The great Lana Sands is my original porn crush from back in the 90′s.  Sure, I would have enjoyed a fling with other adult film legends like Janet Jacme and Persia… but to me, Lana Sands was wifey material.  Before Obsession, Lana was the redbone of my dreams.  I always thought Lana was a light-skinned […]

I had to bring this photo back… it fits so well with this story. Lyin’ ass Manti Te’o has a vivid imagination but some stories just can’t be made up.  Catholic priest Kevin Wallin, also known as ‘Monsignor Meth,’ is back in the news after his January 3rd arrest on drug charges.  The plot thickens […]

My motto is “The less English a chick speaks, the better.” But down in Brazil (a.k.a. Bootyland) the prostitutes are taking free courses to learn our beloved language.  The World Cup and Olympics games will be coming to Brazil next year and naturally, the hoes want to properly cash in on a thirsty swarm of […]

Photos by Julia D. These photos give new meaning to the phrase “rubber room.” The clever photographer, who simply goes by the name Julia D, has a bunch of crazy and artistic photos like this in her Flickr portfolio.  I don’t know if these are real or staged but saving used condoms is not an […]

No, the young lady pictured above is not the subject of this story.  But I chose this photo because she’s easier on the eyes than 45-year old Catherine Scalia, the Long Island hooker accused of selling sex out of her hot dog truck.  Apparently Scalia is a repeat offender and both of her businesses involved […]

“I exploit you, still you love me / I tell you one and one makes three / I’m the cult of personality” – Living Colour To a degree, I can relate to Maury Povich. Once upon a time, Maury was a distinguished journalist and acclaimed news anchor.  After a stellar radio and TV career, Maury […]

First things first: Bethany St. James is not a porn star.  Although she grew up surrounded by the adult entertainment industry (her mother was an adult film actress and her father owned a dozen gentleman’s clubs), you won’t find Bethany talking dirty on Spankwire.  However, she can be found at Sheri’s Ranch in Las Vegas, […]

Asa Akira is arguably the hottest adult film star in the game right now.  Asa Akira Is Insatiable, the flick that debuted her first anal and DP scenes, was last year’s most talked-about porn flick.  The recently released sequel to that classic, Insatiable 2, is causing the same kind of  ruckus this year.  Asa really […]

PHOTOS BY THA SNYPER & BLACK PACINO The record-breaking attendance of Exxxotica NJ 2011 states the obvious: Although it isn’t mainstream just yet, adult entertainment is slowly becoming less taboo.  Over 28,000 people showed up for the New Jersey segment of America’s largest love & sex expo.  When tallied with this year’s other shows in […]

PACINO718 LUVS THE HATE This is Hungarian pornstar Madison Parker and as you can see, she’s stickin’ her finger where the sun don’t shine.  Click the pic for an up close & personal whiff. I had this lovely photo at The Spizzy’s Facebook Fan Page and the Thirst Mob went crazy.  Over 120 people hit […]

WORDS BY KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a.  BLACK PACINO PHOTOS PROVIDED BY RUBBERDOLL.NET Hey, horndogs! Here’s a latex woman you don’t have to inflate. There are some unsexy things wrapped in plastic, like grandma’s couch.  But there are also super-sexy things wrapped in plastic, like fetish model and exhilarating live performer RubberDoll.  This South Florida-based beauty has […]