Everyone’s familiar with the phrase “There’s no crying in baseball.”  I thought there was no crying in the cold-blooded game of pimpin either.  I’ve read Pimpin Ken’s 48 Laws of Game from cover to cover and it didn’t mention anything about pimps shedding tears under pressure. 

Anthony McCord, self-proclaimed gentleman of leisure, recently violated the G code when he wept like a bitch after being sentenced to football numbers in prison.  The dialogue between McCord and the judge is filled with the kind of spontaneous hilarity that a comedy writer couldn’t script.

From the NY Post:

He was hard on his ho’s — and now a brutal pimp will be doing some long, hard time.

A Brooklyn judge yesterday slapped Anthony McCord, a self-proclaimed expert in “pimpology,” with a 21-years-to-life sentence after the flesh peddler tearfully apologized for robbing two of his prostitutes and knocking around another.

“You referred to it as ‘The Game.’ You treated it as a game,” Justice Wayne Ozzi scolded McCord. “I’d like to say at this time, the game is over.”

McCord, 30, turned on the waterworks (above) before being sentenced for burglary and robbery, with tears spilling down his cheeks as he tried to disavow his life of crime.

“I was a failure as a pimp,” McCord blubbered. “I was a much better car salesman. I was a much better telemarketer. I was much better when I was selling mortgages by phone. I really wasn’t very good at it.”

His sob story was in marked contrast to his boastful performance last year at trial, when he claimed his actions toward his stable of working girls during the March 2010 incident were in line with “the code of conduct of pimps and ho’s.”

He even offered himself up as an expert on pimping — a request promptly swatted away by Ozzi during the trial.  Jurors cleared McCord of raping one of his hookers but convicted him of burglarizing the Brooklyn hotel where two of the women were waiting on johns and of robbing them.

From telemarketer to pimp; what a career jump.  I wonder if McCord was found guilty by a jury of his peers… did twelve pimps in fur coats and oversized hats serves as jurors? (“We find this nigga guilty! Take away his cane!”) In addition to the sentence, I think McCord should be forced to perp-walk down a gauntlet of hoes who take turns slapping him.  That would be the ultimate humiliation.

Weeping pimps.  Pretty Tony from The Mack must be rolling over in his grave.

This photo has been in heavy rotation around the internet but it truly deserves to be immortalized here.

Last night, Bill Clinton (former President and forever Pimp) went to a high-end gala in Monte Carlo called “Nights In Monaco.”  While at a casino, he posed for a picture with Tasha Reign (leopard print dress) and Brooklyn Lee (blue dress), two well known porn stars on the rise.  No one is sure who the taller third chick is but most likely, she’s a random skeezer in search of a sugar daddy.  The skin-flick starlets were at the event as guests of Penthouse CEO Marc Bell.  Brooklyn Lee claims that she noticed Bubba eyeballin’ them from his table and were thwarted in their first attempt to meet the ex-Prez.

“The Secret Service guy wasn’t having it, but then (Clinton) let us come over,” Lee told TMZ in a phone call from Cannes. “I just said he was a great President.  He just kind of winked and smiled and gave us hugs.”

“I hope this doesn’t hurt his re-election or whatever he’s trying to run for,” Reign told TMZ, acknowledging how quickly the picture was spread online.

This nugget of genuine comedy gold, surely to be used as ammo for snickering Republicans, was posted on Brooklyn Lee’s Twitter page.  Bubba will probably deny knowing that they were porn starlets, although I’m sure he’s well-versed in the world of adult entertainment.  Brooklyn Lee’s blue dress probably turned Bill on… knowing her, it may have already been stained with semen.

I’ve got to hand it to Ms. Lee’s PR team, she’s making a lot of noise right now, my virtual inbox is stuffed with her press releases like overdue bills in my real-world mailbox.  They make sure she’s in the right places at the right time.  On the same day the Bill Clinton photo dropped, Bang Bros conveniently released Brooklyn Lee’s latest video, which features her taking it up the poop chute for the first time on-camera.  Wait ’til Hillary Clinton hears about that.

