There’s no denying that Asian adult film vixen London Keyes is one bad bitch.  But to be honest, I didn’t make the jump from fan to fanatic until I saw Lubed & Plowed, one of many high-quality joints at Brazzers.  The video opens with a thorough examination of London’s remarkable thickness, compacted into her curvy [...]

Call me crazy but I always thought adult entertainer Kelly Starr favors another Kelly: Destiny Child singer Kelly Rowland, who’s no slouch in the beauty department.  Still, Ms. Starr gets the nod because she’s thicker, curvier and downright dirtier.  She’s a seasoned vet who consistently gives a loud, energetic, no-holes-barred performance.  The other chicks in [...]

It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of my celebrated, all-out ASStravaganzas.  Maybe it’s because I’ve become a corporate shill for the adult entertainment industry.  I can’t refuse a brown paper bag of payola, word to Funkmaster Flex.  But this post is a return to the grASSroots: An unfiltered, straight-to-the-chase dosage of nuthin’ but [...]

In my quest to become more organized, I’ve found the perfect bulletin board: A firm, round Croatian azz.  All notes posted on those vanilla cheeks are high-priority. The euro is strong these days… not just currency-wise, but booty-wise.  I don’t know what chicks are eatin’ over there but it’s pumped up their buns (lemme find [...]

In the bizarro world of Twitter, Wednesday has mutated into #AssWednesday.  Models, porn starlets and exhibitionists put their buns on display, perhaps to give the working class a jolt of mid-week energy.  How noble of them. Our friend Sara Jay has taken it up a notch with Will It Balance.  Every Wednesday, the adult-film veterano [...]

SHOCK & AWE BY PACINO718 Whoa.  Now that’s what you call ASSvertising. Elegant Angel Productions will be releasing Big Wet Brazlian Asses 7 soon.  They’re posting up their usual booty billboards, like the eye-catching masterpiece above.  They really know how to build anticipation for a movie.  The entire cast hasn’t been revealed yet but Regina [...]

WORDS BY PACINO718 PHOTOS BY FRANK ANTONIO, RHO PHOTOS, FACET STUDIOS & DA REAL SAFADO ALL PICS PROPERTY OF STRAIGHT STUNTIN MAGAZINE DJ Kayslay has been goin’ H.A.M. on Twitter over the past 18 hours, posting a bunch of new photos from the upcoming 16th issue of Straight Stuntin Magazine.  You oughtta know by now [...]

WORDS BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO PHOTOS & EXCLUSIVE VIDEO PROVIDED BY LATIN SPICE The Law of Attraction is real. A year ago I dedicated a shrine to pioneering urban model and Original Queen of Booty, Latin Spice.  Hundreds of viewers flock to that post on a daily basis, making it one of The [...]

CRISIS BY PACINO718 PHOTO BY SUNDIATA ACREE a.k.a. THE SNYPA SPIZZY SHORTS AIRBRUSHED BY PAUL BUSH JR. Here was my dilemma. While I was in Atlanta last week, I copped a pair of  boyshorts for a big-booty model we were shooting  back in NYC (her identity will remain a mystery for now).  My brother-in-law Paul [...]

REVIEW BY BLACK PACINO PHOTOS BY FRANK ANTONIO, RANSOM J, LINKZ PHOTOGRAPHY & MR. MICHAELS PHOTOGRAPHY Yesterday I copped the long-awaited, highly-anticipated 14th issue of Straight Stuntin Magazine and I was not disappointed.  Although it costs the price of a dime, Straight Stuntin is heavier than a kilo… it’s a thick brick of booty for [...]

CLARIFICATION BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. BLACK PACINO Why do people wrongly ASSume that my only pASSion is big-booty chicks? Why can’t I be ASSociated with my other goals and ASSpirations? Is it because I posted photos of Katja KASSin and AndreSSa Soares? Who makes these inaccurate ASSessments? Fortunately, the mASSes who read this blog know [...]