Suicide is not a laughing matter… except in this case. We’ve already seen hilarious pics of White People Mourning Romney but this shit is pretty extreme.  Some old dude in Florida was so upset that Obama got re-elected, he killed himself by overdosing on prescription drugs.  I wonder if he got those drugs through Medicare, […]

When white folks ask me if I voted for Obama cuz he’s black, I counter by asking if they voted for Romney cuz he’s white.  Obviously, not every white person voted for Romney or consider Obama to be the harbinger of Armageddon.  Women of all races did their part to push Romney back into the […]

Photos by Holly Randall for SUZE.NET Unless you’ve been in a sensory deprivation chamber for the past few weeks, you already know that former president Bill Clinton posed in a photo with two adult film starlets at a fundraiser in Monaco, sparking a powder keg of controversy and media coverage.  One of those said starlets […]

This photo has been in heavy rotation around the internet but it truly deserves to be immortalized here. Last night, Bill Clinton (former President and forever Pimp) went to a high-end gala in Monte Carlo called “Nights In Monaco.”  While at a casino, he posed for a picture with Tasha Reign (leopard print dress) and […]

Looks like I won’t be watching the Miss Universe Pageant ever again. Check out this useful bit of news  from Time Magazine’s website: (NEW YORK) — Transgender women will be allowed to participate in the Miss Universe beauty pageant next year, officials announced Tuesday, a week after they ruled a trail-blazing 23-year-old could vie for […]

In the post-Jordan sports scene, American athletes don’t take a stand on anything remotely political.  There aren’t any Muhammad Alis or Jim Browns out there, going hard in public for social causes and racial injustice.  The modern-day athlete, to borrow a phrase from Walt Clyde Frazier, is all about “winnin & grinnin” all the way […]

The GOP would have you believe that President Barack Obama is soft on terrorism, national security, blah blah blah.  Clearly they’re blind with bias.  Like the Chi-town gangsta he is, Barry O has murked out a bunch of bad guys.  Bin Laden, Gaddafi (however you spell his damn name), miscellaneous al-Qaeda bigwigs and other super […]

First things first: Bethany St. James is not a porn star.  Although she grew up surrounded by the adult entertainment industry (her mother was an adult film actress and her father owned a dozen gentleman’s clubs), you won’t find Bethany talking dirty on Spankwire.  However, she can be found at Sheri’s Ranch in Las Vegas, […]

CONSPIRACY THEORY BY PACINO718 The other day I was at the Hustler Magazine blog checkin out tits & ass.  Then I stumbled across an excellent post titled Coincidences or Conspiracies? The Bush Crime Family’s Shady Past.  Not exactly the kind of “bush” I was looking for at Hustler but the article is great regardless. George […]

INTERRUPTION BY BLACK PACINO I try not to stray outside my lane at The Spizzy.  Although there’s plenty of political shit and current events posted at this blog, I’d be a fool to think the masses don’t come here solely for eye candy.  That’s cool, I got no problem servin’ fiends.  Still, these powerful photos of women […]

REMINDER BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.ka. BLACK PACINO So… Republicans want to combat terrorists and freeloadin’ immigrants with racial profiling. Of course, this has long been common practice by Amerikkkan Law Enforcement, so these politicians are basically bringing it out of the closet. According to CBS News, Florida GOP Candidate Dan Fanelli endorses racial profiling as […]