Ironically, blond porn starlet Sammie Spades is a former intern of Hillary Clinton.  She met then-Senator Clinton at a banquet in 2006 and worked as a summer intern at Hillary’s office in Buffalo.  For the record, Sammie is an underrated performer and personal favorite of mine.  Her face is debatable but there’s no arguing the beauty of her brick-thick lower half, on gratuitous display in the two photos above.  You can’t tell me Bill ain’t tap dat azz, son.

But I digress.  Hillary must be fed up with her horny husband making her look bad, especially with a burgeoning political career at stake.  Is some kind of  “unfortunate accident” (a sniper’s bullet to the head, for example) in Bill’s future?  And with members of the Secret Service wrapped up in a prostitution scandal, will the GOP somehow drag President Obama into this? No matter what happens, there are already two clear victors: Tasha Reign & Brooklyn Lee, who couldn’t buy this kind of far-reaching publicity.

The Jekyll & Hyde image above, shot in sunny Acapulco, pretty much sums up the drug violence in Mexico.  Happy tourists enjoy a day at the beach, totally oblivious to the bloody corpse laying behind a wall, several feet away.  Not only is this a microcosm of Mexico’s clashing lifestyles; it also reflects the duality of other countries such as Jamaica, Brazil and even the picture-perfect United States. Nonetheless, the Mexican drug wars have been well-documented here at The Spizzy and today, we relay another piece of bullet-riddled, South of the Border news.

As reported by Fox News Latino:

MEXICO CITY –  The Mexican army has arrested a Zetas drug cartel member for allegedly dumping 49 mutilated bodies in a northern Mexico town square last week in a deed that was ordered by the hyper-violent drug cartels top leaders.  According to authorities, the leaders ordered their minion, Daniel Jesus Elizondo Ramírez, to dump the bodies and then hang banners around the country denying responsibility.

Brig. Gen. Edgar Luis Villegas said that Elizondo Ramírez, despite his nickname of “El Loco,” or the Crazy One, apparently get nervous about dumping the hacked-up bodies in town and dumped them on a highway outside of Cadereyta instead. The bodies with their heads, hands and feet hacked off were found May 13.

A video posted later on a Mexican web site that covers drug crimes showed gunmen in the dark dumping the bodies, and unfurling a banner claiming responsibility for the killings signed by the Zetas, who are locked in a battle with the rival Gulf and Sinaloa cartels. Villegas said another suspect who is still at large had made that videotape.  In following days, banners appeared hanging from freeway overpasses in northern San Luis Potosi and other states denying the Zetas were responsible.  Villegas said the denials were part of a Zetas strategy to “cause confusion among authorities and the public.”

Elizondo Ramírez tried to escape arrest Friday by tossing a hand grenade at troops before they captured him in a suburb of the northern city of Monterrey, Villegas said. He is now being held under a form of house arrest while prosecutors build their case against him.  Villegas said Elizondo Ramírez had also confessed to killing members of the Gulf cartel and burning or burying their bodies in another area of Nuevo Leon state.  The discovery of the 49 mutilated bodies was the third massacre in ten days in the country’s so called “Triangle of Death.”

No, Zorro didn’t kill the people in the photo above… those Z’s are the mark of Zetas.  They’re killin’ everybody, even journalists and bloggers who are foolish enough to discuss Zeta activity in the press.  More than 30 journalists have been killed across Mexico since 2000.  Ten other journalists have disappeared since 2005.  Being a reporter is a hazardous occupation down there.

Well, at least El Loco fessed up to his deeds and didn’t snitch like Jesus Audel Miramontes-Varela, the Mexican drug kingpin who turned FBI informant not too long ago.  When it comes to the cartels, snitches get more than stitches… they get their heads lopped off and their guts ripped out like chitterlings.  Mr. Miramontes-Varela better watch his back before he gets a bunch of knives lodged in it.

