Had I discovered her earlier, Luna C. Kitsuen would have made my list of Five Porn Stars To Watch In 2013. To describe what she did in Jonni Darkko’s Gag Reflex as a mere blowjob would be an understatement… it was performance art of the highest degree. A spectacle that must be seen to be […]

Last Friday night on Manhattan Cable TV, I appeared on Spic’n Spanish Reloaded (hosted by my good friend Big Al) to talk about porn star Alexis Texas and her refusal to bang black guys.  To be honest, it doesn’t matter to me whether or not she does… she can do whatever she wants with her […]

Phat Ass White Girls, or PAWGs as they’re affectionately called, are no longer a rare species. Whether it be in magazines, strip clubs, porn flicks or the streets, whooty is everywhere.  Plenty of brick-thick snow bunnies get unanimous love but I’d like to bring attention to a rare gem worthy of a tribute. Miley Moore […]

The zombies of mainstream finally stumbled upon the decade-old Harlem Shake and like Columbus with America, think they discovered it.  As Byron Crawford eloquently put it, “If G. Dep hadn’t turned himself in for murder, he could’ve capitalized on this Harlem Shake craze.  It’s the new Gangnam Style.”  Apparently, some groundbreaking Harlem Shake meme spread […]

Time for some butt shots.  Not the kind that just killed an ASSpiring model who injected concrete into her cakes.  I mean images of butts so naturally round, firm and juicy, you’ll wanna face-plant in those cheeks. That’s the lovely Porscha Carrera in the photo above and maaaaaaan, I wanna smash her brains out.  You […]

Happy New Year, Thirst Mob. Let’s kick off 2013 with a list of exceptional porn starlets who I predict will shine the brightest this year.  Chicks cum & go in the adult industry but only a chosen few leave a lasting impression and rise to the stratosphere.  For instance, 2012 brought us two Sheenas: Sheena […]

Photos by Dogfart Network 2012 has been a great year for eXXXceptional new porn starlets, much like the talent-rich NBA Draft that yielded LeBron, Melo & Wade in 2005.  Fans can only hope these gifted nymphomaniacs have long careers in the adult entertainment game.  Sheena Shaw (@DirtySheenaShaw) is one of these special performers.  She’s got […]

Photos by Christian Arias Some women are pretty enough to be models but make for terrible pornstars (see the “leaked” sex tapes of Kim Kardashian, Cubana Lust & Suelyn). By the same token, some pornstars don’t have the sheer, unfiltered beauty to be commercial models.  Adult film superstars Kristina Rose & Alexis Texas are attractive […]

Photos courtesy of Elegant Angel & Brazzers ‘Round this time last year, Kelly Divine was Elegant Angel’s reigning “Buttwoman,” a prestigious honor bestowed upon the phattest, most beautiful asses in porn. When I spoke to Kellz at Exxxotica last year, she made a pitch for her good friend Jada Stevens, who had a memorable cameo […]

Ex-Danity Kane member Aubrey O’Day was in Miami yesterday for the 4th of July.  To hell with fireworks, Aubrey put on a spectacular show.  I always knew she had a nice body but damn, this takes the cake… or should I say, cakes.  Ms. O’Day’s outfit is designed for attention-whoring; an excellent hybrid of booty […]

Let me begin by saying I’m not a fan of Jersey Shore but I do appreciate it.  Any so-called “reality” TV show that demoralizes an ethnicity other than African-American is alright with me.  I’m into equal-opportunity exploitation like Cops, where shirtless hooligans, both black and Caucasian, are handcuffed side-by-side.  Prideful Italian-Americans cringe at the sight of […]