Freddie Gibbs was right, it’s time to bring hoe-bashin’ back to rap.  The radio is full of Captain Save-A-Hoes down on bended knee, croonin’ to broads who don’t deserve it and crying a river on records.  They’re more tender than slow-cooked pot roast. N.W.A. ain’t give a fuck.  They had no mercy on these hoes.  […]

My motto is “The less English a chick speaks, the better.” But down in Brazil (a.k.a. Bootyland) the prostitutes are taking free courses to learn our beloved language.  The World Cup and Olympics games will be coming to Brazil next year and naturally, the hoes want to properly cash in on a thirsty swarm of […]

No, the young lady pictured above is not the subject of this story.  But I chose this photo because she’s easier on the eyes than 45-year old Catherine Scalia, the Long Island hooker accused of selling sex out of her hot dog truck.  Apparently Scalia is a repeat offender and both of her businesses involved […]

I always suspected Ronald McDonald was a pimp… just look at the way he dresses.  Who else would rock a yellow and red suit with a butterfly collar? Well, a woman in Vegas claims that while working at the Golden Arches, she went from serving Happy Meals to giving “happy endings.”  From Huffington Post: Shelley […]

PHOTO BY AZ RAINMAN OF FREAKINGNEWS.COM In regards to Charlie Sheen’s latest drug and hooker-fueled bender (ending with a trip to the hospital and rehab), adult-film director Jules Jordan had the best Twitter quotes: “Charlies in rehab…this means a lot of porn girls outta work….for at least 3 months.” “On the (porn) agents websites are […]

FAREWELL BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO “Beauty fades… but stupid is forever.”-Judge Judy Oh, how it pains me to do this. It’s no secret that I’ve always wanted to interview Asian porn starlet & Bunny Ranch hoe-for-hire Mika Tan.  With her interesting personality, I thought she’d make for a good Q&A session. Plus she’s […]

SERMON BY PACINO718 PHOTOS BY ALAN PEDROSO “I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn’t.”-Jules Renard Today is Sunday and most of America is at NFL Church praising their local Gridiron Gods.  The Jets don’t play those bitch-ass Patriots ’til 4:15, so I’ve got  time to […]

STITCHED-UP BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO Don’t be naive.  Organized crime rules the world. The shadowy tentacles of corruption are wrapped around politics, the judicial system, entertainment industries and other allegedly legit businesses.  Every country has an enterprising mob of criminals pulling strings like the Bush Family.  Today we spotlight one such organization: The […]