Meanwhile, Wells Fargo and Bank of America are allowed to launder funds for Mexican drug gangs.  I guess since bankers aren’t actually out in the streets beheading their rivals (which would be quite entertaining), they’re free to roam.  The authorities are too afraid to attack the “upper-crust” of the issue, so they tackle the lowest common denominator of the drug problem.  Much like the futile American War on Drugs, where arresting low-level dealers and dope fiends account for some kind of moral victory, it’s like running on a hamster wheel.

Oh well.  I’m heading over to 116th & 3rd Avenue for a burrito, there’s a nice lil’ Mexican food spot over there.  I think the chef is an ex-Zeta… maybe that’s why he carves up the steak so efficiently.

Previously posted:

ANONYMOUS HACKERS GO TO WAR WITH MEXICAN DRUG CARTEL

MEXICO JUDGE SENTENCES TEENAGE HITMAN TO 3 YEARS

MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS BUILD THEIR OWN ARMORED TANKS

MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS DON’T FUCK AROUND

MURDER KING

Wow.  MacGyver ain’t got nuthin’ on this guy.

According to the NY Daily News:

A California man was arrested Saturday night for strutting around town with a homemade shotgun hidden in the hollowed-out shell of a plastic Super Soaker water gun.

Randy Smith, 54, had the lethal version of the brightly colored child’s toy hanging around his neck from a sling and loaded with a 20-gauge shotgun shell, police in Fresno, Calif., said.

“He took the Super Soaker apart, was able to fashion a barrel to where he was able to make what’s considered a zip gun, where you can fire one round through it,” Sgt. Mark Hudson told KMPH News.  “The guy that made that gun, he probably got maybe $30 worth of parts,” local gunshop worker Bill Mayfield told KMPH.

He said the deadly device was no laughing matter.

“The firearm’s cartridge with the gun powder is an explosive. The device they’re building has to be able to contain the pressure of that explosion,” Mayfield, who works at Gilmay Guns, said. “So they’re just relying on, well maybe this will hold up. Well, you could be putting a gun next to your head, or you could be putting a hand grenade next to your head.”

Smith was booked into Fresno County jail on charges of being a convicted felon in possession of ammunition, being a felon in possession of a firearm and manufacturing an illegal weapon.

“Certainly this person was up to no good,” Hudson said. “He was out there with what seemed to the uneducated person to be a child’s toy, whereas these officers are now confronted with a shotgun.”

There’s no denying that Asian adult film vixen London Keyes is one bad bitch.  But to be honest, I didn’t make the jump from fan to fanatic until I saw Lubed & Plowed, one of many high-quality joints at Brazzers.  The video opens with a thorough examination of London’s remarkable thickness, compacted into her curvy frame.  Our nosy cameraman gets all up in that phat ass.  What turns me on most is that she’s not wearing exquisite lingerie or some off-the-wall outfit in Lubed & Plowed.  Instead, she rocks a casual button-up shirt, socks and lace panties, like she just woke up after a boozy one-night stand and she’s hungry for more.  Gives hope to Average Joes like me.

These candid nude pics of London Keyes are works of art.  Her body is a temple deserving of worship; a natural product of intense exercise rather than Photoshop trickery.  Of course, Puritans will cover their tender eyes and ask that one of God’s finest creations be concealed.  That’s ‘cuz they’re lame.  But if you appreciate the female body as much as I do, you’ll appreciate Ms. Keyes in all her naked glory. I even threw in a couple of photos where she’s not completely in the buff but she might as well be.

After you taste the eye candy, follow London on Twitter @londonkeyes and visit her official website LondonKeyes.com.  You’ll be glad you did.

