Photos by Evil Angel Did you hear the big news? The headline says it all: Brazilian bombshell Monica Santhiago has indeed stripped off her skintight leggings to display a colossal glacier of ass.  With barb wire tatted across her left cheek, the hellacious porn star has one of the most recognizable butts in the world.  [...]

Call me crazy but I always thought adult entertainer Kelly Starr favors another Kelly: Destiny Child singer Kelly Rowland, who’s no slouch in the beauty department.  Still, Ms. Starr gets the nod because she’s thicker, curvier and downright dirtier.  She’s a seasoned vet who consistently gives a loud, energetic, no-holes-barred performance.  The other chicks in [...]

After puttin’ in work on the adult entertainment grind, sexy lil’ Latina Abella Anderson likes to kick back and chill.  Her hometown of Miami is a relaxing backdrop for a lazy Sunday like this.  Abella is a hottie from head to toe, literally… I’m not even a foot guy and I still find her tootsies [...]

Photos by Tony Flush, Reality Kings, Glory Hole & Elegant Angel Productions To say Julie Cash is “thick for a white girl” would be irresponsible.  Ms. Cash is thick for a woman of any race, creed or color… this kind of beautiful, profound thickness can’t be held in check by such boundaries.  She’s lean where [...]

Aw geez… Darrell Francis is gonna kill me.  I’ve yet to contribute a written piece to his awesome magazine, DreamGirls, as promised.  Not cool.  It’s time to drop Kush Hour out of my multitasking schedule ‘cuz Darrell is a stand-up guy.  Not to mention that it’s a good look to be included in a quality [...]

While attending Thirst Academy, where horn-pups mature into horn-dogs, I majored in Booty Appreciation.  ASSology was my favorite subject and I worked diligently to spot the phattest, firmest and juiciest buns that women have to offer.  Leg Studies, however, was my minor.  Here I learned to cherish a shapely pair of gams.  “Start  at her [...]

PHOTOS BY MARK THOMPSON One of these days, I’ll be starring on the TV show Hoarders.  I’ve got a shitload of old magazines, newspapers, DVDs and other assorted crap piled up in my office.  Some are collector’s items, others are sentimental and many are a combination of both.  While recently shoveling through the clutter, I [...]

Years ago, when I first saw AV idol Jun Seto, she was dressed as a slutty stewardess in a softcore cosplay fetish flick. The title was in Japanese so I couldn’t read it… but it was probably a typical, crazy JAV title like Soaked See-Through Obscene Nipples or Continuous Cum Barrage 11 Times Anytime Anywhere [...]

“I exploit you, still you love me / I tell you one and one makes three / I’m the cult of personality” – Living Colour To a degree, I can relate to Maury Povich. Once upon a time, Maury was a distinguished journalist and acclaimed news anchor.  After a stellar radio and TV career, Maury [...]

Want to know what’s poppin’ in Porn Land? I’ll keep you aBREAST of the situation. That’s the legendary Miko Lee in the captivating image above.  It’s only right that her sweet booty sits atop this post.  To paraphrase Juelz Santana, Miko is “human Viagra in the flesh.”  And speaking of flesh… Fleshlight, the world’s number [...]

PHOTOS BY FRANK ANTONIO, STUDIO MARZ, FACET STUDIO & RANSOM J Straight Stuntin Magazine #21 just hit the stands and it’s bottom-heavy, tipping the scales with 260 pages worth o’ brickhouse booty.  As always, publisher DJ Kayslay was generous enough to give the mASSes a sneak peek.  Below, I’ve posted several models from the latest [...]