“-Phife Dawg, The Scenario Look what I found floating in the Twitter cesspool last night. This is straight foul… but  the photo raises many questions: What did shawty do to deserve such humiliation? Why did she sit there and let him whip out […]

WORDS BY BLACK PACINO PHOTOS BY LIZZY BORDEN Now that’s what you call a quadruple-double. Once I saw this fantASStic photo, there was no question it would be posted here.  This was taken on the set of an upcoming adult film called Attack of the Ass Munchers, directed by Lizzy Borden.  From left to right, […]

WORDS BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO PHOTOS BY RICO SHADES & PRINCE YAHSHUA Take a look at Rico Shades in the above photo. See that happy look on his face? When you’re at the 9 to 5, locked in a cubicle or chained to the fry rack, do you have a joyous expression like […]