Photos by Sundiata Acree a.k.a Tha Snyper

My man Sundi went to Presents Gallery in Brooklyn for a graffiti exhibit called Tales of the RTW.  He got some colorful photos of the art on display, posted below.  Henry Chalfant, author of Subway Art and producer of graf documentary Style Wars, sums up the exhibit with a brief but well-penned essay:

RTW, Rolling Thunder Writers, is one of the legendary crews of New York City teenagers that challenged the industrial power of 600 miles of steel and thousands of tons of machinery that run like a blood vessel through the city.  Rolling Thunder Writers grew up in an era filled with new art forms, music and style.

Bilrock, whose family proudly shares traces of Pequot and Chickasaw blood, named the crew after the Native American Medicine Man, Rolling Thunder.  Bil’s inspiration for the name came from his sister and her boyfriend an Oglala Sioux, who worked with AIM.  Like the Black Panthers, Young Lords and other liberation movements around the globe, Native Americans were struggling to throw off the yoke of white supremacy and imperialism.  It was a turbulent time for kids growing up on the Upper West Side of Manhattan in the sixties and seventies.  The spirit of the time was anti-war and anti-authoritarian.  There was a belief in the transforming power of psychedelic drugs.  Graffiti introduced the truly revolutionary idea that it’s the people who own the streets and neighborhoods; the idea that the walls themselves and the surfaces of public transportation mirror the people who live within them and use them.

The Rolling Thunder Writers took hold of New York City’s powerful but decaying infrastructure and transformed it.  They proclaimed, “we are here, we will not be ignored.”  Those years witnessed the flourishing of a culture of innocent creation and achievement that brightened the destroyed city, turning deferred-maintenance wrecks into brilliant canvases that put a new face on the concept of public ownership.  The elegant, proliferating wild-style lettering was in dynamic tension with the grid and called the background to life; a visual metaphor in which the energy of the soul found in the circumstances of life as it is lived.

Click the pics to enlarge.

Talk about beach bums.

Kristina Rose and Jada Stevens are two mermaids with very sexy tails.  They must be cooling off their hot butts, both of which have seen plenty of action lately.  These two pint-sized porn starlets are always busy; seems like they’re cast in every skin flick on the market.  Jada is starring in DP Fanatic, on sale now (see trailer HERE).  Kristina has a smokin’ new joint called Fucking My Conscience, which also features Jynx Maze (see trailer HERE).  No wonder they’re two of the brightest stars in the adult film galaxy.

And now, some random grown folk news…

Elegant Angel has announced that Jessie Rogers will star in their upcoming Big Wet Asses 21.  Since she speaks perfect English without a trace of a Portuguese accent, some people may not know that Jessie is Brazilian.  She’s got a decent resume thus far but a well-directed, high caliber franchise like Big Wet Asses should bring out the absolute best in her.

Jessie’s sweet, innocent face is offset by a curvaceous body built for sin.  She just got a boob job, which I personally don’t think she needed but since I’m an ass-man, that’s of little consequence to me.  Horndogs have been howling at various XXX discussion boards, anxious to see Jessie step her game up a few notches and give the milestone performance we all know she’s capable of.  Big Wet Asses hasn’t disappointed yet, so this should be her breakout film.

And in literary news…

Are you an aspiring erotic fantasy writer seeking an opportunity to shine? If so, this competition might interest you.  Check out this press release:

DecadentStories.com, a website devoted to bringing fans of adult literature new and sexy stories, is holding an Erotic Short Story Competition called “Get Off Three Pornstars”. And who better to judge than adult stars, Tanya Tate, Katie K and Adrianna Luna who live out erotic fantasies every day? Submit your deepest fantasies to three of the hottest pornstars in the industry and you’ll have the chance to win some amazing prizes.

Entries may be submitted currently and the competition closes June 11th. DecadentStories.com is looking for short stories that entice the senses and bring adult fantasies to life. The leading erotic story site, which is also the sister site to aipdaily.com, wants your erotic stories to add to their naughty collection of literature.

