To hell with small portions, I’m about to Super Size it. When people who don’t know any better picture an Asian woman’s frame, they visualize skinny waifs with the bodies of 12-year old boys.  I’ve been shattering that myth ever since The Spizzy began but right now, with one mega-thick post, I’ma completely put it […]

Of all the airlines I’ve patronized, my recent flight with ANA was by far the best.  High-quality food, free liquor and a subservient crew of very attractive babes… I mean, courteous cabin attendants (at ease, feminists).  Just a few weeks ago I languished at a gate in JFK Airport, dreading that 14-hour journey to Japan.  […]

Model: Rinoa Rick Ross Yields To Gangster Disciple Threats, Cancels Rest Of MMG Tour [SOHH] British Nurse Commits Suicide After Taking Prank Call About Kate Middleton From Australian DJs [Atlantic Wire] TSA Screener Busted Leaving JFK With Stolen Apple Products [Gothamist] Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Jessica Sexxxton, Monica Sexxxton Aiming To Be Filthy Rich [HuffPost] Texas […]

I was on vacation in Japan for the past two weeks, so I haven’t posted anything here for a while.  Not that anyone gives a shit about my lil’ hole-in-the-wall site… it ain’t like WorldStarHipHop, Rap Radar or The Smoking Section shut down.  Bloggin’ was the furthest thing from my mind as I ate like […]

Next week I’m visiting Japan for the umpteenth time and if I meet a fine-ass chick like Kaho during this trip, chances are I stay over there forever.  This long-legged model is so alluring she doesn’t need a last name… but if she’s in search of one I’d gladly offer mine.  Obviously not shy, Kaho […]

Just another day at the office. This is one of my favorite photo sets.  It was scheduled for Miniskirt Monday but once again I verify the stereotype that black folks are always late… I’m a disgrace to my race.  Anyway, these pics are from Japanese fetish site Syukou Club like the “Office Lady Striptease”  I […]

Welcome to the second edition of Miniskirt Monday. Man, there’s something about a grown woman in a school girl outfit that just turns me on.  Maybe it brings back fond memories of being a young horndog humpin’ everything in sight.  There’s an all-girls Catholic school named Cathedral located conveniently down the street from Art & […]

A while back I posted an article about a perverted business owner who asked his female employees to partake in “Miniskirt Monday,” “Tube Top Tuesday” and “No Bra Thursday.”  Obviously this resulted in a sexual harassment suit but still, I think this suPERVisor was on to something.  Mondays are the day that most people look […]

While attending Thirst Academy, where horn-pups mature into horn-dogs, I majored in Booty Appreciation.  ASSology was my favorite subject and I worked diligently to spot the phattest, firmest and juiciest buns that women have to offer.  Leg Studies, however, was my minor.  Here I learned to cherish a shapely pair of gams.  “Start  at her […]

“Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time.  For ya’all have knocked her up.”-Funkadelic, Maggot Brain Thanks to the sloppiness of humankind, pollution has depleted Earth’s ozone layer.  Global warming is a serious issue.  Now the seasons are all screwed up, the weather is crazy and fuel oil is slowly destroying us. Ms. Kimura, Japanese […]

PHOTOS BY KOJI YOKOYAMA Cocomi Sakura (a.k.a. Kokomi Sakura) is one of the most popular AV idols in Japan.  Her DVDs are perennial top-sellers at DMM, the motherlode of Japanese adult video.   Her career started in 2008 with a simple softcore flick, AV Impossible – Kokomi Sakura, which won an award for Best Fetish […]