The rules are simple. All stories must be short – no more than 2 thousand words. Submissions must be in English. Stories containing illegal sexual acts (i.e. rape, pedophilia) will be disqualified. All stories must be original works. You may submit as many story as you would like but are only eligible for one prize. After the submissions are completed on June 11th, the gorgeous pornstars and experts in all things sexy and erotic, Tanya Tate, Katie K and Adrianna Luna will judge the entries and pick a 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winner.

Adrianna Luna, Katie K and Tanya Tate are not only judging the submissions for DecadentStories.com, but they are also donating prizes for the winners. All three of the top stories will be published on the Decadent Stories website. The third place winner will get an autographed and personalized 8×10 photo of the judge of their choice. Second place is receiving a free month’s membership to the “Bad Girl of Britain”, Katie K’s website. First prize will receive winner’s choice of either a Tanya Tate Fleshlight or a recording of Katie K reading their winning story.

For more information and a complete list of the rules, go to http://decadentstories.com/contest/.

Photos by Frank Antonio

Cynthia Hike, the Black/Cambodian brickhouse with mucho junk in her trunk, is the main reason I copped the 21st issue of Straight Stuntin Magazine. As soon DJ Kayslay posted her preview pic on Twitter, the release date was circled on my calendar.  Cynthia is a sweet chunk of Blasian thickness with insane measurements (32-26-44) and photographer Frank Antonio did an excellent job capturing every voluptuous curve.

I’m not a stingy guy so I grabbed a razor, did a hatchet job to my $10 magazine and dissected a few pages for your enjoyment.  First, there was my post featuring Neka Beckett from this very same issue.  Now, I present Cynthia Hike’s breathtaking photo session.  Repay the favor and spread the religion of The Spizzy on every social network, barber shop, stripclub and porn store you patronize.  Keep sending your homies here and I’ll keep choppin’ up magazines like a sushi chef hackin’ up a California Roll.

By the way, this post like breakfast cereal: there’s an additional prize at the bottom of the box.

Congrats to my hometown Knicks ending our postseason drought and winning a playoff game after 11 years of futility.  I still believe the superior Miami Heat will win the series and advance to the next round.  There are plenty of holes this mismatched team has to fix during the off-season.  Space cadet Knicks owner James Dolan, who surrounds himself with yes-men instead of true basketball minds who can construct a winning team, needs to fire himself.  Too bad we can’t trade Dolan for Mark Cuban.  But at least for one game, long-suffering Knicks fans can savor a long overdue victory.

Pretty much everyone heard the insane news that after the Knicks lost Game 2 of the series in Miami, Amare Stoudemire punched a glass case containing a fire extinguisher, shattered the glass and carved up his left hand.

Looks like a baseball, huh? Amare sat out Game 3 but he heroically returned to the do-or-die Game 4 and played better with one hand than he did all season with two.  His 20 points and 10 rebounds, along with Carmelo Anthony’s 41 point outburts, helped secure a Knicks win.  Still, a player who injures himself in such a foolish way is going to get roasted by the media and the public alike.  Of all the funny pics and gif images I’ve seen, none was funnier than the animated video by Taiwanese animation group NMA TV.  The infamous NMA is responsible for the hilarious Charlie Sheen’s Suitcase of Coke video and this brief clip, documenting Amare’s injury and his battle with Melo over more shots, is pure comedy gold.

This joint had me literally laughing out loud and for once, I wasn’t high.  Check it out…

No, the young lady pictured above is not the subject of this story.  But I chose this photo because she’s easier on the eyes than 45-year old Catherine Scalia, the Long Island hooker accused of selling sex out of her hot dog truck.  Apparently Scalia is a repeat offender and both of her businesses involved wieners between buns.

According to the NY Post:

A Long Island hooker sold more than just sausage at her roadside hot-dog truck — using the truck to peddle her own flesh even though she’d been busted on the same rap eight years ago, cops said yesterday.  Catherine Scalia, 45, was arrested Thursday night when she offered the off-menu special to an undercover cop and took him back to her East Rockaway pad for some home cooking.

The mother of four pleaded not guilty to a prostitution charge and was held on $2,000 bail.

It’s the second time Scalia’s been busted for mixing sex and Sabretts. She and a pal were nailed in December 2004 for running a similar operation out of the hot-dog truck.  Cops recently discovered she was back in business after disgusted residents near her Baldwin stand complained she was handing out suggestive business cards alongside steaming kielbasa.

An undercover cop approached the stand Thursday and bought two hot dogs and water for $5 before the “specials” were announced.  Scalia took the cop back to her place and performed a striptease for $100 before unveiling the main course, police said.  “She agreed to manually stimulate him for an additional $50,” said Nassau County Police spokesman Kevin Smith.

She was slapped with cuffs instead.

Adult entertainment site HedoOnline held their annual erotic bash, The Sybarite Awards, at Webster Hall last week.  Of course, the notorious Big Al of Spic’n Spanish covered the event as only he can.  Sexy photos and two awesome video clips from The Sybarite Awards are posted below.  Mucho ass.  Various adult industry chicks appeared; even rapper Lil’ Cease of Junior MA.F.I.A. fame made a cameo. Raunchy fun all around.

If you’re in NYC, check out Spic’n Spanish Reloaded every Friday night at 11:30pm EST on Manhattan Cable Channel 57, or stream it live at MNN.org.

Photos by Donnell Marsh of Urban Soul Photography

Even if Donnell Marsh of Urban Soul Photography hadn’t informed me that his work is in the latest issue of Straight Stuntin Magazine, I would’ve recognized his signature style on Neka Beckett’s pictures.  Donnell has a distinct way of shooting and editing, which places him a cut above the rest.  But once Mr. Marsh gave me the heads up, I went to the newsstand and dropped an Alexander Hamilton on Kayslay’s fine publication.

There are many reasons to cop Straight Stuntin #21, including the brickhouse bodies of Cynthia Hike, Egypt Selinda, Jhonni Blaze, Tea Gotabody, Mizz DR, Angel NYC, Queen Riese, Natalie Nicole and many more.  Not to mention that aside from the eye candy, there are exclusive interviews with A$AP Rocky, Yo Gotti, A-Mafia and Ed Lover. That said, Neka Beckett is a standout within the magazine’s 260 pages.  Props to her and Urban Soul Photography for going half on some top-notch work.

I’m only posting three of the five featured pics, which also includes a revealing Q&A session.  You’ll have to cop Straight Stuntin to see the rest.  But enjoy this sampling of the goods.  Follow Neka on Twitter @MsNeekNeek.

Over the years, Korean porn starlet Lucy Lee has been through the revolving door of jail more than a gangsta rapper.  Along with her hot-blooded sex drive and voracious blowjob skills, Lee is also known for her lengthy criminal record.  After violating her parole with a vandalism charge in 2007, Lee disappeared from the adult entertainment scene to serve a year-long bid in California Central Women’s Facility.  Many die-hard Lucy Lee fans, including myself, missed seeing her skinny ass go H.A.M. in new videos.  Lucy got locked up the moment she hit her stride and jail kept her from reaching their maximum potential, kinda like Beanie Seigel.

Although she’s been laying low for the past few years, Lucy Lee is back in the news again.  A few days ago, she was arrested for a DUI.  According to the pillar of American journalism, TMZ:

Porn star Lucy Lee took a serious pounding Friday morning after another car smashed into her Mercedes — but law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Lucy was wasted … and the accident was all her fault.  Sources tell us, Lee was driving in L.A. around 1AM when she pulled an illegal maneuver, causing another vehicle to plow straight into her … car.

When police arrived at the scene, we’re told they detected a strong odor of alcohol on Lee’s breath — so they administered a field sobriety test … which she bombed.  Lee was arrested on the scene and brought to the police station — and according to sources, she blew over twice the legal limit on a breathalyzer.

Lee was released on bail Friday.

Wow.  I bet the cops got horny when Lucy Lee blew on that breathalyzer.

Since Lucy’s got plenty of priors, the judge will probably throw the book at her… especially if it’s a wrinkled old broad like Judge Judy with a vendetta against young hot chicks.  Oh well, I’ma get the “Free Lucy Lee” campaign rollin’.  Maybe Obama will pardon her or something.

Some extra Lucy Lee pics are posted below… they’re dedicated to the fans who wish she’d stay out the bing long enough to film new shit.  Although I find her attractive, my love for the petite Ms. Lee stems from her sexual prowess.  Her flat face comes in handy when pressed against a dude’s stomach; his meat sword held firmly in her throat.  She can hold that position for several minutes without coming up for air.  Lucy doesn’t have the phattest ass but she certainly knows how to work it; plus she can be twisted into a pretzel.

Drunk driving ain’t cool but still… I wish Lucy Lee the best on her latest run-in with the Law.  And if she has to do another bid, I’d be more than happy to service her for conjugal visits.

Thanks to her intense workout regimen, model Renee G has quite the booty.  Round, firm, juicy… it’s pretty much everything an ass-lover could want.  Pancake-booty chicks shouldn’t hate, though.  Renee will show them how they too can maximize their butts into weapons of mASS seduction.

Got Ass Part 2 is the second installment of Renee G’s booty workout and not only is it educational, it’s fun as hell to watch.  Kind of reminds me of the BodyRock TV videos featuring the gorgeous Zuzana, before she was inexplicably replaced with some not-so-hot, manly lookin’ broad.

Renee G’s short-but-sweet clips are always worth a spin.  She’s done about five Got Ass videos but this episode is by far the best.  When she’s bent over that chair, sunnyside-up, my imagination runs amok.  No wonder Renee’s getting so popular so fast, the woman knows how to market herself.

Have a look.

I bet a couple of you horndogs gave your forearms and wrists a workout while watching that clip. Be sure to visit www.renee-g.com for everything Renee.  Now let’s see the fruits of her labor, shall we? These pics are candid, no Photoshop, so it’s understood that her exercises have been paying in spades.

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Looks like I won’t be watching the Miss Universe Pageant ever again.

Check out this useful bit of news  from Time Magazine’s website:

(NEW YORK) — Transgender women will be allowed to participate in the Miss Universe beauty pageant next year, officials announced Tuesday, a week after they ruled a trail-blazing 23-year-old could vie for the crown this year.  Pageant officials said they are working on the language of the official rule policy change but expected final word to come soon. Trials for next year’s Miss Universe pageant begin this summer.

The move comes five days after the organization said that Jenna Talackova (pictured above) could compete in the Miss Universe pageant this year. Talackova, a Vancouver resident, underwent a sex change four years ago after being born a male. The advocacy group GLAAD called on the Miss Universe Organization to review her case, as well as open the competition to transgender women.

“We want to give credit where credit is due, and the decision to include transgender women in our beauty competitions is a result of our ongoing discussions with GLAAD,” said Paula Shugart, president of the Miss Universe Organization. “We have a long history of supporting equality for all women, and this was something we took very seriously.”

Talackova’s sex change initially led organizers in Canada to disqualify her from the 61st Miss Universe Canada pageant in May, citing a rule that she must be “naturally born” a woman.  Talackova pleaded with the pageant’s leaders to drop the rule.

The article goes on to say that Donald Trump, who runs the Miss Universe Organization, wished Talackova the best of luck.  That’s a PR-savvy move on Trump’s part, but he must be fuming inside.  We all know The Donald is not only the President of Miss Universe, he also samples the goods.  Both his ex-wife and his current trophy wife are former models who have won pageants such as this.

The new rule still has to be approved by Trump, so it’ll be interesting to see if he actually goes through with it.  All the sheiks, sultans and moguls who “rent” these chicks might have Trump under pressure to veto.  Miss Universe is kinda like an auctioning block where wealthy powerful men bid on concubines.  But if this new transgender rule goes through, Mister Cee will be in the front row, ready to drop a few stacks.